@jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social
Dog owner says that if Muffy were to solve quantum gravity - would truly have become a "good dog."
September 28, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Dog owner says that if Muffy were to solve quantum gravity - would truly have become a "good dog."
Perhaps it's crude for me to say so but I think the jet balloons look like sperm. I am an original and creative thinker.
August 17, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Perhaps it's crude for me to say so but I think the jet balloons look like sperm. I am an original and creative thinker.
In a lot of political posts, people will write "LFG!" and I understand on an intellectual level that it is meant to be "Let's Fucking Go!" but I can't help reading it as "Looking for Group!" which is objectively better.
July 22, 2024 at 2:14 PM
In a lot of political posts, people will write "LFG!" and I understand on an intellectual level that it is meant to be "Let's Fucking Go!" but I can't help reading it as "Looking for Group!" which is objectively better.
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J.D. Vance pronounces 'Appalachia' wrong, says @zunguzungu.bsky.social, who grew up there.
Searing, thoughtful work, more relevant than ever
popula.com/2019/04/18/r...
Searing, thoughtful work, more relevant than ever
popula.com/2019/04/18/r...
July 20, 2024 at 2:28 PM
J.D. Vance pronounces 'Appalachia' wrong, says @zunguzungu.bsky.social, who grew up there.
Searing, thoughtful work, more relevant than ever
popula.com/2019/04/18/r...
Searing, thoughtful work, more relevant than ever
popula.com/2019/04/18/r...
I don't really use my Twitter anymore but I keep the account active and the app on my phone.
Today, I got a notification to watch an Alex Jones video about Hillary Clinton.
I don't follow him and have never watched a video by him. I also thought he was banned.
I am very annoyed by this.
Today, I got a notification to watch an Alex Jones video about Hillary Clinton.
I don't follow him and have never watched a video by him. I also thought he was banned.
I am very annoyed by this.
July 21, 2024 at 9:27 AM
I don't really use my Twitter anymore but I keep the account active and the app on my phone.
Today, I got a notification to watch an Alex Jones video about Hillary Clinton.
I don't follow him and have never watched a video by him. I also thought he was banned.
I am very annoyed by this.
Today, I got a notification to watch an Alex Jones video about Hillary Clinton.
I don't follow him and have never watched a video by him. I also thought he was banned.
I am very annoyed by this.
As shows go, Succession is fine but I'm not sure how I feel about them using "Which Side Are You On?" I don't think they've earned it.
July 19, 2024 at 2:33 PM
As shows go, Succession is fine but I'm not sure how I feel about them using "Which Side Are You On?" I don't think they've earned it.
For my next piece of experimental filmmaking, I've created an alphabet teaching video for children I hate.
July 1, 2024 at 2:07 PM
For my next piece of experimental filmmaking, I've created an alphabet teaching video for children I hate.
I, Noël Coward, am proud to announce that I have developed heretofore unknown and unprecedented forms of racism. I await your enthusiastic applause.
June 25, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I, Noël Coward, am proud to announce that I have developed heretofore unknown and unprecedented forms of racism. I await your enthusiastic applause.
It's not a hawk but it was watching me like one.
June 19, 2024 at 12:10 PM
It's not a hawk but it was watching me like one.
Film for this week basically just said, "The problem with you young people is you believe in historical materialism."
June 17, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Film for this week basically just said, "The problem with you young people is you believe in historical materialism."
I just dragged an entire bed's worth of linens and blankets out into the yard and sprayed them with a hose at 11:30 at night because my youngest threw up in bed.
Being a parent is an amazing adventure.
Being a parent is an amazing adventure.
June 15, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I just dragged an entire bed's worth of linens and blankets out into the yard and sprayed them with a hose at 11:30 at night because my youngest threw up in bed.
Being a parent is an amazing adventure.
Being a parent is an amazing adventure.
I think it's worth remembering that the purpose of this current "AI" boom is about disciplining labor. It doesn't have to be good or capable because that doesn't matter. The people pushing it just need to be able to point at it and say "don't get uppity or we'll give your job to the machine."
June 4, 2024 at 2:38 AM
I think it's worth remembering that the purpose of this current "AI" boom is about disciplining labor. It doesn't have to be good or capable because that doesn't matter. The people pushing it just need to be able to point at it and say "don't get uppity or we'll give your job to the machine."
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You stay away from Anthony Bourdain you son of a bitch
June 1, 2024 at 9:57 PM
You stay away from Anthony Bourdain you son of a bitch
Step 1: Get a billion dollars.
Step 2: Build a "submarine" out of junk from Home Depot
Step 3: Self-actualize as a can of prepackaged fish food
Step 2: Build a "submarine" out of junk from Home Depot
Step 3: Self-actualize as a can of prepackaged fish food
May 28, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Step 1: Get a billion dollars.
Step 2: Build a "submarine" out of junk from Home Depot
Step 3: Self-actualize as a can of prepackaged fish food
Step 2: Build a "submarine" out of junk from Home Depot
Step 3: Self-actualize as a can of prepackaged fish food
Sometimes you eat the cheese that fell on the floor and sometimes the cheese that fell on the floor eats you.
May 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Sometimes you eat the cheese that fell on the floor and sometimes the cheese that fell on the floor eats you.
I love the fact that all the billionaires seem to be hearing a siren song that calls them to their watery grave.
May 28, 2024 at 7:51 AM
I love the fact that all the billionaires seem to be hearing a siren song that calls them to their watery grave.
I can't get over "developed a parenting style based on something she observed when she saw tigers in the wild." Tigers being a notably sapient species with social needs indistinguishable from those of humans.
May 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I can't get over "developed a parenting style based on something she observed when she saw tigers in the wild." Tigers being a notably sapient species with social needs indistinguishable from those of humans.
Pronatalist seems to be a synonym for unregulated child abuse factory. Perhaps people who dislike children who have "reasoned" their way into having a bunch of kids make for bad parents. I know this revelation is blowing everyone's mind.
May 27, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Pronatalist seems to be a synonym for unregulated child abuse factory. Perhaps people who dislike children who have "reasoned" their way into having a bunch of kids make for bad parents. I know this revelation is blowing everyone's mind.
It's not "rent-free" if they're paying by doing the childcare. Their rent is just childcare for some very idiotic people.
May 27, 2024 at 1:06 PM
It's not "rent-free" if they're paying by doing the childcare. Their rent is just childcare for some very idiotic people.
I don't want to mean to the author but the phrase "hyper-rational effective altruism movement" is meaningless drivel.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
America’s premier pronatalists on having ‘tons of kids’ to save the world: ‘There are going to be countries of old people starving to death’
Elon Musk (father of 11) supports their cause. Thousands follow their ideology. Malcolm and Simone Collins are on a mission to make it easier for everyone to have multiple children. But are they reall...
www.theguardian.com
May 27, 2024 at 12:44 PM
I don't want to mean to the author but the phrase "hyper-rational effective altruism movement" is meaningless drivel.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Games media executive brain during an acquisition, "Both of my cars have a steering wheel. This seems like a redundancy that I should eliminate."
May 27, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Games media executive brain during an acquisition, "Both of my cars have a steering wheel. This seems like a redundancy that I should eliminate."
It would appear that Google is not sure who Peter Falk is.
May 25, 2024 at 3:59 PM
It would appear that Google is not sure who Peter Falk is.
Based on a cursory look at my timeline, the entire populations of Europe, Canada and America are currently vacationing in Japan.
May 17, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Based on a cursory look at my timeline, the entire populations of Europe, Canada and America are currently vacationing in Japan.
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When I was 7, my teacher told us to write an article about “world cultures” for school over the weekend. I remembered it late on Sunday so in a panic I made up something called the "Icelandic Fish Festival", figuring said teacher wouldn’t know either way.
May 17, 2024 at 9:01 AM
When I was 7, my teacher told us to write an article about “world cultures” for school over the weekend. I remembered it late on Sunday so in a panic I made up something called the "Icelandic Fish Festival", figuring said teacher wouldn’t know either way.