Dog owner says that if Muffy were to solve quantum gravity - would truly have become a "good dog."

Perhaps it's crude for me to say so but I think the jet balloons look like sperm. I am an original and creative thinker.

It's not a hawk but it was watching me like one.

It would appear that Google is not sure who Peter Falk is.

Occasionally when I'm watching Columbo, I'm introduced to concepts that seem entirely alien to me. Carpet in the bathroom! Truly, the past is a foreign country.

When you are a normal person who writes normal movies for normal people.

Star Trek's greatest failure was trying to convince the world that trombones could be sexy.