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Horny
Perfect. No one else follow me.
December 7, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Brady bunch reunion with just the middle daughter, call that OnlyJans
weird movie directors with the same first name, call that OnlyDans
A font with no serifs called OnlySans
July 5, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Air quality so toxic I’m entering a “don’t ask don’t tell” non monogamous relationship with it
Air quality so toxic that it just joined Twitter.
June 29, 2023 at 12:36 PM
Heddy Lamar defeated the nazis, designed planes for Howard Hughes, and invented Wi-Fi while looking like this
June 27, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Homie what set you from
June 24, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Sea deez nuts
If there’s one thing I know about the woke shitposter coalition is they really come alive with anything sea related
June 21, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Divorced guy energy is now a slur
June 21, 2023 at 1:37 PM
Has the submarine tried hitting up down left right abab start
June 20, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Submerse deez nuts
June 20, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Take Off Your Pants and Jacket really is a great name for an album
June 20, 2023 at 10:05 AM
Straight men taking and posting lewds (not nudes tho) should be normalized
Post something banal on here that is impossible to say on the other site, I’ll start: I think Taylor Swift is an uneven songwriter
June 19, 2023 at 8:38 PM
In high school, my best friend knew this guy from the neighborhood. He worked at Shea Stadium and would sneak us into Mets games. Now hes the sperminator and its not that surprising https://nypost.com/2023/06/18/sperminator-and-nyc-council-candidate-jonathan-rinaldi-defends-unorthodox-modern-family/
June 19, 2023 at 10:54 AM
Watching avatars for Father’s Day. Pretty sweet
June 18, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Openhummer was right there
Getting sucked on while watching Oppenheimer call that a blow job
June 15, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Reposted by JP
Getting on Twitter to doom post
Hopping on Bluesky to horny post
June 15, 2023 at 5:58 AM
Opening a chicken wings & zeppole stand called the friedzone
June 14, 2023 at 10:20 PM
I dunno why but I like light mode here and dark mode on that other site 🤷🏻‍♂️
June 14, 2023 at 5:47 PM
Im incredibly popular on the Russian knockoff website blueski.

I post hole there
June 13, 2023 at 5:11 PM
I’m blocking everyone talking about blocking
(no I’m not pls be my friend)
June 13, 2023 at 4:51 PM
June 12, 2023 at 9:50 PM
It true. Im a vulgar filthy man
June 12, 2023 at 8:52 PM
All sandwiches are dumplings but you Western chauvinists aren’t ready for that conversation
June 12, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Reposted by JP
Got an idea that will massively improve transit infrastructure
June 12, 2023 at 2:36 PM
I want to be skeeted. Someone skeet this pls
June 12, 2023 at 5:03 PM
My 6 yo daughter made me a to do list for today and I appreciate that I get to play Zelda multiple times
June 11, 2023 at 11:29 AM