@joycehaven.bsky.social
Forest🌲 dwelling formerly cosmopolitan ambivert who crawls out of her mossy hut to occasionally make tart commentary about fashion, wear tiaras for no good reason, play the harp, make hats, and eat cheese.🧀
When your bestie asks you to remind her of her favorite #FrenchWine in the middle of the night.
I'm not sure how "Sarlaac" sounds like " #Sauternes ," but here we are.
I later suggested she might also like a #Saussignac because it has fewer teeth than a Sarlaac,but she accused me of making it up.
I'm not sure how "Sarlaac" sounds like " #Sauternes ," but here we are.
I later suggested she might also like a #Saussignac because it has fewer teeth than a Sarlaac,but she accused me of making it up.
July 16, 2025 at 7:20 AM
When your bestie asks you to remind her of her favorite #FrenchWine in the middle of the night.
I'm not sure how "Sarlaac" sounds like " #Sauternes ," but here we are.
I later suggested she might also like a #Saussignac because it has fewer teeth than a Sarlaac,but she accused me of making it up.
I'm not sure how "Sarlaac" sounds like " #Sauternes ," but here we are.
I later suggested she might also like a #Saussignac because it has fewer teeth than a Sarlaac,but she accused me of making it up.
Somebody needs to tell Cynthia Erivo to leave Noni's fancy black and silver plastic lace placemats alone! Those only come out at Christmas and baptism parties!
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes #Fashion
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes #Fashion
January 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Somebody needs to tell Cynthia Erivo to leave Noni's fancy black and silver plastic lace placemats alone! Those only come out at Christmas and baptism parties!
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes #Fashion
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes #Fashion
Well, someone has to sell Jeremy Strong and his seafoam velvet suit some real estate in Miami and apparently it's #SexyPriest
#GoldenGlobes #RedCarpet
#GoldenGlobes #RedCarpet
January 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Well, someone has to sell Jeremy Strong and his seafoam velvet suit some real estate in Miami and apparently it's #SexyPriest
#GoldenGlobes #RedCarpet
#GoldenGlobes #RedCarpet
I love it when dudes take chances on the #redcarpet, so I'll give Jeremy Strong some credit there.
However, this is *a lot* of sea foam green.
A Lot.
With the bucket hat, glasses and turtleneck I'm getting Maxwell Smart trying to stay undercover in Miami in January 1967.
#GoldenGlobes
However, this is *a lot* of sea foam green.
A Lot.
With the bucket hat, glasses and turtleneck I'm getting Maxwell Smart trying to stay undercover in Miami in January 1967.
#GoldenGlobes
January 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I love it when dudes take chances on the #redcarpet, so I'll give Jeremy Strong some credit there.
However, this is *a lot* of sea foam green.
A Lot.
With the bucket hat, glasses and turtleneck I'm getting Maxwell Smart trying to stay undercover in Miami in January 1967.
#GoldenGlobes
However, this is *a lot* of sea foam green.
A Lot.
With the bucket hat, glasses and turtleneck I'm getting Maxwell Smart trying to stay undercover in Miami in January 1967.
#GoldenGlobes
Well, Katherine Hahn's skirt is going to the #GoldenGlobes, but I think her top is headed for a Stevie Nicks themed 80's Night at a club called Rumors in Des Moines.
#RedCarpet
#RedCarpet
January 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Well, Katherine Hahn's skirt is going to the #GoldenGlobes, but I think her top is headed for a Stevie Nicks themed 80's Night at a club called Rumors in Des Moines.
#RedCarpet
#RedCarpet
January 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Apparently now we know what happens when you cross The Handmaid's Tale with a carwash.
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
January 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Apparently now we know what happens when you cross The Handmaid's Tale with a carwash.
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
The Great Bed Ruffle Robbery starring Melissa McCarthy.
Many a 1981 Sears catalog bedroom set is missing it's accessories tonight.
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
Many a 1981 Sears catalog bedroom set is missing it's accessories tonight.
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
January 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The Great Bed Ruffle Robbery starring Melissa McCarthy.
Many a 1981 Sears catalog bedroom set is missing it's accessories tonight.
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
Many a 1981 Sears catalog bedroom set is missing it's accessories tonight.
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
Is it too much to hope for Eddie Redmayne carrying around a metric shit ton of #Scrabble tiles in his pockets?
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
January 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Is it too much to hope for Eddie Redmayne carrying around a metric shit ton of #Scrabble tiles in his pockets?
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
Chalamet has gone straight from Dylan biopic to dissolute 19th century poet with a laudanum problem... I guess that's not really much of a stylistic stretch.
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
January 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Chalamet has gone straight from Dylan biopic to dissolute 19th century poet with a laudanum problem... I guess that's not really much of a stylistic stretch.
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
You say tomato, I say tomato.
Fashion approved by the Heinz ketchup Fashion Advisory Board.
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
Fashion approved by the Heinz ketchup Fashion Advisory Board.
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
January 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
You say tomato, I say tomato.
Fashion approved by the Heinz ketchup Fashion Advisory Board.
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
Fashion approved by the Heinz ketchup Fashion Advisory Board.
#RedCarpet #GoldenGlobes
While not the Golden Globes, Here's Ariana Grande at the #PalmSprings #FilmFestival reminding us all to keep those New Years resolutions rolling by remembering to keep our yoga stability balls inflated.
#RedCarpet
#RedCarpet
January 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
While not the Golden Globes, Here's Ariana Grande at the #PalmSprings #FilmFestival reminding us all to keep those New Years resolutions rolling by remembering to keep our yoga stability balls inflated.
#RedCarpet
#RedCarpet
I had no idea #SchittsCreek had a Thai restaurant.
December 31, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I had no idea #SchittsCreek had a Thai restaurant.
One of ours has her own Prime Video watchlist. Through rigorous content testing we've realized she has little to no interest in fish, loves birds, and is sometimes enthusiastic about chipmunks and squirrels.
November 21, 2024 at 6:24 AM
One of ours has her own Prime Video watchlist. Through rigorous content testing we've realized she has little to no interest in fish, loves birds, and is sometimes enthusiastic about chipmunks and squirrels.
Another #thunderstorm passing over. I've lost count of them today. Although the #waterspout was exciting! Do you want Sharknado🦈🌀🌪️ because that's how you get Sharknado!🤣
Anyhoo, despite house-shaking rolling thunder, our 4 #cats can't be bothered to be scared.
This is Wackles at his most concerned.
Anyhoo, despite house-shaking rolling thunder, our 4 #cats can't be bothered to be scared.
This is Wackles at his most concerned.
November 21, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Another #thunderstorm passing over. I've lost count of them today. Although the #waterspout was exciting! Do you want Sharknado🦈🌀🌪️ because that's how you get Sharknado!🤣
Anyhoo, despite house-shaking rolling thunder, our 4 #cats can't be bothered to be scared.
This is Wackles at his most concerned.
Anyhoo, despite house-shaking rolling thunder, our 4 #cats can't be bothered to be scared.
This is Wackles at his most concerned.
At a guess, #Pantone is scrambling this week to adjust their projected 2025 slate of color trends from something that managed to encompass the earthy hideousness of the 70's & the weird vibrancy of the 80's, while still remaining oddly appealing, to this...
November 13, 2024 at 10:08 PM
At a guess, #Pantone is scrambling this week to adjust their projected 2025 slate of color trends from something that managed to encompass the earthy hideousness of the 70's & the weird vibrancy of the 80's, while still remaining oddly appealing, to this...
My teenage neighbor is a budding #mycologist.
Went on a fungal recon mission this AM.
Mushrooms everywhere, but not a one to eat!
My favorite name from our hunt today was Questionable Stropharia. Such a Puritan name for a mushroom. The fungal equivalent of Capability Brown or Humiliation Hynde.
Went on a fungal recon mission this AM.
Mushrooms everywhere, but not a one to eat!
My favorite name from our hunt today was Questionable Stropharia. Such a Puritan name for a mushroom. The fungal equivalent of Capability Brown or Humiliation Hynde.
November 13, 2024 at 8:20 PM
My teenage neighbor is a budding #mycologist.
Went on a fungal recon mission this AM.
Mushrooms everywhere, but not a one to eat!
My favorite name from our hunt today was Questionable Stropharia. Such a Puritan name for a mushroom. The fungal equivalent of Capability Brown or Humiliation Hynde.
Went on a fungal recon mission this AM.
Mushrooms everywhere, but not a one to eat!
My favorite name from our hunt today was Questionable Stropharia. Such a Puritan name for a mushroom. The fungal equivalent of Capability Brown or Humiliation Hynde.