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joycehaven.bsky.social
@joycehaven.bsky.social
Forest🌲 dwelling formerly cosmopolitan ambivert who crawls out of her mossy hut to occasionally make tart commentary about fashion, wear tiaras for no good reason, play the harp, make hats, and eat cheese.🧀
If I took 'shrooms and attempted pigeon pose there would be paramedics 🚑, a crane🏗️, 2 news crews and a helicopter🚁 to solve the resulting crisis.
February 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What I had taken for an assault rifle turned out to be a very stylized depiction of a flying #CanadaGoose.
Since they are super ornery, and prone to assault, I felt this was a justified connection in my brain. I also then wondered if there should be a buy back program for Canada geese? 🪿
January 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When I finally got close enough to properly see the signs they turned out to be announcing that this area, and not just the Willapa Bay itself, is part of the protected National Wildlife Refuge.
January 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My brow furrowed in contemplation, I tried to figure out what assault rifles had to do with the ditches? We're people dumping them? Unlikely. Were they extra super prohibited in wetlands? Who knows?
January 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The ditches connect back into the wetland that runs along the spine of the peninsula.
As mentioned, the signs were small, and I didn't have my distance glasses on. All I could make out was a block of text and what looked like an assault rifle.
January 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM