Back at it and socially awkward kids will forever be socially awkward.
"So you're a year rounder?"
"Why did you come [here] so young?"
Percy Jackson asking deeply personal questions casually.
I'm surprised he hasn't been throttled by everyone.

#percyjackson #books #booksky #reading #storytime

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My teen is reading me the Percy Jackson series starting with the first one tonight. So, maybe I'll post about what I think of them. Looking forward to this quite large book universe.

Look! A well lit small child! (This small child is my child although she is much larger now). Look at those cheeks though!

True!

Alright, let's do a trade.
I have an upper respiratory infection I'll trade for any of the following:
*a broken toe
*half a work shift (you choose first or second half)
*2 phone calls you've been avoiding
*3 rides to/ from the airport.
*one chore once a day until the infection is gone.
OBO(e)

Here, watch my dad walk me down the aisle as Batman and The Penguin to go marry the riddler. Man I love comics, I'm so glad we had so much fun at our wedding.
Oh, sorry, realized I hadn't posted it yet and was watching it again for the third time.

You know what everyone, enjoy a taste of YouTube classic. I promise it's not a rickroll. I promise.

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Okay fine, you get one more but only because she was being so sweet and you asked so nicely. #dog #cute

Today you get 90% of a dog tax. Congratulations, she's probably as confused as you are. #dog #blurry #Iknowthatsnotanactualtag #ivelostcontrolofthispost

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You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.

Confirmed:
There is water in the bottom of the ocean.

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Sorry for not posting yesterday, it was cloudy and I'm not sure what the moral implications of posing on @bsky.app are when the sky is Grey. Please advise 😊

Aloha everyone, just another wanderer looking for a safe port in a storm. Enjoy a mermaid picture while you're here. Also, any follow by anyone named Ayla will be followed back. We have to stick together. I'll probably post random pictures about my art and life. We shall see.