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Dr. Josh Fitzgerald
@joshuafitzgerald.bsky.social
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

I love my dogs. I actually have a doctorate. Paramore is the best band. Life is weird
Seriously! I get emails almost daily about new concerts announced in Atlanta for some reason. I live in the PNW!
Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live
February 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Heard JD #Vance say, “Professors are the enemy” at a conservative conference. As a professor, if people are gonna treat me like an enemy I might as well start acting like one.

So, are there any other professors on here willing the share their “Indoctrination” lesson plan with me?! I need it!
January 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Daily commute album review #6:
#MyChemicalRomance

Rating: 7.8/10
Comments:
-Very good album
-A classic for a reason
-Interlude is bad
-Some things not necessary and overly weird
-All “negatives” are minor. This album is very good
January 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I have 69 followers, nobody else follow me!

Yes. I am a child
January 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Daily commute album review #4:
#PanicattheDisco - A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out

Rating: 7.4/10
Comments:
-hall of very good
-starts out SO strong
-loses some steam on the B side
-first half of the album is top tier emo music
January 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
What a game and what a season. O-H
#NationalChampionship #collegefootball
January 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I refuse to commit to the misery today. Gonna go read a book instead
#booksky help me out
January 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Daily commute album review #4:
#TakingBackSunday - Tell All Your Friends

Rating: 8.1/10
Comments:
-forgot how good it is
-some of the screaming is unique and made me laugh a couple times
-way too short, give me more
-those few songs are fantastic
January 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Sharing this everywhere #paramore
January 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I like emo music so I searched #emo on here to try and find people to follow with similar music tastes.
Yeah, don’t do that. It’s almost exclusive nsfw stuff. I did NOT see that one coming
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January 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Anyone else begrudgingly open their Facebook app to see the “video” notifications going crazy? I would rather walk on glass than watch a reel voluntarily #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oh is #booksky a thing now? Sign me up. I like books and new friends 🤷🏻‍♂️
January 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Daily commute album review #3:
#Falloutboy - Infinity On High

Rating: 8.8/10
Comments:
-very, very good
-some songs need their flowers, such as “The Take Over, The Breaks Over”
-good length
-a few songs just okay
-overall, great album
January 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Daily commute album review #2:
Fall Out Boy - From Under the Cork Tree

Rating: 9.7/10
Comments:
-As close to perfection as an album can get
-Every song is great
-“Get Busy Living…” is probably the weakest song
-I wish this album was longer
-Still holds up to this day. TO THIS DAY
January 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Daily commute album review #1:
Paramore - Riot

Rating: 8/10
Comments: I love this album and always will
Starts super strong with track 1 and maintains the quality throughout
A couple songs are a little unpolished. Some pander a little I guess?
I’ll never understand some of the criticism 4 Riot 🤘🏻
January 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Is everyone’s #instagram feed butt cheeks now or is it just mine?
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It’s awful over there
January 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It’s weird having a good day sometimes. Like when is bad stuff gonna happen?

Wait, this is anxiety. I have #anxiety
January 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
From Under the Cork Tree supremacy
Rolling Stone has named From Under The Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy as one of the 250 Greatest Albums of the 21st Century.
January 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Reposted by Dr. Josh Fitzgerald
The Facebook people are here now (derogatory)
January 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I fear the Vikings were frauds all along
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January 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
That Jayden Daniels is real good at football
January 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
January 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
You always take a call at a bar because better or worse, you get a beer out of it.
January 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Bird law in this country is not governed by reason #alwayssunny
January 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that EVERYONE DIED. The end.

#spongebob
January 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM