Joshua 🐊
joshua37.bsky.social
Joshua 🐊
@joshua37.bsky.social
He/him. DnD, communist, redneck shit
they'll probably be done by then dumbass! I wanted to mow right before they did the work so it'd be easier to hunt for nails!
August 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Now that's a hot take. I tend to agree philosophically and admit to my vegan friends and lovers that I'm making an arbitrary choice by eating pigs but not dogs, horses but not cats

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30. If you eat meat, no animals should be off limits. They are all made of meat.
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's fundamentally an instrument of the annoying and more people would appreciate Dylan if they were willing to admit how annoying he is

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29. Harmonica is the worst instrument, followed closely by the alto saxophone
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
That good hotdog you had that one time was probably a sausage

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28. Hot dog is the worst tube meat
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Queerness is fundamentally the acknowledgement of that most fundamental of contradictions, that you and I are one in ten thousand ways and yet utterly singular in ten thousand others. There is no separate-ness and no uniformity. Everyone's a little queer.

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26. Everybody is at least a little bit gay.
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
These poor performers are getting killed out there with these tour dates. In FL I've seen bands on the end of a multi-city run and guess what? They're late, sick, and exhausted. Give them poor uns a rest

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21. Concerts should start at 6:00 p.m. and be over by 9:00.
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We're uniquely obsessed with it and lust for it yet cannot comprehend how it must touch our own lives. One of the most broken features of our culture.

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19. Americans are too weird about death
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
There's a better confectionary for chocolate cake. It's chocolate cake.

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17. Brownies should be fudgy, not cakey
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"Can I get an abortion when I decide to end a pregnancy?" is a fundamental question of human rights and opponents should be oppressed so viciously that the social cost of anti-abortion activity is unbearable

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13. Abortion is a medical miracle and a social good
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"oh people won't be incentivized to" good, I've literally never met someone doing good in the world for more than $5 mil

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12. We should have confiscatory tax rates on any amount over $5 million dollars of earnings per year. 100%.
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I cannot post my thoughts about the Zephyrhills and Nestle water companies without seeing it printed out in my living room tomorrow so this is my moderate position too

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11. We should make bottled water (plastic) illegal. Aluminum cans or glass only.
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Florida is famously good cattle country only because people aren't willing to figure out goats. It'd be much better used on goats. It's genuinely hard to find in the usual shops around here so you gotta go to specialties, which is fine, but needs more widespread acceptance.

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10. More people should eat goat, and fewer people should eat every other meat
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Caveat: planned trilogies or whatever don't count in this formula. "Oh y'all liked that? Here's another" is usually enough. Start with a new concept.

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7. No movie should have more than one sequel.
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's crazy how badly you gotta go outside man

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6. You need to touch grass
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I second the motion to call them something else bc we all need to understand it's a completely different treat that sucks in a way millennials are uniquely good at (over-engineering a simple delight)

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5. Cake donuts are an abomination to the Lord
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
There is a dipshit snugglebug in a shelter near you that needs someone to love. Be that person!

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1. You should never buy a dog, unless it has a specific job it has to do, like working livestock
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Had a lie in this morning and timed out tiktok (3 hours). That's it, no more for the day. What awaits?
July 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM