they'll probably be done by then dumbass! I wanted to mow right before they did the work so it'd be easier to hunt for nails!

Now that's a hot take. I tend to agree philosophically and admit to my vegan friends and lovers that I'm making an arbitrary choice by eating pigs but not dogs, horses but not cats

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It's fundamentally an instrument of the annoying and more people would appreciate Dylan if they were willing to admit how annoying he is

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That good hotdog you had that one time was probably a sausage

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Queerness is fundamentally the acknowledgement of that most fundamental of contradictions, that you and I are one in ten thousand ways and yet utterly singular in ten thousand others. There is no separate-ness and no uniformity. Everyone's a little queer.

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These poor performers are getting killed out there with these tour dates. In FL I've seen bands on the end of a multi-city run and guess what? They're late, sick, and exhausted. Give them poor uns a rest

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We're uniquely obsessed with it and lust for it yet cannot comprehend how it must touch our own lives. One of the most broken features of our culture.

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There's a better confectionary for chocolate cake. It's chocolate cake.

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"Can I get an abortion when I decide to end a pregnancy?" is a fundamental question of human rights and opponents should be oppressed so viciously that the social cost of anti-abortion activity is unbearable

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"oh people won't be incentivized to" good, I've literally never met someone doing good in the world for more than $5 mil

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I cannot post my thoughts about the Zephyrhills and Nestle water companies without seeing it printed out in my living room tomorrow so this is my moderate position too

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Florida is famously good cattle country only because people aren't willing to figure out goats. It'd be much better used on goats. It's genuinely hard to find in the usual shops around here so you gotta go to specialties, which is fine, but needs more widespread acceptance.

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Caveat: planned trilogies or whatever don't count in this formula. "Oh y'all liked that? Here's another" is usually enough. Start with a new concept.

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It's crazy how badly you gotta go outside man

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I second the motion to call them something else bc we all need to understand it's a completely different treat that sucks in a way millennials are uniquely good at (over-engineering a simple delight)

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There is a dipshit snugglebug in a shelter near you that needs someone to love. Be that person!

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Had a lie in this morning and timed out tiktok (3 hours). That's it, no more for the day. What awaits?