Joshua 🐊
@joshua37.bsky.social
He/him. DnD, communist, redneck shit
$7 at Aldi. Dot is an Aldi girl through and through, just like her old man
July 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
$7 at Aldi. Dot is an Aldi girl through and through, just like her old man
The Senator from Langley would like for you plebs to stop talking about ideology so much and vote for people who say "trump bad give money please" while voting to confirm his future codefendants
July 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The Senator from Langley would like for you plebs to stop talking about ideology so much and vote for people who say "trump bad give money please" while voting to confirm his future codefendants
It's about time the rest of the world has to suffer under the same burden as Floridians: loud mouthed Italian-Yankee boomers ruining the vibe
May 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It's about time the rest of the world has to suffer under the same burden as Floridians: loud mouthed Italian-Yankee boomers ruining the vibe
In the raspy words of Joe Biden, c'mon man
May 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
In the raspy words of Joe Biden, c'mon man
The difference is that liberals like this guy would actually try to stop you instead of whining that dogs can't play basketball
May 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The difference is that liberals like this guy would actually try to stop you instead of whining that dogs can't play basketball
"I'm open to discuss the Israeli justifications for the genocide just in case you haven't watched any corporate news, Israeli news, the press conferences of both US admins, almost every public statement from American pols, X and Meta's moderation standards, and every major newspaper" ya I bet dude
April 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"I'm open to discuss the Israeli justifications for the genocide just in case you haven't watched any corporate news, Israeli news, the press conferences of both US admins, almost every public statement from American pols, X and Meta's moderation standards, and every major newspaper" ya I bet dude
Beautifully captures the feeling of riding Amtrak now. I went to Tampa's Amtrak station and wrote in my diary that day "oh to live in a nation that loves its people"
March 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Beautifully captures the feeling of riding Amtrak now. I went to Tampa's Amtrak station and wrote in my diary that day "oh to live in a nation that loves its people"
Player: can we summon tiamat to kill her permanently?
Me: yeah in this setting you can (my setting)
Player2: well she's probably, like, gargantuan, how big is she?
Me:
Me: yeah in this setting you can (my setting)
Player2: well she's probably, like, gargantuan, how big is she?
Me:
February 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Player: can we summon tiamat to kill her permanently?
Me: yeah in this setting you can (my setting)
Player2: well she's probably, like, gargantuan, how big is she?
Me:
Me: yeah in this setting you can (my setting)
Player2: well she's probably, like, gargantuan, how big is she?
Me:
Local man owns washing machine
February 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Local man owns washing machine
Re: DOGE doing crimes, this actually isn't your only recourse, but liberals purged everyone in the coalition who was willing to kit up and solve this problem, so you're simply stuck with it.
February 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Re: DOGE doing crimes, this actually isn't your only recourse, but liberals purged everyone in the coalition who was willing to kit up and solve this problem, so you're simply stuck with it.
LMAO why ask if we're not allowed to reply? Classic Kamala.
And I'd tell her "see? That's how you do it!" every time someone scores on a layup
And I'd tell her "see? That's how you do it!" every time someone scores on a layup
February 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
LMAO why ask if we're not allowed to reply? Classic Kamala.
And I'd tell her "see? That's how you do it!" every time someone scores on a layup
And I'd tell her "see? That's how you do it!" every time someone scores on a layup
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT MAYBE YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE DANGEROUS
MAYBE THEY DO THIS SHIT BECAUSE THEY KNOW A DEMOCRAT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
MAYBE THEY DO THIS SHIT BECAUSE THEY KNOW A DEMOCRAT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
February 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT MAYBE YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE DANGEROUS
MAYBE THEY DO THIS SHIT BECAUSE THEY KNOW A DEMOCRAT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
MAYBE THEY DO THIS SHIT BECAUSE THEY KNOW A DEMOCRAT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
In my time away from bsky I got a dog. Her name is Dot. She is a Catahoula who didn't have enough of a prey drive to be a hunting dog, so my brother gave her to me for free.
She is perhaps the fastest, toughest, smartest bastard of a dog ever. She speaks English fluently and smokes unfiltered cigs
She is perhaps the fastest, toughest, smartest bastard of a dog ever. She speaks English fluently and smokes unfiltered cigs
February 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
In my time away from bsky I got a dog. Her name is Dot. She is a Catahoula who didn't have enough of a prey drive to be a hunting dog, so my brother gave her to me for free.
She is perhaps the fastest, toughest, smartest bastard of a dog ever. She speaks English fluently and smokes unfiltered cigs
She is perhaps the fastest, toughest, smartest bastard of a dog ever. She speaks English fluently and smokes unfiltered cigs
Nikki Fried and the FL Dems are the kind of people where if you do something they don't like the odds you made the right move are much, much better.
January 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Nikki Fried and the FL Dems are the kind of people where if you do something they don't like the odds you made the right move are much, much better.
That's a cute little feature
September 18, 2024 at 2:59 PM
That's a cute little feature
Her foreign policy page is indistinguishable from a George Bush conservative. She blames the Palestinian genocide on Hamas. Cuba's revolution was decades ago but she doesn't want the regime to be "normalized"? Fidel is dead! The revolutionary gov't survived him. What now? Endless exclusion? (Yes)
August 14, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Her foreign policy page is indistinguishable from a George Bush conservative. She blames the Palestinian genocide on Hamas. Cuba's revolution was decades ago but she doesn't want the regime to be "normalized"? Fidel is dead! The revolutionary gov't survived him. What now? Endless exclusion? (Yes)
The common joke in Florida is that we vote for progressive policies but don't support Democrats.
Here's the thing: the Dem candidate is from FL-26, which is the Everglades and the Keys. A big fucking swamp and a retirement community for alcoholics. More boats than people.
Here's the thing: the Dem candidate is from FL-26, which is the Everglades and the Keys. A big fucking swamp and a retirement community for alcoholics. More boats than people.
August 14, 2024 at 3:35 PM
The common joke in Florida is that we vote for progressive policies but don't support Democrats.
Here's the thing: the Dem candidate is from FL-26, which is the Everglades and the Keys. A big fucking swamp and a retirement community for alcoholics. More boats than people.
Here's the thing: the Dem candidate is from FL-26, which is the Everglades and the Keys. A big fucking swamp and a retirement community for alcoholics. More boats than people.
The thing these voters are hung up on is the definition of the term "viability" with regard to the fetus in question, which makes a lot of sense since that term was invented whole cloth by a judge with no medical background
July 15, 2024 at 2:26 PM
The thing these voters are hung up on is the definition of the term "viability" with regard to the fetus in question, which makes a lot of sense since that term was invented whole cloth by a judge with no medical background
Screen capping to avoid the block but I mean, yeah? The Parkinson's stuff, which probably isn't true, sticks because the president is a shambolic cadaver. Sure, he's probably *just* dangerously senile with signs of sundowning, what a campaign message!
July 9, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Screen capping to avoid the block but I mean, yeah? The Parkinson's stuff, which probably isn't true, sticks because the president is a shambolic cadaver. Sure, he's probably *just* dangerously senile with signs of sundowning, what a campaign message!
Any other profession and we'd have a serious conversation about this guy's employment. If he drove a forklift with the same level of forklift knowledge he'd be told "you can't drive this forklift any more"
June 27, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Any other profession and we'd have a serious conversation about this guy's employment. If he drove a forklift with the same level of forklift knowledge he'd be told "you can't drive this forklift any more"
The ancient Catholic who voted to allow state by state abortion policy and the Hyde Amendment and who has done nothing to improve abortion access and also refuses to support things that would fix this gridlock on abortion rights... Is the holy avenger we're supposed to reelect?
June 25, 2024 at 8:44 PM
The ancient Catholic who voted to allow state by state abortion policy and the Hyde Amendment and who has done nothing to improve abortion access and also refuses to support things that would fix this gridlock on abortion rights... Is the holy avenger we're supposed to reelect?
"pull up to our concentration camp in a foreign country so the Russians know we're serious" is such a great move from president peepaw
June 14, 2024 at 9:56 PM
"pull up to our concentration camp in a foreign country so the Russians know we're serious" is such a great move from president peepaw