Uh oh, gramps took his meds and got ahold of his phone again. He’s committing impeachable offenses by weaponizing the government on blast. Somebody go tackle him and pry it from his fingers, then give him a nice sponge bath and diaper change, then he’ll be calm enough to go to bed.

Video game platforms asking you to tone down the nudity in your game before they host it: Censorship.

The government of the USA threatening consequences against a broadcasting company for a comedian’s speech: Not Censorship.

I hope this clears everything up.

Thinking of building a Time Machine for the sole purpose of traveling back to May 25, 1787 and beating every Founding Father to death with a stick that says, “Mechanism for a popular vote of no confidence by the electorate”.

It’s a pretty big stick.

Maxwell was prosecuted under the first Trump administration. It’s so obvious these people are going to sanitize a woman who is guilty of sex trafficking and CSA as long as she helps their cult leader. Utterly, deplorably despicable.

You know what, I’m not a big city lawyer. In fact, I’m barely not even a lawyer at all. But something smells SLAPPy in here.

Stop calling it deporting, so MAYBE more Americans will get it. "Deporting" is sending someone back, after due process, to the country they came from, where they arrive a free person. This is human trafficking to a foreign torture prison for the rest of their lives. GET THE LANGUAGE RIGHT.

The idea that the federal government can go before a judge and say, “Yeah we arrested the wrong guy, but too bad, so sad” is not alarming nearly enough people yet.

The article snippet here doesn’t fully back up the claim that America has reignited the international slave trade, but this does:

www.thenation.com/article/soci...

Worst two-day stock market crashes in the U.S. by percentage loss:

1. 1929 (the Great Depression)

2. 1987 (Black Monday)

3. 2008 (the Great Recession)

4. YESTERDAY AND TODAY

And while this happened, the man responsible for it was golfing and dining with enemies of America.

“$5 million and you can come into America!”
“Okay here-“
“But you have to keep a big picture of Trump in your pocket.”
“Hmm. Is there some other way?”
“Well, we could put a hot needle in your eye.”
“Will I receive medical attention?”
“Yes”
“Do I get a cool eyepatch?”
“No”
“Sigh... Gimme the needle”

Perhaps this incredible visionary knew that the GOP winning this race would lead to personal ketamine use being banned, depriving him of his superhuman intelligence.

Yes. Yes, that must be it. Masterful move, sir.

*huffs from a paper bag filled with an unknown substance*

What a great story. How’d that one end again?

Whether or not you believe Elon Musk did a Nazi salute (he did), I think we can all agree that he is Extremely Divorced.

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