I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

Whenever G-d closes a door, he opens a window.

Also, whenever He sees a duck, he taps his ear three times. His books are shelved in strict order of page count.

There's something you should know about G-d....

Amazon primes auto play is so aggressive. Like if u don’t pick up the remote fast enough your watching the secret level wether you want to or not! And now it’s in my continue watching..

hey you! yeah, YOU! looking to take your nfl gameday experience to the next level? huh. honestly, i did not expect you to earnestly answer yes to that question. caught me on my heels a little bit, i gotta tell you. uh, i guess subscribe to some kind of tv package or buy some fuckin chips or whatever

The truth is we are a nation of middle managers and stock brokers and those are the least important people for society to function. That’s why America is failing.

Bill Burr putting it out there on national TV

“They talk about looters? What about the insurance companies? Free Luigi”

American teens are flocking to a new video app

The difference between game shows in the 60s and the beast games is you were trying to win a boat to add to the middle class life. Beast games is literally psychological torture on the lower class. For entertainment of the lower class. It’s the start of any dystopian novel. Have a good week!

Me 34 year old man who has lived in Wisconsin his who life.

My brain: no money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami…..

Thoughts?

Watching movies with my gf.
“Ya know, that stepdad is really a good guy, did nothing wrong, also your baby daddy won’t acquire a bunch of penguins and learn the meaning of family.”

People on Bluesky need to stop smelling their own farts about leaving X. I’m a liberal that has done the same for same reasons, but I think my biggest annoyance here is people talking about how much better they are for it. You’re not and should stop thinking this is real life.

How much do I need to post on here to make money, or destabilize a global power, I’m here for either to be honest.

My cat is fat,
He relax like that.

Is this the place we are gonna watch the end of the world from?