bro i got food poisoning for the first time in my life and no wonder this shit killed pilgrims. i’m fighting for my life as is, if you told me i had to go kill a bison rn i’d just kill myself

All these people talking about how writing is dead, books are dead. Bullshit.

Corporations are attempting to exploit writers and turn them into marketers precisely because writing/books are NOT dead, because writers are good at what they do and people are hungry — will always be hungry—for stories.

If Homer Simpson was a real person, he would be in small claims court on a weekly basis.

Mushrooms turn dead wood into food and medicine which is better than anything any tech start up has ever done

I just think it would be neat if employers were obligated to make sure nobody is crying all day because of how they were treated at work.

it’s vegan to throw eggs at cops

everyone i know is getting laid off but the economy is actually doing really well if u look at these 2 lines i drew

It must be great to be a Sasquatch. Just walking around eating and shitting and ejaculating

Lots of mayo talk on here. The people are shouting in the streets for more mayo discourse.

Sorry if I’ve seemed a little off the past few years

I waited 4 months for an invite to this site so I can follow the same 12 accounts. It’s better than Threads though.