Kintsugi is the centuries old Japanese art of repairing broken pottery and ceramics using gold, specifically highlighting the cracks and timeworn imperfections as a testament to resilience and continuing on despite difficulty.

That is why my bird statue looks like this.

Tell me any of these people are heterosexual.

Priests: Does my latest idiotic purchase count as divination? Or am I without sin here?

I can think of few companion murals to the Five Below murad that suit it better than a dueling Citizens Bank murad.

Still better than a traditional wrap, though.

1. Male.
2. American.
3. German/Swedish.
4. Christian/Episcopalian/Anglo-Catholic.
5. Democratic.
6. Liberal Democrat.
7. Free market socialism.
8. American exceptionalism.
9. FDR, Konrad Adenauer, Ulysses Grant, Lyndon Johnson, JFK, Truman.

Backyard is looking cute following planting of a second holly bush. Those damn squirrels effectively killed my rose bush, so when Home Depot had 50% off shrubs, I got another holly bush seeing how well the first one did. Eat that, you little jerks.

SO MUCH FOR FREE SPEECH AND DISCOURSE! Harrrrumph!

Why oh why would Warner Bros. be looking for a temporary writer? Anybody have any ideas?

Thanks but no thanks WB. Not a scab.

Large cat is l a r g e.