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Something Clever
@joshin.bsky.social
A dumb guy in Fresno
@seantcollins.bsky.social hey Sean, you should have link to your Road House book in your bio. I’d love to buy one, and I think scrolling thru the timeline is more than I can handle. I’m a dummy and am very glad you continue to exist, critically. I don’t always agree with you, but you’re like Ebert.
March 30, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Maybe I’m alone here, but the appletv games always look really good.
March 30, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Was a bad leftist and golfed with the boys for our 40th, 40th, and 38th birthdays today and it was fun as hell. Might do it again.
March 24, 2024 at 5:52 AM
I know the Oscars don’t matter and I didn’t watch them, but it’s absolutely wild to me the Scorsese/Gladstone/Killers didn’t win. A fucking masterwork.
March 11, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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the prophecy is fulfilled
March 5, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Like, what a sweet, endearing, kick-ass end to an incredible career. Fucking CATHARSIS. What wonderful storytelling.
March 4, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Goddamn, I love wrestling.
March 4, 2024 at 5:10 AM
God DAMN niners fans are FUCKING LAME. You should want MORE you stupid assholes!
February 12, 2024 at 6:34 AM
I made three amazing chilies today. One of them started like this.
February 12, 2024 at 5:25 AM
lol. Fuckin’ clowns.
January 20, 2024 at 4:30 AM
What the fuck happened to the Eagles?
January 16, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Found an excellent bootleg jacket at the vintage store that someone was trying to sell for one hundred dollars. “Price is firm.”
January 3, 2024 at 11:59 PM
“Dear Santa
I Love you
I hope you bring
Lots of toys”
December 25, 2023 at 3:52 AM
Lmao
December 13, 2023 at 5:53 AM
Was gonna play hooky from work and go see Godzilla Minus One, but my kids peed in every bed in the house, so it’s unfathomable amounts of laundry today. Yay!
December 12, 2023 at 5:03 PM
The Padres are a very unserious franchise.
December 7, 2023 at 3:44 AM
/Hank Hill voice
“Diiiiverticulitis”
December 6, 2023 at 10:12 PM
May never read a better obituary.
November 30, 2023 at 8:58 AM
@hunterfelt.bsky.social Im sure you’re aware of this already, but this came through my email just now and immediately thought of you. Know there’s no way you can make it out here, but maybe you know tape folks? I dunno, there’s maybe enough lead time you can get someone to record it for ya?
November 30, 2023 at 8:51 AM
Henry Kissinger dies and I never have to watch Nick Martinez again. Incredible day.

(Please don’t remind me of this post when Juan Soto is on the Yankees while Drew Pomeranz is strategic long relief and Condoleezza Rice is control person for the Dads.)
November 30, 2023 at 8:35 AM
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On the one hand Kissinger lived longer than all of us will and he’s going to die as a beloved figure in the circles he cares about. On the other hand if he got to see his whole project and all the death he brought begin to unravel, and that wouldn’t have happened if he dropped at 85
November 30, 2023 at 3:47 AM
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someone better be setting up the greatest coffin flop of all time
November 30, 2023 at 2:07 AM
Been married 8 years today, and it’s 8 more than I deserve, but it’s 8 that we’ve worked hard at, and looking forward to lots of 8s more.
November 22, 2023 at 7:03 AM
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September 28, 2023 at 2:00 AM