Josh Hallmark
@joshhallmark.bsky.social
Not the super Christian one; the gay podcaster one.
Turns out this is I STILL KNOW which does not have SMG (she dead) but still has JLH. They're trying to make Brandi happen as an actress (her music career is very important- not iconic). They're trying to make Freddie Prince Jr a dockworker named Ray. And the geography issues are deeply upsetting
April 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Turns out this is I STILL KNOW which does not have SMG (she dead) but still has JLH. They're trying to make Brandi happen as an actress (her music career is very important- not iconic). They're trying to make Freddie Prince Jr a dockworker named Ray. And the geography issues are deeply upsetting
If anyone ever invites you to #GreatWolfLodge punch them right in the fucking face. And then run them over with your car.
March 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If anyone ever invites you to #GreatWolfLodge punch them right in the fucking face. And then run them over with your car.
Top Gun ordered a drink that has gummy bears in it. Burn this place to the ground.
March 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Top Gun ordered a drink that has gummy bears in it. Burn this place to the ground.
Top Gun is ordering! If i die before i make out, drag my body to the highway; I don't want my loved ones to know i died like this.
March 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Top Gun is ordering! If i die before i make out, drag my body to the highway; I don't want my loved ones to know i died like this.
"How are you?"
"Dizzy"
"Dizzy"
March 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"How are you?"
"Dizzy"
"Dizzy"
Andrew literally just came to tell me all the things they've done while I've been in line. AND THEN LEFT
March 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Andrew literally just came to tell me all the things they've done while I've been in line. AND THEN LEFT
The bartender briefly had reinforcements, but after five he fucked this shit right off. I'm going to die alone here.
March 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The bartender briefly had reinforcements, but after five he fucked this shit right off. I'm going to die alone here.
It's been an hour, & I'm about halfway through. Top Gun's wife is now sympathy waiting with him. The Howler is growing evermore restless. I haven't see. My friends in so long. And my BAC is dangerously low. The men behind me have been talking about titanium bolts for 10 mins. I'm not built for this
March 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It's been an hour, & I'm about halfway through. Top Gun's wife is now sympathy waiting with him. The Howler is growing evermore restless. I haven't see. My friends in so long. And my BAC is dangerously low. The men behind me have been talking about titanium bolts for 10 mins. I'm not built for this
I gave the birthday girl $100 and i will be suing her for $101 in damages.
March 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I gave the birthday girl $100 and i will be suing her for $101 in damages.
Top Gun's wife walked two buildings over for arcade pizza, ordered it, received it, returned with it before we moved in line. TENSIONS ARE HIGH. Another woman is doing the #GreatWolfLodge howl. Don't forget me.
March 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Top Gun's wife walked two buildings over for arcade pizza, ordered it, received it, returned with it before we moved in line. TENSIONS ARE HIGH. Another woman is doing the #GreatWolfLodge howl. Don't forget me.
Btw he has a full back tattoo of Top Gun
March 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Btw he has a full back tattoo of Top Gun
The new man in front of my just asked his wife to bring him nourishment.
March 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The new man in front of my just asked his wife to bring him nourishment.
The people at the register have finally passed. But we're still moving at a glacial pace.
March 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The people at the register have finally passed. But we're still moving at a glacial pace.
And yes, there's heavy machinery in here.
March 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
And yes, there's heavy machinery in here.
The new people in front of me just gave up. BUT and this is a big but, the man who was previously in front of me and gave up is back in line.
March 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The new people in front of me just gave up. BUT and this is a big but, the man who was previously in front of me and gave up is back in line.
I need you to know we're at minute35 and THE SAME PEOPLE ARE STILL AT THE REGISTER
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March 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I need you to know we're at minute35 and THE SAME PEOPLE ARE STILL AT THE REGISTER
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There is only line and the echoes of screaming children in the egregious heat of a New England winter.
March 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
There is only line and the echoes of screaming children in the egregious heat of a New England winter.
There are no winners, only losers, at #GreatWolfLodge
March 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There are no winners, only losers, at #GreatWolfLodge
The people behind me just gave up.
March 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The people behind me just gave up.