If anyone ever invites you to #GreatWolfLodge punch them right in the fucking face. And then run them over with your car.

And yes, there's heavy machinery in here.

There are no winners, only losers, at #GreatWolfLodge

Office Manager walks into my office to find my laying on the floor with my phone held in the air above my face.
"I promise I am, in fact, working from the floor."

Leeanne Locken is so mad that Musk is actively raiding the Treasury.

In light of everything being bad, I've committed to either posting an adorable animal or an angry housewife daily. We'll start with Alfredo and Prego, who hate fossil fuels but really love salad.