Josh Hallmark
@joshhallmark.bsky.social
Not the super Christian one; the gay podcaster one.
Watching "I Know What You Did Last Summer" for the first time since it came out. And... imagine auditioning Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sarah Michelle Gellar and thinking, 'we should kill of SMG and give the franchise lead to JLH'
April 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Watching "I Know What You Did Last Summer" for the first time since it came out. And... imagine auditioning Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sarah Michelle Gellar and thinking, 'we should kill of SMG and give the franchise lead to JLH'
Oh, dear Carl. She's not obsessed with you; she's obsessed with being angry. You are just the immediate vehicle. #SummerHouse
April 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Oh, dear Carl. She's not obsessed with you; she's obsessed with being angry. You are just the immediate vehicle. #SummerHouse
Stupid things that sum up my human experience:
I will often put my phone in my pocket before walking across a room to get/do something, just so I can have those steps accounted for.
I will often put my phone in my pocket before walking across a room to get/do something, just so I can have those steps accounted for.
April 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Stupid things that sum up my human experience:
I will often put my phone in my pocket before walking across a room to get/do something, just so I can have those steps accounted for.
I will often put my phone in my pocket before walking across a room to get/do something, just so I can have those steps accounted for.
How could we have possibly predicted a man who bankrupted every business he ever owned would tank the economy?
April 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
How could we have possibly predicted a man who bankrupted every business he ever owned would tank the economy?
I've been in line for a cocktail at#GreatWolfLodge for 20 minutes. The line has not moved at all in that time. This is my story.
March 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I've been in line for a cocktail at#GreatWolfLodge for 20 minutes. The line has not moved at all in that time. This is my story.
Office Manager walks into my office to find my laying on the floor with my phone held in the air above my face.
"I promise I am, in fact, working from the floor."
"I promise I am, in fact, working from the floor."
March 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Office Manager walks into my office to find my laying on the floor with my phone held in the air above my face.
"I promise I am, in fact, working from the floor."
"I promise I am, in fact, working from the floor."
This is my new ringtone. Thank you. www.instagram.com/reel/DF8TCF0...
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February 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is my new ringtone. Thank you. www.instagram.com/reel/DF8TCF0...
Went downstairs to make a latte, realized we had no milk, realized we had Baileys. It's 2025. Baileys is the new milk.
February 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Went downstairs to make a latte, realized we had no milk, realized we had Baileys. It's 2025. Baileys is the new milk.
Leeanne Locken is so mad that Musk is actively raiding the Treasury.
February 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Leeanne Locken is so mad that Musk is actively raiding the Treasury.
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I think we can safely add Mama Reba to the list of Mama Joyce, Momma Dee, Linda Garcia, and Heather Dubrow's mom as the most terrifying RH moms we've met, in a pantheon of terrifying RH moms. #RHOBH
February 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I think we can safely add Mama Reba to the list of Mama Joyce, Momma Dee, Linda Garcia, and Heather Dubrow's mom as the most terrifying RH moms we've met, in a pantheon of terrifying RH moms. #RHOBH
In light of everything being bad, I've committed to either posting an adorable animal or an angry housewife daily. We'll start with Alfredo and Prego, who hate fossil fuels but really love salad.
February 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
In light of everything being bad, I've committed to either posting an adorable animal or an angry housewife daily. We'll start with Alfredo and Prego, who hate fossil fuels but really love salad.
December 19, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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Please!!!
actually SCREAMING at the testimony from Karen’s DUI trial 😭😭😭 #RHOP
December 18, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Please!!!
I always love it when two housewives act like the closest friends ever - off and on camera! And then one goes to visit another, and the kids have clearly never seen this woman in their lives. #RHOBH
December 18, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I always love it when two housewives act like the closest friends ever - off and on camera! And then one goes to visit another, and the kids have clearly never seen this woman in their lives. #RHOBH
The thing is: we don't need to have a take on why LiLo looks different/surgery'd
A. It's 2024 & we're still talking about women's appearances?
B. People should do whatever makes them most comfortable in their own skin
C. LiLo is a product of a misogynistic ageist exploitation machine we helped build
A. It's 2024 & we're still talking about women's appearances?
B. People should do whatever makes them most comfortable in their own skin
C. LiLo is a product of a misogynistic ageist exploitation machine we helped build
December 6, 2024 at 5:01 PM
The thing is: we don't need to have a take on why LiLo looks different/surgery'd
A. It's 2024 & we're still talking about women's appearances?
B. People should do whatever makes them most comfortable in their own skin
C. LiLo is a product of a misogynistic ageist exploitation machine we helped build
A. It's 2024 & we're still talking about women's appearances?
B. People should do whatever makes them most comfortable in their own skin
C. LiLo is a product of a misogynistic ageist exploitation machine we helped build
Few things bring me more joy than when Bravo dramatically slows down the #SouthernCharm theme song.
December 6, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Few things bring me more joy than when Bravo dramatically slows down the #SouthernCharm theme song.
Spent all weekend organizing and now I'm watching TV from ten years ago and having afternoon wine. Greatness can in fact be achieved.
November 24, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Spent all weekend organizing and now I'm watching TV from ten years ago and having afternoon wine. Greatness can in fact be achieved.
I said it ten years ago, and I'll say it again:
Cougar Town is the most underrated TV show of all time.
Cougar Town is the most underrated TV show of all time.
November 23, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I said it ten years ago, and I'll say it again:
Cougar Town is the most underrated TV show of all time.
Cougar Town is the most underrated TV show of all time.
Tabloid fodder aside, it's wild to watch the Kyle Richards we've been watching for 5 years come to terms with her sexuality in real time. #RHOBH
November 20, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Tabloid fodder aside, it's wild to watch the Kyle Richards we've been watching for 5 years come to terms with her sexuality in real time. #RHOBH