Josh Gold
@joshgold.me
Senior Cybersecurity Professional // Girl Dad // Dog Lover // Low Functioning ADHDer
Just a reminder for everyone going to grocery stores in the coming weeks: you didn’t see shit.
EOT.
EOT.
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Just a reminder for everyone going to grocery stores in the coming weeks: you didn’t see shit.
EOT.
EOT.
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russian сrimеs against Ukrainians continue every single day.
Do not get used to it.
Do not look away.
Do not stay silent.
Do not get used to it.
Do not look away.
Do not stay silent.
October 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
russian сrimеs against Ukrainians continue every single day.
Do not get used to it.
Do not look away.
Do not stay silent.
Do not get used to it.
Do not look away.
Do not stay silent.
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Russian troops are executing civilians in Pokrovsk.
October 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Russian troops are executing civilians in Pokrovsk.
I slightly modified the #DND spell writing system by
@gorillaofdestiny.bsky.social
and built a little tool to supplement my non-existent art skills.
You can mess around with it here: joshgold.me/tools/dnd-sp...
Here are two variations of Phantasmal Force (one of my favorite spells):
@gorillaofdestiny.bsky.social
and built a little tool to supplement my non-existent art skills.
You can mess around with it here: joshgold.me/tools/dnd-sp...
Here are two variations of Phantasmal Force (one of my favorite spells):
February 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I slightly modified the #DND spell writing system by
@gorillaofdestiny.bsky.social
and built a little tool to supplement my non-existent art skills.
You can mess around with it here: joshgold.me/tools/dnd-sp...
Here are two variations of Phantasmal Force (one of my favorite spells):
@gorillaofdestiny.bsky.social
and built a little tool to supplement my non-existent art skills.
You can mess around with it here: joshgold.me/tools/dnd-sp...
Here are two variations of Phantasmal Force (one of my favorite spells):
We ventured out to Costco this weekend. By far the busiest place we’ve been all year. Nugget did fantastically despite a ton of people actively trying to distract her. A friendly reminder to everyone: if you see a #ServiceDog in public, please don’t try to get their attention.
February 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
We ventured out to Costco this weekend. By far the busiest place we’ve been all year. Nugget did fantastically despite a ton of people actively trying to distract her. A friendly reminder to everyone: if you see a #ServiceDog in public, please don’t try to get their attention.
My 6-year-old daughter just called me “bruh”…
a meerkat from the lion king is standing in the dark and waving .
ALT: a meerkat from the lion king is standing in the dark and waving .
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February 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My 6-year-old daughter just called me “bruh”…
So glad Trump and his team remain focused on lowering the cost of living for everyday Americans, rather than pushing radical ideologies or anything like that.
February 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
So glad Trump and his team remain focused on lowering the cost of living for everyday Americans, rather than pushing radical ideologies or anything like that.
Pete Hegseth: “The U.S. navy isn't prepared to face Russia’s navy”
Ukraine (without a navy to speak of):
Ukraine (without a navy to speak of):
February 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pete Hegseth: “The U.S. navy isn't prepared to face Russia’s navy”
Ukraine (without a navy to speak of):
Ukraine (without a navy to speak of):
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Kyiv Independent's new documentary, "Can You Hear Me? The Invisible Battles of Ukrainian Military Medics," shows the journey of a group of Ukrainian military medics from the heat of battle in war-torn Ukraine to the serene forests of Sweden for a short mental health retreat.
The invisible battles of Ukrainian military medics | Documentary
YouTube video by Kyiv Independent
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December 12, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Kyiv Independent's new documentary, "Can You Hear Me? The Invisible Battles of Ukrainian Military Medics," shows the journey of a group of Ukrainian military medics from the heat of battle in war-torn Ukraine to the serene forests of Sweden for a short mental health retreat.
Just wondering how all those Gen Z protest voters are feeling right about now. I’ve never been able to fathom how anyone ever thought Trump gave two shits about the people of Gaza.
(And no, I don’t think it’s going to happen. But once again the God King shows his voters what he actually thinks.)
(And no, I don’t think it’s going to happen. But once again the God King shows his voters what he actually thinks.)
February 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Just wondering how all those Gen Z protest voters are feeling right about now. I’ve never been able to fathom how anyone ever thought Trump gave two shits about the people of Gaza.
(And no, I don’t think it’s going to happen. But once again the God King shows his voters what he actually thinks.)
(And no, I don’t think it’s going to happen. But once again the God King shows his voters what he actually thinks.)
Everything is going swimmingly with grocery prices. Thanks MAGA folks, really appreciate it.
February 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Everything is going swimmingly with grocery prices. Thanks MAGA folks, really appreciate it.
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Fellow NSA - National Security Agency veterans. Look at what’s happened at the National Cryptologic Museum. They covered up with brown paper the photos of Women in American Cryptology. All in response to President Trump’s anti-diversity executive order.
February 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Fellow NSA - National Security Agency veterans. Look at what’s happened at the National Cryptologic Museum. They covered up with brown paper the photos of Women in American Cryptology. All in response to President Trump’s anti-diversity executive order.
Was just clearing out my folders when I found a screenshot of the time I'm pretty sure I gave #ChatGPT a stroke. What's amazing is that despite the incoherent ramblings of a mad mind, the script it wrote worked perfectly the first time. Go figure!
January 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Was just clearing out my folders when I found a screenshot of the time I'm pretty sure I gave #ChatGPT a stroke. What's amazing is that despite the incoherent ramblings of a mad mind, the script it wrote worked perfectly the first time. Go figure!
This is what I see almost every day when I come downstairs for my lunch break. Dogs are the best.
January 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is what I see almost every day when I come downstairs for my lunch break. Dogs are the best.
January 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Thought I'd throw together a little price tracker for groceries. Let's see how well #trump keeps his promise of lowering grocery prices... I gotta say, so far I'm not impressed with the 15-20% price INCREASE.
January 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Thought I'd throw together a little price tracker for groceries. Let's see how well #trump keeps his promise of lowering grocery prices... I gotta say, so far I'm not impressed with the 15-20% price INCREASE.
Gods, Twitter today is an absolute cesspool of hate, racism, and basically any form of *-phobic content you can imagine.
January 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Gods, Twitter today is an absolute cesspool of hate, racism, and basically any form of *-phobic content you can imagine.
Any interest in service dog content on @skylight.social ?
January 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Any interest in service dog content on @skylight.social ?
Because *of course* a Boomer in Pennsylvania is going to fuck this all up for everyone. This is why you never go through Pennsylvania.
#DenyDefendDepose
#DenyDefendDepose
December 9, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Because *of course* a Boomer in Pennsylvania is going to fuck this all up for everyone. This is why you never go through Pennsylvania.
#DenyDefendDepose
#DenyDefendDepose
Apparently there are people out there that think listening to an audiobook doesn't "count" as reading the book... what?? First, why does it matter how people choose to read? Second, why in the world would that not count? The only difference is audiobooks you can read while driving or showering.
November 24, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Apparently there are people out there that think listening to an audiobook doesn't "count" as reading the book... what?? First, why does it matter how people choose to read? Second, why in the world would that not count? The only difference is audiobooks you can read while driving or showering.
Gods, US health insurance is such a crock of shit. Our family plan was just "updated" to go from ~$25-$50 copays for pretty much everything, to no copays but a $3,300 annual deductible. So now we'll be paying some $800/mo for insurance that basically isn't going to do anything.
a stick figure is sitting in front of a computer monitor .
ALT: a stick figure is sitting in front of a computer monitor .
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November 21, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Gods, US health insurance is such a crock of shit. Our family plan was just "updated" to go from ~$25-$50 copays for pretty much everything, to no copays but a $3,300 annual deductible. So now we'll be paying some $800/mo for insurance that basically isn't going to do anything.
What my friends think I do all day:
Sit at a glowing green terminal clacking away on my keyboard frenetically to keep Russian and Chinese hackers out of our electric grid.
What I really did today:
Stared at a 10,000 line spreadsheet for 8 hours updating the links to various internal documents.
Sit at a glowing green terminal clacking away on my keyboard frenetically to keep Russian and Chinese hackers out of our electric grid.
What I really did today:
Stared at a 10,000 line spreadsheet for 8 hours updating the links to various internal documents.
a picture of a robot in the desert with the words monday mood above it
ALT: a picture of a robot in the desert with the words monday mood above it
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November 18, 2024 at 7:52 PM
What my friends think I do all day:
Sit at a glowing green terminal clacking away on my keyboard frenetically to keep Russian and Chinese hackers out of our electric grid.
What I really did today:
Stared at a 10,000 line spreadsheet for 8 hours updating the links to various internal documents.
Sit at a glowing green terminal clacking away on my keyboard frenetically to keep Russian and Chinese hackers out of our electric grid.
What I really did today:
Stared at a 10,000 line spreadsheet for 8 hours updating the links to various internal documents.
Nugget was doing a real hard snooze in my lap last night. Service dog life is exhausting when your handler insists he knows better, even though he knows the nose is never wrong.
November 17, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Nugget was doing a real hard snooze in my lap last night. Service dog life is exhausting when your handler insists he knows better, even though he knows the nose is never wrong.
Alright, I'm not gonna lie... I love the ability to use your own domain as a handle here.
a bald man wearing a chicago fire department vest is clapping his hands
ALT: a bald man wearing a chicago fire department vest is clapping his hands
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November 16, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Alright, I'm not gonna lie... I love the ability to use your own domain as a handle here.