Jorvorskie Layne's
@jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social
Running a scientific experiment to see whether a toddler or this site can give me more psychic damage.
Carcinogenic Coastal Elite.
Carcinogenic Coastal Elite.
Pinned
Death By Lightning ripped, give that casting director every award
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Death By Lightning ripped, give that casting director every award
I have punished the chickens for their insolence today with shawarma
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I have punished the chickens for their insolence today with shawarma
Texas has to give Arch a concussion at halftime if they wanna come back
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Texas has to give Arch a concussion at halftime if they wanna come back
A cool thing about almost certainly going into the Texas game 11-0 is that I already want to jump into a volcano
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A cool thing about almost certainly going into the Texas game 11-0 is that I already want to jump into a volcano
South Carolina has to just go home for the rest of the year imo
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
South Carolina has to just go home for the rest of the year imo
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most of you need to either start going to church or stop going to church, but whatever you're doing isn't working.
April 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
most of you need to either start going to church or stop going to church, but whatever you're doing isn't working.
/getting the most normal work request via email
"C'mon man, why are you doing this to me?"
"C'mon man, why are you doing this to me?"
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
/getting the most normal work request via email
"C'mon man, why are you doing this to me?"
"C'mon man, why are you doing this to me?"
Every South Carolina matchup preview is so Jimbo-coded. Three or four different versions of "Player X is one of the most talented players in the country. They are not having a good season, but it really seems like they should be."
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Every South Carolina matchup preview is so Jimbo-coded. Three or four different versions of "Player X is one of the most talented players in the country. They are not having a good season, but it really seems like they should be."
I've advocated for a long time that a functional justice system would look like the Chappelle's Show sketch where white collar and blue collar crime outcomes flip.
one thing we need to do as a society is treat all fraud or theft over $100 million or so as a potential capital crime, with the possibility of execution for offenders.
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I've advocated for a long time that a functional justice system would look like the Chappelle's Show sketch where white collar and blue collar crime outcomes flip.
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The last 2.5 years of Bluesky were a steady build up to "criticism of Jeffrey Epstein's writing ability is ableist." Congrats everyone, we did it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The last 2.5 years of Bluesky were a steady build up to "criticism of Jeffrey Epstein's writing ability is ableist." Congrats everyone, we did it.
Slaughterhouse Five affected me so much I bought a poster made out of the text years ago.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Slaughterhouse Five affected me so much I bought a poster made out of the text years ago.
This burst from my skull fully formed like Athena
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This burst from my skull fully formed like Athena
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God help me, but in a fight between Brian Kelly and monied LSU boosters, I hope he gets every cent they owe him.
October 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
God help me, but in a fight between Brian Kelly and monied LSU boosters, I hope he gets every cent they owe him.
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SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
People trying to dust off their old "Avatar had no cultural impact" posts after the second one also made a billion dollars are the Hiroo Onoda of movie discourse. Pack it in soldier, the war ended and you lost.
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
People trying to dust off their old "Avatar had no cultural impact" posts after the second one also made a billion dollars are the Hiroo Onoda of movie discourse. Pack it in soldier, the war ended and you lost.
At brunch with a rowdy crowd
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
At brunch with a rowdy crowd
Tonight's movie is the 2010 True Grit, and it's still one of the best westerns ever made
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Tonight's movie is the 2010 True Grit, and it's still one of the best westerns ever made
It's upsetting how tense even blowouts feel when stakes are high
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It's upsetting how tense even blowouts feel when stakes are high
My wife's craftiness is reaching dangerous levels
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My wife's craftiness is reaching dangerous levels
Beating Drink and his stupid face always feels extra good
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Beating Drink and his stupid face always feels extra good
I think we might not go 8-4
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I think we might not go 8-4
Obviously the defense helped, but scoring 31 in against this team is impressive as hell
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Obviously the defense helped, but scoring 31 in against this team is impressive as hell
Owens called game
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Owens called game
Elko you son of a bitch
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Elko you son of a bitch
Tell me someone grabbed a clip of that Boba Fett Mizzou fan punching his buddy in the nuts
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Tell me someone grabbed a clip of that Boba Fett Mizzou fan punching his buddy in the nuts