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Lauren
@jortphobe.bsky.social
as wise as a serpent and as gentle as a dove

📍beautiful sunny queensland
i’m on letterboxd https://boxd.it/Ciub
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Do you?
May 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
panthers at the bottom of the ladder
April 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
every cooking video made by a man: if you arent making your own smoked brisket bacon fat double stuff burrito in a burger you should probably kill yourself
every cooking video made by a woman: Easy Weeknight Dinners Your Wretched Ungrateful Children Will Just Gobble Up!
March 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
blue velvet… truly a movie only a republican could hate
March 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
alright beautiful brisbane broncos it’s go time 😼⚡️
March 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
just remembered i dont have children and never will….. im already living my dream life 🥰
March 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
it is morally correct to hate MAFS. MAFS haters get into heaven
March 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i’m always saying this
March 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
i will not rest until the NRL makes the short dropout illegal
March 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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WOWIE!!
March 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
so basically. she is sitting
February 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
you might be asking why i keep posting on here if i get 0 engagement, and have like 2 non-bot followers, the answer is simple, im addicted to Post Button
January 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
not a fan of Lawnmower
January 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
fundie teacher (white south african) used the lesson about sexual orientation as an excuse to preach his homophobia to us. went around the room and asked every student if they thought it was ok to be gay lmfao. we asked what he’d do if his son was gay, he said punch him in the face
In my school, Sex Ed was one day where a priest showed a video about a horny farmer getting over his lusty cravings via cold showers and press ups.

So, @thefence.bsky.social would like to know if you fared as badly. We want your worst, best and most memorable incidences of SEX EDUCATION.
January 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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every single person who was Just Asking Questions and Hearing From Both Sides and served to normalize the inhumanity that led to this, know that you will all be together in hell in the deepest lake of fire, at the bottom of a rotting pit, drowning and boiling in the blood that you helped spill
January 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
hope with all my heart that elon goes to mars and dies there
January 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
me and my army of bot followers against da world….
January 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
my parents’ cat is very good at landscaping
January 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I solved the 1/18/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:26!

not my best work
January 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
how do you do worldwide shipping on a cat?
January 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
art is fun
January 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I solved the 1/17/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:18!

HOLY SHITTTTTT
January 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
i’ve been on this app for 24 hrs and feels like when things got too bleak in my last sharehouse and i had to go and stay with my parents for a bit. blissful, radiant boredom, absolutely nothing going on, i love it!!!
January 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM