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@jormungender.bsky.social
kil/ash | 38/m/reptile | i needed a side account for horny goofy furry shit | banner by lambstooth@tumblr | av by swampjaws.bsky.social | cw: i like eggs/big/preg/monsters | ❤️ @midnight.jaesond.cc
is it weird to look at like porn. like any porn of anybody and be like 'sigh, i wish i was hot like that. i wish i had big tits. i wish i had that huge schlong. i wish i had all that belly fuzz. i wish i was huge and pregnant'
instead of horny i just get Wistful
instead of horny i just get Wistful
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
is it weird to look at like porn. like any porn of anybody and be like 'sigh, i wish i was hot like that. i wish i had big tits. i wish i had that huge schlong. i wish i had all that belly fuzz. i wish i was huge and pregnant'
instead of horny i just get Wistful
instead of horny i just get Wistful
god this is so weird
So, I met my husband, like a decade ago at this point, on Tapestries. It's a furry RP space that's very old and hard to explain to the kids but it's sort of like a precursor to Fchat. It was like a place i could RP in relative anonymity, so it's ironic-
So, I met my husband, like a decade ago at this point, on Tapestries. It's a furry RP space that's very old and hard to explain to the kids but it's sort of like a precursor to Fchat. It was like a place i could RP in relative anonymity, so it's ironic-
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
god this is so weird
So, I met my husband, like a decade ago at this point, on Tapestries. It's a furry RP space that's very old and hard to explain to the kids but it's sort of like a precursor to Fchat. It was like a place i could RP in relative anonymity, so it's ironic-
So, I met my husband, like a decade ago at this point, on Tapestries. It's a furry RP space that's very old and hard to explain to the kids but it's sort of like a precursor to Fchat. It was like a place i could RP in relative anonymity, so it's ironic-
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Beefy satyr DILFication for Labiodental!
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Beefy satyr DILFication for Labiodental!
having weird gender feelings lately.
i mean i guess i always do, I say I'm a trans guy just to make it easy to explain but i've always been deeply NB. I'm fine with coworkers/strangers just viewing me as a cis male. But I enjoy RPing a female character with my partner, and-
i mean i guess i always do, I say I'm a trans guy just to make it easy to explain but i've always been deeply NB. I'm fine with coworkers/strangers just viewing me as a cis male. But I enjoy RPing a female character with my partner, and-
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
having weird gender feelings lately.
i mean i guess i always do, I say I'm a trans guy just to make it easy to explain but i've always been deeply NB. I'm fine with coworkers/strangers just viewing me as a cis male. But I enjoy RPing a female character with my partner, and-
i mean i guess i always do, I say I'm a trans guy just to make it easy to explain but i've always been deeply NB. I'm fine with coworkers/strangers just viewing me as a cis male. But I enjoy RPing a female character with my partner, and-
sigh.. to have a big pussy
i'm married to a pumping expert it just doesn't work well if you're fat and have a vag :')
i'm married to a pumping expert it just doesn't work well if you're fat and have a vag :')
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
sigh.. to have a big pussy
i'm married to a pumping expert it just doesn't work well if you're fat and have a vag :')
i'm married to a pumping expert it just doesn't work well if you're fat and have a vag :')
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December 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Commission for @cokotheschnoot.bsky.social 🍬🐍
July 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Commission for @cokotheschnoot.bsky.social 🍬🐍
I wanted to stay up and RP smut with my husband but instead I passed out since my sleep's been pretty shit nowadays. Sigh. anyway I need to find an artist for some Big Kil art. i have lots of other characters need to actually design too. 'elditch fertility goddess' is another one
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I wanted to stay up and RP smut with my husband but instead I passed out since my sleep's been pretty shit nowadays. Sigh. anyway I need to find an artist for some Big Kil art. i have lots of other characters need to actually design too. 'elditch fertility goddess' is another one
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🖤 comms
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
🖤 comms
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let’s be honest
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
let’s be honest
i should design a Larger kil
being a small twerp is a pretty core feature for her but i want to be able to smother @midnight.jaesond.cc in boobs and belly
being a small twerp is a pretty core feature for her but i want to be able to smother @midnight.jaesond.cc in boobs and belly
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i should design a Larger kil
being a small twerp is a pretty core feature for her but i want to be able to smother @midnight.jaesond.cc in boobs and belly
being a small twerp is a pretty core feature for her but i want to be able to smother @midnight.jaesond.cc in boobs and belly
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she is evil and full of juice
done by @fattenedsnek.bsky.social
done by @fattenedsnek.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
she is evil and full of juice
done by @fattenedsnek.bsky.social
done by @fattenedsnek.bsky.social
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Its @focus.hyper.wang 's birthday! Its time to blow out the candles I mean blow I mean blow his candle I mean-
December 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Its @focus.hyper.wang 's birthday! Its time to blow out the candles I mean blow I mean blow his candle I mean-
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arkveld for the freaks
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
arkveld for the freaks
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i don't have that much interest in bottom surgery but the ability to joke about new nut november would be tempting
i can only imagine how many trans gals tried to time their orchiectomy in november for the ultimate no nut experience
i can only imagine how many trans gals tried to time their orchiectomy in november for the ultimate no nut experience
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i don't have that much interest in bottom surgery but the ability to joke about new nut november would be tempting
i can only imagine how many trans gals tried to time their orchiectomy in november for the ultimate no nut experience
i can only imagine how many trans gals tried to time their orchiectomy in november for the ultimate no nut experience
guy who thought CNC porn was just going to be really precisely cut wood
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
guy who thought CNC porn was just going to be really precisely cut wood
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Inspired by a few people to doodle a honse bug~
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Inspired by a few people to doodle a honse bug~
huge fat anthro turkey guy that seduces preds and then ends up eating them first
(turnabout vore is like the only kind i'm sort of interested in but i think most people fucking HATE it lol)
(turnabout vore is like the only kind i'm sort of interested in but i think most people fucking HATE it lol)
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
huge fat anthro turkey guy that seduces preds and then ends up eating them first
(turnabout vore is like the only kind i'm sort of interested in but i think most people fucking HATE it lol)
(turnabout vore is like the only kind i'm sort of interested in but i think most people fucking HATE it lol)
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A good good doodle that @falseguardian.bsky.social polished up from a drawpile >:)
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
A good good doodle that @falseguardian.bsky.social polished up from a drawpile >:)
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K.A. Applegate > J.K. Rowling
December 4, 2024 at 5:48 AM
K.A. Applegate > J.K. Rowling
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Ready to rock out with her... guitar out!
thanks Morphide on FA for the fun commission!
thanks Morphide on FA for the fun commission!
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ready to rock out with her... guitar out!
thanks Morphide on FA for the fun commission!
thanks Morphide on FA for the fun commission!