Just had to DIY a cup holder out of cardboard because I’ve wedged my tumbler in the crack of my chaise lounge so much the foam is giving up 🤣🤣 I have a huge chunk of paint missing from where I stand up and my tumbler tilts over and slams into the wall 😬🤷‍♀️🤣. Yes I have end tables the crack is better.

You know there’s a lot of bad shit going on right now but having a golden retriever curled up next to you snoring from deep sleep like only a dog can makes things just a bit more bearable (also ignore the shredded paper on her tail I know it’s there I just don’t want to wake her up to get it off 🤷‍♀️)

I would never lie about depriving this face of strawberries… (I was eating blueberries and she was very disappointed if you can’t tell)🤣

I have accomplished things!!!! my bagel forming technique could use some work but they’re tasty!!!

We have both too. giant lambchop I honestly thought had disappeared but I found it in the very back of my car today after I threw out boxes that I had been driving around with for months-Pretzel was very happy to see giant lambchop, but baby lambchop still seems to be winning. 🤷‍♀️ she’s a weirdo

Spikey ball style bone is also a hit, but is so large she is struggling to figure out how to tote it around like she wants to. 🤷‍♀️ I had to get it up on the couch for her because she was very confused about how to accomplish it and kept slamming the bone into the couch.. bless her precious heart..

It’s possible… because this thing hasn’t left her possession since I got it out of the box and gave it to her.

Oh to have the life of Pretzel….Just dreaming the day away while mom works on job applications on this rainy day.

I see you have dinner… I know I’ve already had my own dinner but just so you know I also like human dinner if you feel inclined to share… 🥺🥺-Pretzel

The anti vax dude with no medical degree is going to run HHS…. I bet that’s going to go GREAT.

You’ve almost made it to Friday Pretzel says great job (high five)