@jorleigh.bsky.social
Just going to share this little tidbit for those of yall who have wondered how the GOP tea party movement and MAGA came to be… as someone who was pretty dialed in to gop politics in those days-what you just witnessed from senate democrats and the overwhelming rage in response is exactly how.
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Just going to share this little tidbit for those of yall who have wondered how the GOP tea party movement and MAGA came to be… as someone who was pretty dialed in to gop politics in those days-what you just witnessed from senate democrats and the overwhelming rage in response is exactly how.
How do you know your retinol is working?? Well I just got carded for a vape by a new employee at my regular store and that hasn’t happened in several years 🤣🤣 I happily walked outside and got my id and laughingly told her when she apologized girl I’m almost 40 I’m taking it as a compliment
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
How do you know your retinol is working?? Well I just got carded for a vape by a new employee at my regular store and that hasn’t happened in several years 🤣🤣 I happily walked outside and got my id and laughingly told her when she apologized girl I’m almost 40 I’m taking it as a compliment
Look I’m not trying to predict politics or anything but there is a billboard of Trump dressed up as the infamous Louis XVI and the fact that there’s 0 federal funding for special ED but the federal government has 300 million to build a vanity project ballroom on a busy highway in AL. Shits happening
October 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Look I’m not trying to predict politics or anything but there is a billboard of Trump dressed up as the infamous Louis XVI and the fact that there’s 0 federal funding for special ED but the federal government has 300 million to build a vanity project ballroom on a busy highway in AL. Shits happening
Yall know those people that post like the pretty fancy fridge organization videos… I need to know what the exact opposite of that is because like I love the organization aspect of it but I’m a cheap ass… so my freezer is organized by Amazon boxes… my fridge has fairlife bottles with the labels 1/2
October 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yall know those people that post like the pretty fancy fridge organization videos… I need to know what the exact opposite of that is because like I love the organization aspect of it but I’m a cheap ass… so my freezer is organized by Amazon boxes… my fridge has fairlife bottles with the labels 1/2
Got a walking pad during the prime sale- proceeded to pull my back out lifting this awkward as hell heavy ass box into my apartment 🤣🤣🤣 had to call for a refill of my muscle relaxers and explain how I pulled my back muscles because I was following the drs advice about increasing my steps-
October 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Got a walking pad during the prime sale- proceeded to pull my back out lifting this awkward as hell heavy ass box into my apartment 🤣🤣🤣 had to call for a refill of my muscle relaxers and explain how I pulled my back muscles because I was following the drs advice about increasing my steps-
If yall are struggling with groceries and you have a Winn Dixie in your area-let me tell you their sales+rewards+discounts for rewards members is absolutely fire. Some of the sales on meat are only on specific days but it’s so damn worth it. I literally saved 55 dollars between sales&rewards points.
October 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If yall are struggling with groceries and you have a Winn Dixie in your area-let me tell you their sales+rewards+discounts for rewards members is absolutely fire. Some of the sales on meat are only on specific days but it’s so damn worth it. I literally saved 55 dollars between sales&rewards points.
It’s a spider bite on my face 🤣🤷♀️-which makes the waiting worthwhile. Sigh those sneaky little assholes.
September 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It’s a spider bite on my face 🤣🤷♀️-which makes the waiting worthwhile. Sigh those sneaky little assholes.
I have been at this urgent care since 230… all I need is someone to look at my face and tell me if it’s a spider bite or not-I have to pee… I haven’t gone to the grocery store like I intended to today because I had hoped that this would take like 30 minutes (1 person in the lobby when I got here)
September 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I have been at this urgent care since 230… all I need is someone to look at my face and tell me if it’s a spider bite or not-I have to pee… I haven’t gone to the grocery store like I intended to today because I had hoped that this would take like 30 minutes (1 person in the lobby when I got here)
Does anyone have cystic acne? Because I have some shit on my face that has shown up overnight and I need to know if it’s cystic acne a really deep angry zit or like undercover MRSA or some shit that I need to go to the doctor about… 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤣🤣
September 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Does anyone have cystic acne? Because I have some shit on my face that has shown up overnight and I need to know if it’s cystic acne a really deep angry zit or like undercover MRSA or some shit that I need to go to the doctor about… 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤣🤣
Just sliced the absolute shit out of my hand with a box cutter and I don’t have a single freaking bandaid in my house-I literally have a cotton round and toilet paper vet wrapped around my hand -for anyone wondering how my day has gone… that pretty much sums it up 🤷♀️🤣
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Just sliced the absolute shit out of my hand with a box cutter and I don’t have a single freaking bandaid in my house-I literally have a cotton round and toilet paper vet wrapped around my hand -for anyone wondering how my day has gone… that pretty much sums it up 🤷♀️🤣
Yall I got some salt and vinegar seasoning (random store purchase) let me tell you if you are a salt and vinegar chip person that shit is delicious on vegetables and potatoes. I’ve literally put it on Lima beans and it was good 🤣🤣 it’s sneaky spicy so go light with it if you try it but I love it.
September 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Yall I got some salt and vinegar seasoning (random store purchase) let me tell you if you are a salt and vinegar chip person that shit is delicious on vegetables and potatoes. I’ve literally put it on Lima beans and it was good 🤣🤣 it’s sneaky spicy so go light with it if you try it but I love it.
Just had to DIY a cup holder out of cardboard because I’ve wedged my tumbler in the crack of my chaise lounge so much the foam is giving up 🤣🤣 I have a huge chunk of paint missing from where I stand up and my tumbler tilts over and slams into the wall 😬🤷♀️🤣. Yes I have end tables the crack is better.
September 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Just had to DIY a cup holder out of cardboard because I’ve wedged my tumbler in the crack of my chaise lounge so much the foam is giving up 🤣🤣 I have a huge chunk of paint missing from where I stand up and my tumbler tilts over and slams into the wall 😬🤷♀️🤣. Yes I have end tables the crack is better.
Pretzel is going to have the most incredible sugar face when she gets older because this child has already got grey eyebrows…. She’s 2.5yrs old!!! A literal baby!!
September 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Pretzel is going to have the most incredible sugar face when she gets older because this child has already got grey eyebrows…. She’s 2.5yrs old!!! A literal baby!!
Can’t find my wallet or car keys anywhere 🤣 currently thankful for spare keys a safe apt complex and Apple Pay🤷♀️🤷♀️ they’ll turn up eventually hopefully I don’t get pulled over in the meantime
September 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Can’t find my wallet or car keys anywhere 🤣 currently thankful for spare keys a safe apt complex and Apple Pay🤷♀️🤷♀️ they’ll turn up eventually hopefully I don’t get pulled over in the meantime
Just got annoyed with my hair (it’s growing length wise like WILD but is still thin from the last time my thyroid acted up) and proceeded to cut like 5-6in off🤣🤣🤣 I probably should go to a professional and get them to put layers in it and even it out but at least it’s above my butt now 🤷♀️
September 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Just got annoyed with my hair (it’s growing length wise like WILD but is still thin from the last time my thyroid acted up) and proceeded to cut like 5-6in off🤣🤣🤣 I probably should go to a professional and get them to put layers in it and even it out but at least it’s above my butt now 🤷♀️
Asked the butcher at Winn Dixie how fast they sold out of the sirloin they have on sale…. Within an hour of opening every day that they’ve had the sale running 🤷♀️ the last bit of sirloin they had was a ratchet ass tri tip roast.
September 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Asked the butcher at Winn Dixie how fast they sold out of the sirloin they have on sale…. Within an hour of opening every day that they’ve had the sale running 🤷♀️ the last bit of sirloin they had was a ratchet ass tri tip roast.
I seriously would sell my soul for an app that will grocery shop for you but you get to designate if the shopper is a man or a woman… bc like god I hate grocery shopping so much but if I try to Instacart or do Walmart pickup the meat veggie and fruit quality is shit like 90% of the time.
September 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I seriously would sell my soul for an app that will grocery shop for you but you get to designate if the shopper is a man or a woman… bc like god I hate grocery shopping so much but if I try to Instacart or do Walmart pickup the meat veggie and fruit quality is shit like 90% of the time.
Pretzel has randomly woken up at 530 and asked to go outside this must be documented and also rewarded with a chewy 😂.
September 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Pretzel has randomly woken up at 530 and asked to go outside this must be documented and also rewarded with a chewy 😂.
I thought I was prepared for “retinol purges” let me tell yall I was not prepared wtf is this acne showing up on my 11 lines… why am I having to slather cisaplast/aquaphor on my face because random areas are dry af… why did I have to make an at home exfoliating scrub for my face…
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I thought I was prepared for “retinol purges” let me tell yall I was not prepared wtf is this acne showing up on my 11 lines… why am I having to slather cisaplast/aquaphor on my face because random areas are dry af… why did I have to make an at home exfoliating scrub for my face…
Tested out the me cooking real breakfast theory to see if pretzel woke up for the day earlier-nope she woke up, came to see what I was doing demanded egg tax for waking her so early had one baby bite and promptly took her ass back to bed before I had even finished eating 🤣🤣
September 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Tested out the me cooking real breakfast theory to see if pretzel woke up for the day earlier-nope she woke up, came to see what I was doing demanded egg tax for waking her so early had one baby bite and promptly took her ass back to bed before I had even finished eating 🤣🤣
Every morning I wake up… Ask pretzel if she wants to go potty she grunts at me gives a big sigh and goes back to sleep istg if this dog gives herself a uti or bladder stones because of her absolute refusal to get her ass off the couch or bed I’ll lose it. It’s nearly noon and I’m dragging her out 🤣🤷♀️
August 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Every morning I wake up… Ask pretzel if she wants to go potty she grunts at me gives a big sigh and goes back to sleep istg if this dog gives herself a uti or bladder stones because of her absolute refusal to get her ass off the couch or bed I’ll lose it. It’s nearly noon and I’m dragging her out 🤣🤷♀️
Pretzel has decided that peeing on the concrete is preferable to pine straw why idk but let me tell you as someone who has always had short haired dogs do yall have any idea how much urine soaks into the butt floof of a 70lb golden … a booty bath won’t fix this were about to shave a baboon ass.
August 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Pretzel has decided that peeing on the concrete is preferable to pine straw why idk but let me tell you as someone who has always had short haired dogs do yall have any idea how much urine soaks into the butt floof of a 70lb golden … a booty bath won’t fix this were about to shave a baboon ass.
So I’m lactose intolerant right… but i can handle some cheeses, cottage cheese is small quantities, Greek yogurt in small quantities (like under 1/3c at a time etc) I can’t handle milk ice cream or foods that have a lot of dairy… well today I was craving the hell out of vanilla Greek yogurt 1/2
August 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So I’m lactose intolerant right… but i can handle some cheeses, cottage cheese is small quantities, Greek yogurt in small quantities (like under 1/3c at a time etc) I can’t handle milk ice cream or foods that have a lot of dairy… well today I was craving the hell out of vanilla Greek yogurt 1/2
Saw baby limas at the store figured I’d buy some and try to make them because I loved them as a kid and haven’t had them in years… I have concluded that my mom put enough butter in these things to single handedly cause obesity and more than the daily recommended intake of salt… because like I
August 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Saw baby limas at the store figured I’d buy some and try to make them because I loved them as a kid and haven’t had them in years… I have concluded that my mom put enough butter in these things to single handedly cause obesity and more than the daily recommended intake of salt… because like I
Yall I just went to Publix (I was out of a lot of staples and meat and shit) got a comparable amount of groceries to what I got roughly 6-7weeks ago… my grocery bill was literally 600 dollars. SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS-I got sirloin and eye of round steak chicken and two pieces of salmon.
August 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Yall I just went to Publix (I was out of a lot of staples and meat and shit) got a comparable amount of groceries to what I got roughly 6-7weeks ago… my grocery bill was literally 600 dollars. SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS-I got sirloin and eye of round steak chicken and two pieces of salmon.