jordytwotimes
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🗣️🗣️ It’s just one of those days!
CALEB MAKES THOSE THROWS
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
CALEB MAKES THOSE THROWS
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everything is worse than the worst timeline i've ever imagined. and i have a pretty wild imagination.
BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.
July 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
everything is worse than the worst timeline i've ever imagined. and i have a pretty wild imagination.
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The thing to understand is that district court judges have to follow the law and Supreme Court Justices get to just make up the law.
July 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The thing to understand is that district court judges have to follow the law and Supreme Court Justices get to just make up the law.
@tyleriam.bsky.social arrived just in time for this heat. Appreciate you, Whiskers. Hope all is well 🤝
July 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
@tyleriam.bsky.social arrived just in time for this heat. Appreciate you, Whiskers. Hope all is well 🤝
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Trump Shares Own Experiences As Victim Of White Genocide
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Trump Shares Own Experiences As Victim Of White Genocide
WASHINGTON—Saying the plight of white South African farmers affected him on a deeply personal level, President Donald Trump issued a statement Thursday in which he shared his own experiences as a victim of white genocide. “I’ve kept quiet about my past out of a fear that I could still be persecuted, but I too know […]
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May 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Shares Own Experiences As Victim Of White Genocide
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Asking seriously — how does @theonion.com keep up at this point?
May 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Asking seriously — how does @theonion.com keep up at this point?
Over/under how many times Trump takes credit for having an American pope?
May 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Over/under how many times Trump takes credit for having an American pope?
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Bondi grotesquely claims that Abrego Garcia's wife and child are better off with him gone
April 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Bondi grotesquely claims that Abrego Garcia's wife and child are better off with him gone
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The crowd and overflow crowd for the Bernie Sanders/AOC event tonight in Utah.
Wow.
Wow.
April 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The crowd and overflow crowd for the Bernie Sanders/AOC event tonight in Utah.
Wow.
Wow.
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BULLS ARE FUN???
March 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
BULLS ARE FUN???
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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
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I mean very obviously Hegseth should resign, and if it were a Democratic administration this would be quickly be a consensus position.
March 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I mean very obviously Hegseth should resign, and if it were a Democratic administration this would be quickly be a consensus position.
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Trump's tariffs will negatively impact almost 300,000 Wisconsin jobs—the highest percentage of any state.
77% of those affected voted for the person creating this harm.
Truth matters. Let's talk. @trygveolson.bsky.social, @toddallbaugh.bsky.social
77% of those affected voted for the person creating this harm.
Truth matters. Let's talk. @trygveolson.bsky.social, @toddallbaugh.bsky.social
March 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Trump's tariffs will negatively impact almost 300,000 Wisconsin jobs—the highest percentage of any state.
77% of those affected voted for the person creating this harm.
Truth matters. Let's talk. @trygveolson.bsky.social, @toddallbaugh.bsky.social
77% of those affected voted for the person creating this harm.
Truth matters. Let's talk. @trygveolson.bsky.social, @toddallbaugh.bsky.social
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Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
March 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
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Kelly: “Our European allies are looking at this and thinking, what just happened? What happened to the United States of America that used to be the leader of the free world?”
February 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Kelly: “Our European allies are looking at this and thinking, what just happened? What happened to the United States of America that used to be the leader of the free world?”
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Apple says it's fixing an iPhone dictation bug that types 'Trump' instead of 'racist'
(via NY Times)
(via NY Times)
February 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Apple says it's fixing an iPhone dictation bug that types 'Trump' instead of 'racist'
(via NY Times)
(via NY Times)
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Pritzker: "We're talking about the death of a constitutional republic. That's what happened in Germany in 1933, 1934. And we're seeing today that we've got an administration in Washington that's ignoring court orders."
February 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Pritzker: "We're talking about the death of a constitutional republic. That's what happened in Germany in 1933, 1934. And we're seeing today that we've got an administration in Washington that's ignoring court orders."
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Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
February 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
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another Nazi salute at CPAC
February 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
another Nazi salute at CPAC