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Jordyn Marcellus
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javascript bard here for a good time. looking to build a better future using web technology. idiosyncratic and iconoclastic.

Alberta-born, Toronto-based.
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people in this city are depraved man
commenter EmilyG writes in the blogTO comments: "Can't say I blame the residents. They worked hard to afford their homes, and parking is hard to find in this city. They all know what "mixed-income" means too.
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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BoC does not care about employment! www.bankofcanada.ca/publications...
screenshot of the following text from the Band of Canada website: The Bank of Canada is the nation’s central bank. Its mandate, as defined in the Bank of Canada Act, is “to promote the economic and financial welfare of Canada.” The Bank’s vision is to be a leading central bank—dynamic, engaged and trusted—committed to a better Canada. The Bank has four core functions: Monetary policy: The Bank’s monetary policy framework aims to keep inflation low, stable and predictable. Financial system: The Bank promotes safe, sound and efficient financial systems within Canada and internationally. Currency: The Bank designs, issues and distributes Canada’s bank notes. Funds management: The Bank acts as fiscal agent for the Government of Canada, managing its public debt programs and foreign exchange reserves. Efficient, cost-effective and innovative operations enable the Bank to achieve its business objectives.
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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had a moment at work that was this in reverse. love the feeling.
infamous meme from gundam 00. there's a pilot in a helmet and spacesuit in two frames; the pilot on the top half of the image is looks to the skies happily saying "i am a genius!" the bottom half shows the same pilot, looking stressed, saying "oh no!"
October 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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this is a wild story, but buried inside of it is this extremely Gender nugget:
screenshot from the linked article that reads: Fraternities tend to operate like franchises. There’s normally a national office, which shares its name and practices with local chapters across the U.S. and Canada. But each chapter house is locally managed, often by a volunteer board of alumni and incorporated as a limited liability company, or LLC, according to Sasso. These boards may meet only episodically, which leaves the members themselves, young 18- to 23-year-old men, to run the local chapters. Typically, their main sources of income are membership dues, social events, house rent, and alumni donations. Given the lack of supervision, life at a fraternity can devolve “in some scary ways,” Sasso said. “It reminds me of Lord of the Flies.” (By contrast, the management structure of sororities is usually much more centralized, with greater alumni involvement, and their national offices often rely on a professional maintenance company to take care of their properties, he explained.)
October 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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om did 0083. solar system ii can't melt a gundam's armour.
October 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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when the edibles hit after you go "huh I'm not feeling anything" and take another
a photo of toronto city councillor frances nunziata's face, half-lidded and with her mouth half-open in a silly smile like she's hella baked.
October 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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respectful counterpoint about the yankees.
donald trump in the yankees clubhouse shaking a player's hand while numerous players around them smile. a shot from the yankees stadium where they're having a moment of silence for charlie kirk
October 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Aeolia Schenberg from Gundam 00, a bald man with a pointed beard. He is the founder of the organization Celestial Being and invented a powerful technology powers the Gundam's superior mech technology.
October 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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what in the world happened here housesigma.com/on/toronto-r...
a house sigma listing that shows a property sold november 20th, 2019 for 2.95million dollars, a suspended sale at 4.95million that went from january 11th, 2023 to may 24th, 2023 and then the final sale price of 720,000 dollars knocked down from 750,000 dollars. the house itself is a boring brown two-level that shows some empty rooms with plastic rubbermaid containers stacked on it.
September 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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accidental renaissance art
mr. beast, clutching his stomach after taking a punch from mike tyson. his eyes are wide open in pain, looking downward. tyson is above him, a smile on his face.
September 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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like many people who talk a big game about domination, palantir is all talk no action.
a very large banner from the san francisco airport that reads "Palantir Technologies, est. 2003 USA" in all caps at the top with "software that dominates, palantir.com" at the bottom also in all caps. a family with blurry faces walks in front of it, they are maybe 1/8th the size of the banner.
September 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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headline reading "Is Crypto A Love Letter To Women?" from the (lol) localoin atm blog https://localcoinatm.com/blog/is-crypto-a-love-letter/
September 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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cannot believe the photo of brad bradford in the toronto sun
a picture of some truly heinous flip flop sandals.
September 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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receipts!
a tweet from Alex Bozikovic (alexbozikovic.bsky.social) dated december 8th, 2022. It reads: "Some people say there's not enough building going on in the Annex and i don't know what they're smoking. There is a ton of building on Bloor, which frankly where it belongs"
September 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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i had to google this just to make sure and the tweet where linehan announces this is golden
google search result of a graham linehan tweet that reads "My wife may has [sic] taken my Steam account, but at least she can't take my dignity. #SecondChances"
September 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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ahhh, but on a mobile web client (or, in this case, a zoomed-in vertical monitor)
screenshot of my browser window that shows the same circular "new post" icon button in the bottom right corner of the screen. it's next to Friedman's post and is the same as the first icon button in the post.
August 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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an increasingly deep-fried image with JPG artifacting of a bunch of anime characters lifting their arms up to the sky with light bubbles above them. they are powering a spirit bomb.
July 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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an increasingly deep-fried image with JPG artifacting of a bunch of anime characters lifting their arms up to the sky with light bubbles above them. they are powering a spirit bomb.
July 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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a genuinely fun fake personality test.
www.idrlabs.com/jock-nerd-pr...
a personality test graph; it's a square divided into nine smaller squares with the words jock and nerd as one axis top-to-bottom with prep and goth left-to-right. i have a little dot in the bottom-right corner that marks me as a gothy-nerd. text on the bottom reads "you are 64.5% Goth, 50.9% Nerd, placing you in the LARP category." i'm more of a ttrpger than a larper but fair enough.
July 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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a screenshot of an anonymous bsky user's post. it reads "the city of Ottawa gave out 2900 tickets from one speed camera near a school in 2024... in the month of July. Tell me again how it isn't a money grab"
June 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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the mania took over and
a domain registrar UI showing numerous URLs i just purchased. the list of domains are: - diannesuxe.com - diannesuxe.me - diannesuxe.ca - diannesuxe.store, which came as a bundle how nice is that.
June 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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i mean, we named a major street/subway line after him.
an infamous old photo of joseph bloor, a toronto land speculator. the photo is of a white man in a victorian-era suit and thick bow tie. his face looks like he's snarling, tight-lipped, staring unsettlingly into camera. his eye sockets are pitch black and his eyes ghastly white. learn more here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Bloor
June 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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the absolute cold, deadpan "yeah that makes sense" when I saw this woman is from Toronto.

anyway, yeah, her tiktok profile makes sense.
a the web tik tok header for brynbamber, a laughing brunette woman with a glass of some kind of booze, which reads "brynbamber Bryn Bamber - Piss on Cash 💰" below the header reads: Bryn Bamber Helping witchy entrepreneurs heal & earn more 🔮 Anti-oppression 🖤 🔗linktr.ee/bryn_bamber anyway yeah this checks out for this city.
April 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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an increasingly deep-fried image with JPG artifacting of a bunch of anime characters lifting their arms up to the sky with light bubbles above them. they are powering a spirit bomb.
April 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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The world is weird but at least I can finally see a band I've been a fan of since 2002
Me smiling while wearing a kn95 mask. I am wearing a green sweater with a logo on it and a black strap is across my chest.
April 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM