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Jordan Zirm
@jordanzirm.bsky.social
Sneakers, sandwich and coffee enthusiast. Big Cleveland sports guy.
can't say I've ever seen a completion percentage over expected sitting at -34.8 before, but by god Shedeur Sanders has done it
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Lamar Jackson looks…awful?
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I swear Carson Schwesinger has made 90% of the tackles on defense. dude is truly everywhere
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
not multiple Ravens defenders doing Sheduer’s “wrist up” celly after sacking him lmaoooo
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
if your QB can’t throw a five-yard out from a clean pocket, I dunno what to tell ya
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
just an absurd pass rush rep from Myles Garrett
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Myles Garrett will single-handily wreck your drive
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
throwing a two-yard underneath pass on 3rd & 7, hell yeah
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Kevin Stefanski said “you lined up on the wrong side?” to Cedric Tillman as he came off the field like he was talking to a toddler who went to the wrong parent pickup line
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
DONOVAN MITCHELL TAKEOVER
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Cavs just look super disjointed as a team right now. like they’re unsure how they want to play
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’m sat for the Ty Simpson show 🫡
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
ok we’re gonna try this again lmao:

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November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm not really worried about the Cavs offensively. they're 8th in the NBA in offensive rating. I am much more concerned that the Cavs are:

-17th in the NBA in rebounding percentage
-19th in defensive rebounding percentage
-15th in defensive rating
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
fascinated by how much shorter Kenny Atkinson’s leash is with Jarrett Allen this season
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Cavs defense stinks out loud
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
very intrigued by Tyrese Proctor. the FG percentage is bad right now, but he's reading the game at a pretty high level for a rook.

pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
about as intentional as I’ve seen Jarrett Allen demand the ball and attack mismatches when he’s gotten them in the paint. that’s how you get a 28 & 10. need so much more of that from him
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
look at the Zombie Cavs go!
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
*all five cavs defenders collapse on a drive leading to a wide open 3 for the Heat*

Brad Daugherty: I actually really like what the Cavs are doing defensively
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“it’s Thomas Bryant time.” - Thomas Bryant
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Kenny Atkinson might not lose a challenge until December
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
coach-speak is nothing new, but in one of the more meaningless seasons in Browns history, Kevin Stefanski's pressers are a new kind of maddening

wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
neither Dillon Gabriel or Shedeur Sanders will be part of the Browns future, so it ultimately doesn't really matter, but why this organization answers questions like they are guarding state secrets is beyond me
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
the Cavs have played 11 games so far this season. here are their opponent's free throw attempts in each one:

36
7 (Nets lol)
28
27
24
24
35
30
23
36
41

that average of 28.2 per game is equivalent to 6th most in the NBA
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM