Jordan Zirm
@jordanzirm.bsky.social
Sneakers, sandwich and coffee enthusiast. Big Cleveland sports guy.
can't say I've ever seen a completion percentage over expected sitting at -34.8 before, but by god Shedeur Sanders has done it
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
can't say I've ever seen a completion percentage over expected sitting at -34.8 before, but by god Shedeur Sanders has done it
Lamar Jackson looks…awful?
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Lamar Jackson looks…awful?
I swear Carson Schwesinger has made 90% of the tackles on defense. dude is truly everywhere
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I swear Carson Schwesinger has made 90% of the tackles on defense. dude is truly everywhere
not multiple Ravens defenders doing Sheduer’s “wrist up” celly after sacking him lmaoooo
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
not multiple Ravens defenders doing Sheduer’s “wrist up” celly after sacking him lmaoooo
if your QB can’t throw a five-yard out from a clean pocket, I dunno what to tell ya
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
if your QB can’t throw a five-yard out from a clean pocket, I dunno what to tell ya
just an absurd pass rush rep from Myles Garrett
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
just an absurd pass rush rep from Myles Garrett
Myles Garrett will single-handily wreck your drive
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Myles Garrett will single-handily wreck your drive
throwing a two-yard underneath pass on 3rd & 7, hell yeah
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
throwing a two-yard underneath pass on 3rd & 7, hell yeah
Kevin Stefanski said “you lined up on the wrong side?” to Cedric Tillman as he came off the field like he was talking to a toddler who went to the wrong parent pickup line
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Kevin Stefanski said “you lined up on the wrong side?” to Cedric Tillman as he came off the field like he was talking to a toddler who went to the wrong parent pickup line
DONOVAN MITCHELL TAKEOVER
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
DONOVAN MITCHELL TAKEOVER
Cavs just look super disjointed as a team right now. like they’re unsure how they want to play
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Cavs just look super disjointed as a team right now. like they’re unsure how they want to play
I’m sat for the Ty Simpson show 🫡
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’m sat for the Ty Simpson show 🫡
ok we’re gonna try this again lmao:
@andrewspayde.bsky.social and I are going live on YouTube to talk Browns and some Cavs, come hang!
www.youtube.com/live/9lRXHji...
@andrewspayde.bsky.social and I are going live on YouTube to talk Browns and some Cavs, come hang!
www.youtube.com/live/9lRXHji...
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November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
ok we’re gonna try this again lmao:
@andrewspayde.bsky.social and I are going live on YouTube to talk Browns and some Cavs, come hang!
www.youtube.com/live/9lRXHji...
@andrewspayde.bsky.social and I are going live on YouTube to talk Browns and some Cavs, come hang!
www.youtube.com/live/9lRXHji...
I'm not really worried about the Cavs offensively. they're 8th in the NBA in offensive rating. I am much more concerned that the Cavs are:
-17th in the NBA in rebounding percentage
-19th in defensive rebounding percentage
-15th in defensive rating
-17th in the NBA in rebounding percentage
-19th in defensive rebounding percentage
-15th in defensive rating
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm not really worried about the Cavs offensively. they're 8th in the NBA in offensive rating. I am much more concerned that the Cavs are:
-17th in the NBA in rebounding percentage
-19th in defensive rebounding percentage
-15th in defensive rating
-17th in the NBA in rebounding percentage
-19th in defensive rebounding percentage
-15th in defensive rating
fascinated by how much shorter Kenny Atkinson’s leash is with Jarrett Allen this season
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
fascinated by how much shorter Kenny Atkinson’s leash is with Jarrett Allen this season
Cavs defense stinks out loud
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Cavs defense stinks out loud
very intrigued by Tyrese Proctor. the FG percentage is bad right now, but he's reading the game at a pretty high level for a rook.
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
very intrigued by Tyrese Proctor. the FG percentage is bad right now, but he's reading the game at a pretty high level for a rook.
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
about as intentional as I’ve seen Jarrett Allen demand the ball and attack mismatches when he’s gotten them in the paint. that’s how you get a 28 & 10. need so much more of that from him
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
about as intentional as I’ve seen Jarrett Allen demand the ball and attack mismatches when he’s gotten them in the paint. that’s how you get a 28 & 10. need so much more of that from him
look at the Zombie Cavs go!
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
look at the Zombie Cavs go!
*all five cavs defenders collapse on a drive leading to a wide open 3 for the Heat*
Brad Daugherty: I actually really like what the Cavs are doing defensively
Brad Daugherty: I actually really like what the Cavs are doing defensively
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
*all five cavs defenders collapse on a drive leading to a wide open 3 for the Heat*
Brad Daugherty: I actually really like what the Cavs are doing defensively
Brad Daugherty: I actually really like what the Cavs are doing defensively
“it’s Thomas Bryant time.” - Thomas Bryant
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“it’s Thomas Bryant time.” - Thomas Bryant
Kenny Atkinson might not lose a challenge until December
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Kenny Atkinson might not lose a challenge until December
coach-speak is nothing new, but in one of the more meaningless seasons in Browns history, Kevin Stefanski's pressers are a new kind of maddening
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
coach-speak is nothing new, but in one of the more meaningless seasons in Browns history, Kevin Stefanski's pressers are a new kind of maddening
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
neither Dillon Gabriel or Shedeur Sanders will be part of the Browns future, so it ultimately doesn't really matter, but why this organization answers questions like they are guarding state secrets is beyond me
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
neither Dillon Gabriel or Shedeur Sanders will be part of the Browns future, so it ultimately doesn't really matter, but why this organization answers questions like they are guarding state secrets is beyond me
the Cavs have played 11 games so far this season. here are their opponent's free throw attempts in each one:
36
7 (Nets lol)
28
27
24
24
35
30
23
36
41
that average of 28.2 per game is equivalent to 6th most in the NBA
36
7 (Nets lol)
28
27
24
24
35
30
23
36
41
that average of 28.2 per game is equivalent to 6th most in the NBA
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
the Cavs have played 11 games so far this season. here are their opponent's free throw attempts in each one:
36
7 (Nets lol)
28
27
24
24
35
30
23
36
41
that average of 28.2 per game is equivalent to 6th most in the NBA
36
7 (Nets lol)
28
27
24
24
35
30
23
36
41
that average of 28.2 per game is equivalent to 6th most in the NBA