Jordan Zirm
@jordanzirm.bsky.social
Sneakers, sandwich and coffee enthusiast. Big Cleveland sports guy.
very intrigued by Tyrese Proctor. the FG percentage is bad right now, but he's reading the game at a pretty high level for a rook.
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
very intrigued by Tyrese Proctor. the FG percentage is bad right now, but he's reading the game at a pretty high level for a rook.
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
coach-speak is nothing new, but in one of the more meaningless seasons in Browns history, Kevin Stefanski's pressers are a new kind of maddening
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
coach-speak is nothing new, but in one of the more meaningless seasons in Browns history, Kevin Stefanski's pressers are a new kind of maddening
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
sequence that's representative of the Browns offense this entire season:
Tommy Rees sees Fannin is lined up on the wrong side of the formation, gets animated about it. Gabriel has to hold the line while he and Jeudy both yell at Fannin to move. play clock almost runs out.
bad process over and over
Tommy Rees sees Fannin is lined up on the wrong side of the formation, gets animated about it. Gabriel has to hold the line while he and Jeudy both yell at Fannin to move. play clock almost runs out.
bad process over and over
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
sequence that's representative of the Browns offense this entire season:
Tommy Rees sees Fannin is lined up on the wrong side of the formation, gets animated about it. Gabriel has to hold the line while he and Jeudy both yell at Fannin to move. play clock almost runs out.
bad process over and over
Tommy Rees sees Fannin is lined up on the wrong side of the formation, gets animated about it. Gabriel has to hold the line while he and Jeudy both yell at Fannin to move. play clock almost runs out.
bad process over and over
huge day for those of us that run Slants 40 times a game while losing 50-0 to some 13 year old online
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
huge day for those of us that run Slants 40 times a game while losing 50-0 to some 13 year old online
hang it in the god damn Louvre
December 3, 2024 at 3:35 AM
hang it in the god damn Louvre
I'm not sure that play by Denzel Ward is going to get talked about enough. the timing, the hand placement, just insane
December 3, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I'm not sure that play by Denzel Ward is going to get talked about enough. the timing, the hand placement, just insane
how I feel inside when Kendrick yells “MUSTAAAAAARD”
November 23, 2024 at 10:51 PM
how I feel inside when Kendrick yells “MUSTAAAAAARD”
Ty Jerome is currently tied for 5th in Estimated Plus/Minus (metric that predicts a player's contribution to the team in points per 100 possessions). FIFTH!
look at some of the names he's listed with lmaooooo
look at some of the names he's listed with lmaooooo
November 22, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Ty Jerome is currently tied for 5th in Estimated Plus/Minus (metric that predicts a player's contribution to the team in points per 100 possessions). FIFTH!
look at some of the names he's listed with lmaooooo
look at some of the names he's listed with lmaooooo
when you get new Kendrick on a Friday
November 22, 2024 at 6:02 PM
when you get new Kendrick on a Friday
what Garland sees when he looks at the rim tonight
November 20, 2024 at 1:21 AM
what Garland sees when he looks at the rim tonight
Darius Garland has reached a level of play where he is commanding attention from all five of the opposing players players on the court at once
November 18, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Darius Garland has reached a level of play where he is commanding attention from all five of the opposing players players on the court at once
just got off a flight and need to express how insanely sick the new Guardians alternate road unis are. sheeeeeesh
November 15, 2024 at 5:49 PM
just got off a flight and need to express how insanely sick the new Guardians alternate road unis are. sheeeeeesh
fans of NBA teams that are not 13-0 rn
November 14, 2024 at 2:42 AM
fans of NBA teams that are not 13-0 rn
Cavs whenever they feel The Streak is in danger
November 14, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Cavs whenever they feel The Streak is in danger
the players coming off the 76ers bench tonight
November 14, 2024 at 1:02 AM
the players coming off the 76ers bench tonight
Joe Flacco trying to play quarterback at age 39 without Kevin Stefanski
November 13, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Joe Flacco trying to play quarterback at age 39 without Kevin Stefanski
remembering that the Browns play again this weekend
November 13, 2024 at 4:03 AM
remembering that the Browns play again this weekend
the Browns are running a contest for their updated dog logo and this one looks like you're now an hour late to take him for his walk and I love it
May 9, 2023 at 10:32 PM
the Browns are running a contest for their updated dog logo and this one looks like you're now an hour late to take him for his walk and I love it