Jordan Zirm
@jordanzirm.bsky.social
Sneakers, sandwich and coffee enthusiast. Big Cleveland sports guy.
fascinated by how much shorter Kenny Atkinson’s leash is with Jarrett Allen this season
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
fascinated by how much shorter Kenny Atkinson’s leash is with Jarrett Allen this season
Cavs defense stinks out loud
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Cavs defense stinks out loud
very intrigued by Tyrese Proctor. the FG percentage is bad right now, but he's reading the game at a pretty high level for a rook.
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
very intrigued by Tyrese Proctor. the FG percentage is bad right now, but he's reading the game at a pretty high level for a rook.
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
about as intentional as I’ve seen Jarrett Allen demand the ball and attack mismatches when he’s gotten them in the paint. that’s how you get a 28 & 10. need so much more of that from him
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
about as intentional as I’ve seen Jarrett Allen demand the ball and attack mismatches when he’s gotten them in the paint. that’s how you get a 28 & 10. need so much more of that from him
look at the Zombie Cavs go!
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
look at the Zombie Cavs go!
*all five cavs defenders collapse on a drive leading to a wide open 3 for the Heat*
Brad Daugherty: I actually really like what the Cavs are doing defensively
Brad Daugherty: I actually really like what the Cavs are doing defensively
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
*all five cavs defenders collapse on a drive leading to a wide open 3 for the Heat*
Brad Daugherty: I actually really like what the Cavs are doing defensively
Brad Daugherty: I actually really like what the Cavs are doing defensively
“it’s Thomas Bryant time.” - Thomas Bryant
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“it’s Thomas Bryant time.” - Thomas Bryant
Kenny Atkinson might not lose a challenge until December
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Kenny Atkinson might not lose a challenge until December
coach-speak is nothing new, but in one of the more meaningless seasons in Browns history, Kevin Stefanski's pressers are a new kind of maddening
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
coach-speak is nothing new, but in one of the more meaningless seasons in Browns history, Kevin Stefanski's pressers are a new kind of maddening
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
neither Dillon Gabriel or Shedeur Sanders will be part of the Browns future, so it ultimately doesn't really matter, but why this organization answers questions like they are guarding state secrets is beyond me
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
neither Dillon Gabriel or Shedeur Sanders will be part of the Browns future, so it ultimately doesn't really matter, but why this organization answers questions like they are guarding state secrets is beyond me
the Cavs have played 11 games so far this season. here are their opponent's free throw attempts in each one:
36
7 (Nets lol)
28
27
24
24
35
30
23
36
41
that average of 28.2 per game is equivalent to 6th most in the NBA
36
7 (Nets lol)
28
27
24
24
35
30
23
36
41
that average of 28.2 per game is equivalent to 6th most in the NBA
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
the Cavs have played 11 games so far this season. here are their opponent's free throw attempts in each one:
36
7 (Nets lol)
28
27
24
24
35
30
23
36
41
that average of 28.2 per game is equivalent to 6th most in the NBA
36
7 (Nets lol)
28
27
24
24
35
30
23
36
41
that average of 28.2 per game is equivalent to 6th most in the NBA
Donovan Mitchell I’ll smooch you right on the lips buddy
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Donovan Mitchell I’ll smooch you right on the lips buddy
truly a joy to watch Evan Mobley morph into a two-way force
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
truly a joy to watch Evan Mobley morph into a two-way force
Garland already hurt, awesome
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Garland already hurt, awesome
I need to check with my analytics department, but it feels like the Cavs are fouling a LOT through these first handful of games
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I need to check with my analytics department, but it feels like the Cavs are fouling a LOT through these first handful of games
Brad Daughtery making 6 7 references on the Cavs broadcast god help us all
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Brad Daughtery making 6 7 references on the Cavs broadcast god help us all
sequence that's representative of the Browns offense this entire season:
Tommy Rees sees Fannin is lined up on the wrong side of the formation, gets animated about it. Gabriel has to hold the line while he and Jeudy both yell at Fannin to move. play clock almost runs out.
bad process over and over
Tommy Rees sees Fannin is lined up on the wrong side of the formation, gets animated about it. Gabriel has to hold the line while he and Jeudy both yell at Fannin to move. play clock almost runs out.
bad process over and over
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
sequence that's representative of the Browns offense this entire season:
Tommy Rees sees Fannin is lined up on the wrong side of the formation, gets animated about it. Gabriel has to hold the line while he and Jeudy both yell at Fannin to move. play clock almost runs out.
bad process over and over
Tommy Rees sees Fannin is lined up on the wrong side of the formation, gets animated about it. Gabriel has to hold the line while he and Jeudy both yell at Fannin to move. play clock almost runs out.
bad process over and over
Aaron Rodgers time to hang it up buddy boy
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Aaron Rodgers time to hang it up buddy boy
losing to this iteration of the Jets feels like rock bottom
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
losing to this iteration of the Jets feels like rock bottom
Jets really thought they could out-tank the Browns those FOOLS
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Jets really thought they could out-tank the Browns those FOOLS
every other throw from Dillon Gabriel is like staring at a 42-car pileup on the 405
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
every other throw from Dillon Gabriel is like staring at a 42-car pileup on the 405
just play Shedeur in the second half, this is ridiculous man
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
just play Shedeur in the second half, this is ridiculous man
I don’t want to be rude or mean or cruel but what does Dillon Gabriel do well
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I don’t want to be rude or mean or cruel but what does Dillon Gabriel do well
on that fourth down play, Fannin was late going in motion before the false start. this has happened all season, guys not knowing when to shift or what side of the formation they’re supposed to be on.
don’t know where else to point but coaching
don’t know where else to point but coaching
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
on that fourth down play, Fannin was late going in motion before the false start. this has happened all season, guys not knowing when to shift or what side of the formation they’re supposed to be on.
don’t know where else to point but coaching
don’t know where else to point but coaching