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Jordan Cole
@jordanwcole.bsky.social
Autistic dad who likes to run far ♾️
Writer, photographer, and VERY slow grocery shopper. Prone to discuss special interests ad nauseum.
Professional Wallflower

My Substack: jordanwcole.substack.com
"We just cut down trees that have been here for 500 years. It upsets a man’s soul whether you recognize it or not."
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reminder, there’s better fiction stuff to watch on tv rather than the orange babbling idiot.
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Rant post: the Liquid Glass update on iPhone is miserable and my eyes hate it.
December 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Reposted by Jordan Cole
There’s been a lot of talk about autism from powerful government figures and the media. Let’s help young Coloradans with autism achieve their dreams through coaching, therapy, and social connections. I’ll match fifty $5 donations to REVEL: www.coloradogives.org/story/3s7h9f...
Support Be a Neurodiversity Ally With REVEL and Next on ColoradoGives.org
Empowering Neurodiverse Lives Through Skill-Building, Connection, and Independence
www.coloradogives.org
September 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I’m on Rapture TikTok and it’s WILD 👀 people are selling their cars and getting plans in order for the coming rapture on 9/23. There’s even people posting guides on what to do when you start to float up into the sky 🫠
September 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Can @msnbc.com please stop running that awful commercial about “don’t worry…we’re still in the first quarter.” It’s so delusional.
September 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My memories are cinematic and I relive them constantly in a theater for one.
May 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Part 1 of my series about growing up spending summers with my grandparents in east Texas. I hope you enjoy 🫶🏻🙏🏻
#writer #memoir

open.substack.com/pub/jordanwc...
Moments from Madisonville
Part 1: Snappin' beans and shootin' BBs
open.substack.com
May 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Invests in giving “the brand” to a bunch of con artists and bad business people and is somehow shocked at the result.
Hedge fund billionaire Ken Griffin donated $100 million to Republican candidates in 2024, now he’s complaining that the American “brand” is being eroded.
April 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Concepts of a brand 🤷‍♂️
April 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The only thing holding my life together (sort of) at the moment is my run streak and training for my next race. I’m exhausted by life and autistic burnout that’s been ongoing for a while. Everything is hard and I’m so tired and overwhelmed.
March 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hey y’all! Friendly reminder that everything is NOT normal right now and it’s perfectly okay to get the ick when people behave as if there’s nothing weird/scary going on.
March 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Insufferable
House Democrats sing “We Shall Overcome” following Rep. Al Green’s censure:
March 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’m sitting in the service lounge as my car gets a rear brake job and someone behind me keeps eating nuts loudly and routinely having them get stuck in their throat. My sensory sensitivity is excruciating at the moment 😩
March 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Time to not hold back against these cowards. Fundraise against, social media campaigns against, and primary the hell out of them in an organized and focused effort.
So far NINE DEMOCRATS vote to censure Al Green
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Empathy is what enables humanity to flourish. It is a necessary and important pillar to uphold any long term successful civilization. Empathy builds community. Selfishness leads to isolation and downfall. Selfishness may appear strong in the short term but it will erode and collapse.
March 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My spidey sense tells me A LOT of voters are irritated at the dems for remaining in that room sitting there listening to all these lies and BS. Dems fumble once again on a missed opportunity. #sotu
March 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Disappointed the Dems haven’t been more vocal and escorted out one by one. Huge missed opportunity. #sotu
March 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My reaction every few seconds during this. #sotu
March 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Love seeing members get into some good trouble #sotu
March 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This is the ELI5 version of the SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I just watched a guy at the gym blow his nose in his hands and then wipe them off on the inside of his shirt. Snot rockets to the floor in the process 🤮
A grown man.
March 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hey DPS what was the line of reasoning over the silence this morning? Roads were awful attempting to get to school.
NEW: Several Denver metro schools and government offices are on delayed start or canceled this morning due to heavy overnight snow, including Aurora Public Schools, Cherry Creek School District, Jeffco Public Schools and more
Denver metro area school and government delays and closures for Feb. 21
Denver metro area school delays and closures for Feb. 21.
www.denverpost.com
February 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Please name the sponsors who withdrew.
A small museum says all but one sponsor of a Girls in STEM event backed out, fearing retaliation from the Trump administration over "DEI." Evan Kruegel reports for @nexton9news.bsky.social. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg1n...
Sponsors pull out of 'Girls in Science' event at Colorado children’s museum following DEI cuts
YouTube video by Next 9NEWS
www.youtube.com
February 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
February 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM