Keep finding out how many sensory quirks I've always had, but lacked the language or education to quantify. Which is my over-intellectualized way of saying "boy, I sure do love this here spiky fidget toy my wife just handed me as a little treat"...

A rare, calm moment where they aren’t antagonizing each other. I’m sure it’ll become bedlam again aaaany second…

No offense to Sebastian Stan but maybe don’t put him as Trump over someone’s shoulder as they win Best Actor in a movie about the immigrant experience. 😬

I just really like my dog, okay.

Excellent dorp protection , as advertised…

I knew they were hiring wholly unqualified people but this is just silly…

Just a rancid series of words. What a way to be reminded that Ratner exists.

Gorbage connoisseur alert: Taco Bell nuggets are better than they have any right to be.

Current couch situation.

Seeing the Christmas-themed, white chocolate Nutty Buddies in the pantry...

At a tractor parade wondering how north Jersey is more country than all the places I lived in TX, OK, and GA

No clouds twenty minutes ago. Stupid.

Big mood looking at this thing through welding goggles.

When you’ve got the…

Insomnia resulted in me doodling a Spawn for #pouchtober