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Munson
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Third rate duelist. Here for neither a good or long time.
sometimes when i need a little joy i just think of the small miracle that was the soulaquarians era of electric lady studios
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
also fuck every person who crowds baggage claim, you all suck
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
every airplane is too warm and all of these seats are too small
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the selfishness of my fellow flight passengers never ceases to amaze me
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
grumpy old man take: i dont like these weird colored nba floors
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
my kingdom for a night of sleep that goes past 4am 😩
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
happy halloween ghouls and ghosts and goblins
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Reposted by Munson
why, that's a *steal* for the smart piss ball, and I can't wait to find out how much the monthly subscription for the piss-sniffing service costs, and it'll be so useful, and I won't mind the occasional leaking of data on my leaks until the inevitable shutdown day, when my piss ball is sadly bricked
October 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the more time passes and the more weirdly shaped my body gets the more my desire to learn how to make my own clothes grows
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I made a 25 song playlist of 10/10 records for me in honor of October 10, 2025. tidal.com/playlist/cd8...
25 10/10 Records
Playlist - 25 10/10 Records - 25 items
tidal.com
October 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i am extremely out of the loop, why are folks planning on leaving this site? at this point i’m just gonna declare bankruptcy on migrating to yet another digital space. i would say catch me offline but i also suck at that so talk to everyone never i guess
October 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
pet peeve: people locking their bikes up to the u-shape tandem racks in a way where only one bike can realistically use it
September 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
in the end i just want people to say i did right by them. except villains. i hope the villains know i aimed to wrong them whenever i got the chance.
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
has anyone asked daniel dae kim if he wants to be james bond?
August 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
six feet further from god, six feet closer to hell
August 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
what’s the deal with new hampshire and vanity plates
August 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i need to convert all of my wireless things to be wired connections. i’m so sick of wireless interference in this building. bluetooth and wifi both being 2.4ghz sucks and so many devices stuck only using wireless (especially only 2.4ghz wifi) sucks.
August 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
feeling emboldened by the flame of ambition, hoping to not have anything bad writ upon my meager grave
August 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
if i have ever told someone my favorite cuisine is anything other than “state fair food” i would like to revise my answer please
July 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
go read they cant kill us until they kill us by hanif abdurraqib
July 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Reposted by Munson
god wants you to close your tabs
July 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I wish I remembered what it was like to get a proper full night’s sleep
July 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
starting bloodborne for the seventh time. maybe this is the time i actually finish it.
July 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“i need god to play the lead in biopic” 🥵🥵🥵🥵
July 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Reposted by Munson
Also talked about The Onion being inefficient on purpose.

www.status.news/p/the-onion-...
July 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM