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Donate to Support Mary and JJ's Move to Portland, organized by Mary Sophia
hello all ! tulsa's t4t power couple AKA Mary and JJ are moving to beautiful portla… Mary Sophia needs your support for Support Mary and JJ's Move to Portland
gofund.me
Update posted!!!
Plus, Tulsa, OK folks please come to our garage sale DM for address!
gofund.me/0cca4ed3
Plus, Tulsa, OK folks please come to our garage sale DM for address!
gofund.me/0cca4ed3
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tag yourself im creed superbiwl and thanksgiving halftime show because they’re the same thing
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
tag yourself im creed superbiwl and thanksgiving halftime show because they’re the same thing
been waiting a long time for this one 😤😤😤
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
been waiting a long time for this one 😤😤😤
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i would rather watch an ant crawl across dirt and concrete for three hours
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i would rather watch an ant crawl across dirt and concrete for three hours
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i don't want to grinch, but just for me personally, no disrespect to those who worship... the whole avatar franchise leaves me completely cold...
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
i don't want to grinch, but just for me personally, no disrespect to those who worship... the whole avatar franchise leaves me completely cold...
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NO FUCKING SYMPATHY. Sloppers be sloppin' through the slop.
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
NO FUCKING SYMPATHY. Sloppers be sloppin' through the slop.
im literally just trying to have my coffee bro
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
im literally just trying to have my coffee bro
if you think i look good now you should see me with my girlfriend
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
if you think i look good now you should see me with my girlfriend
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BABE WAKE UP PFM OUT NOW!!!!!
Please Forgive Me, by Before We Part
5 track album
beforewepart.bandcamp.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 AM
BABE WAKE UP PFM OUT NOW!!!!!
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perfume out now full ep out 11/14 beforewepart.bandcamp.com yayyyyyy
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 AM
perfume out now full ep out 11/14 beforewepart.bandcamp.com yayyyyyy
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Seated Dancer in Pink Tights
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Seated Dancer in Pink Tights
jacob’s heating and air conditioning sign i love u
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
jacob’s heating and air conditioning sign i love u
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The milestone puts the comedy streamer—which grew out of the ashes of CollegeHumor several years back—roughly on par with services like Shudder or Acorn TV.
www.avclub.com/dropout-come...
www.avclub.com/dropout-come...
Streaming comedy service Dropout passes the 1 million subscriber mark
Streaming comedy service Dropout passes the 1 million subscriber mark
www.avclub.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The milestone puts the comedy streamer—which grew out of the ashes of CollegeHumor several years back—roughly on par with services like Shudder or Acorn TV.
www.avclub.com/dropout-come...
www.avclub.com/dropout-come...
those “i know ball” tiktoks about long distance friends and then it’s less than 3 hours drive, baby that’s a commute
November 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
those “i know ball” tiktoks about long distance friends and then it’s less than 3 hours drive, baby that’s a commute
sexy transmasc testosterone levels
Sexy Unguent Pronunciation
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
October 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
sexy transmasc testosterone levels
get your flu shot! (they didn’t have covid boosters at my clinic yet, but get your booster too!)
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
get your flu shot! (they didn’t have covid boosters at my clinic yet, but get your booster too!)
i love my girlfriend
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i love my girlfriend
omg that’s me 🥰🥰🥰🥰
i love my boyfriend
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
omg that’s me 🥰🥰🥰🥰
cant watch peacemaker w my girlfriend because she makes me explain what’s happening after every scene w john cena bc she “can’t see him”
October 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
cant watch peacemaker w my girlfriend because she makes me explain what’s happening after every scene w john cena bc she “can’t see him”
standing in front of the back door on the bus… so vexing… don’t make strangers participate in your weird doorman fantasies
October 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
standing in front of the back door on the bus… so vexing… don’t make strangers participate in your weird doorman fantasies
when the truck in the parking garage hits the wednesday at noon frequency
October 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
when the truck in the parking garage hits the wednesday at noon frequency
kid at bus stop “Chester!!”
we make eye contact “Chester Bennington?”
“bro, i wish”
we make eye contact “Chester Bennington?”
“bro, i wish”
October 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
kid at bus stop “Chester!!”
we make eye contact “Chester Bennington?”
“bro, i wish”
we make eye contact “Chester Bennington?”
“bro, i wish”
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Jane Goodall has died at 91.
Her startling observations about chimpanzee behaviors revolutionized not only scientific understanding of the capabilities and inner lives of primates, but also long-held notions about what it means to be human. https://wapo.st/476clLO
Her startling observations about chimpanzee behaviors revolutionized not only scientific understanding of the capabilities and inner lives of primates, but also long-held notions about what it means to be human. https://wapo.st/476clLO
October 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Jane Goodall has died at 91.
Her startling observations about chimpanzee behaviors revolutionized not only scientific understanding of the capabilities and inner lives of primates, but also long-held notions about what it means to be human. https://wapo.st/476clLO
Her startling observations about chimpanzee behaviors revolutionized not only scientific understanding of the capabilities and inner lives of primates, but also long-held notions about what it means to be human. https://wapo.st/476clLO