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Plus, Tulsa, OK folks please come to our garage sale DM for address!

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Seated Dog
December 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
tag yourself
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
tag yourself im creed superbiwl and thanksgiving halftime show because they’re the same thing
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
been waiting a long time for this one 😤😤😤
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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i would rather watch an ant crawl across dirt and concrete for three hours
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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i don't want to grinch, but just for me personally, no disrespect to those who worship... the whole avatar franchise leaves me completely cold...
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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amen
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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NO FUCKING SYMPATHY. Sloppers be sloppin' through the slop.
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
im literally just trying to have my coffee bro
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
if you think i look good now you should see me with my girlfriend
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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BABE WAKE UP PFM OUT NOW!!!!!
Please Forgive Me, by Before We Part
5 track album
beforewepart.bandcamp.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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perfume out now full ep out 11/14 beforewepart.bandcamp.com yayyyyyy
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Seated Dancer in Pink Tights
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
jacob’s heating and air conditioning sign i love u
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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The milestone puts the comedy streamer—which grew out of the ashes of CollegeHumor several years back—roughly on par with services like Shudder or Acorn TV.
www.avclub.com/dropout-come...
Streaming comedy service Dropout passes the 1 million subscriber mark
Streaming comedy service Dropout passes the 1 million subscriber mark
www.avclub.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
those “i know ball” tiktoks about long distance friends and then it’s less than 3 hours drive, baby that’s a commute
November 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
sexy transmasc testosterone levels
Sexy Unguent Pronunciation
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
October 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
get your flu shot! (they didn’t have covid boosters at my clinic yet, but get your booster too!)
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i love my girlfriend
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
omg that’s me 🥰🥰🥰🥰
i love my boyfriend
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
cant watch peacemaker w my girlfriend because she makes me explain what’s happening after every scene w john cena bc she “can’t see him”
October 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
standing in front of the back door on the bus… so vexing… don’t make strangers participate in your weird doorman fantasies
October 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
when the truck in the parking garage hits the wednesday at noon frequency
October 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
kid at bus stop “Chester!!”
we make eye contact “Chester Bennington?”
“bro, i wish”
October 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Jane Goodall has died at 91.

Her startling observations about chimpanzee behaviors revolutionized not only scientific understanding of the capabilities and inner lives of primates, but also long-held notions about what it means to be human. https://wapo.st/476clLO
October 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM