i just signed up for Threads and now mark zuckerberg is just in my house and he won't leave, so i call the cops and they show up but they are both mark zuckerberg too, now there are three mark zuckerbergs in my house. hold on i gotta go check on my mom upstairs--oh no, oh god no

They really went and took *checks note* margin loans on cartoon monkey pictures

The office cleaners thought my trackpad was a coaster 🙃

any non newtonian fluid dynamics peeps on here?

Here’s tonight’s chinese media briefing:

@faineg.bsky.social why are you so much better at blue sky than twitter? 🤷‍♂️straight killing it here

1.2 million people on the waiting list for bsky seems like a lot until you realize 1 million of those people are current or former heads of state

Today’s vibes

this is how I feel trying to pretend I know what’s going on here when people talk about ropes and hell threads

why doesn’t fusion 360 have endothelium in its materials library?

I don’t normally share the smiling dolphin with people I’ve just met but I trust you

Stay weird Adelaide.

Loving the unhinged ‘reply all’ 📧 energy here