🥀 Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄
@jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social
🫀Ɗɑɾƙ Ƒɑղեɑsყ Writer & Poet 🗡 | 🪶 Editor & Beta Reader ~ rates on 🕸site! | 📖 Blogger | 🦋 She/Her
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It's Monday and I have fries and I don't want to hear nothin' from nobody
a cartoon of kirby eating a bowl of cereal on a table
Alt: Kirby sitting on a table and angrily chewing in front of a container of food
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November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It's Monday and I have fries and I don't want to hear nothin' from nobody
I wrote 10k words into Act 2 that now need to be recycled elsewhere or downright scrapped because I had a breakthrough on a better direction for the plot
a man wearing a shirt with the word super on it
Alt: A man closes his laptop slowly, then the scene shifts to the laptop being thrown out a window
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November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I wrote 10k words into Act 2 that now need to be recycled elsewhere or downright scrapped because I had a breakthrough on a better direction for the plot
Writing retreat update ✍️🏻
I've been indisposed for the majority of the week thanks to an ill-timed chronic flare (fuck you, cosmos), but I'm on the up and clocking in words
Tonight, I celebrate with pizza and cider. And more reading & writing
I've been indisposed for the majority of the week thanks to an ill-timed chronic flare (fuck you, cosmos), but I'm on the up and clocking in words
Tonight, I celebrate with pizza and cider. And more reading & writing
a man is sitting at a table holding a pen and a book .
Alt: Jaskier from Netflix Witcher writing in a notebook with a quill in a tavern
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November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Writing retreat update ✍️🏻
I've been indisposed for the majority of the week thanks to an ill-timed chronic flare (fuck you, cosmos), but I'm on the up and clocking in words
Tonight, I celebrate with pizza and cider. And more reading & writing
I've been indisposed for the majority of the week thanks to an ill-timed chronic flare (fuck you, cosmos), but I'm on the up and clocking in words
Tonight, I celebrate with pizza and cider. And more reading & writing
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I do a lot of detailed lesson in the Self-Editing Series, but I also dropped a quick, easy checklist to read, print, and refer to as needed during edits! I prefer that people don't have to suffer through the revision process, and I think this helps!
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Self-Editing Checklist | Charlie Knight
Get more from Charlie Knight on Patreon
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November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I do a lot of detailed lesson in the Self-Editing Series, but I also dropped a quick, easy checklist to read, print, and refer to as needed during edits! I prefer that people don't have to suffer through the revision process, and I think this helps!
www.patreon.com/posts/self-e...
www.patreon.com/posts/self-e...
Heading out on a belated birthday trip to a lakeside cabin for a much-needed reading & writing retreat
How far will I get in writing this villainous enemies to lovers fae book? Updates to come 🧐
How far will I get in writing this villainous enemies to lovers fae book? Updates to come 🧐
a woman looking out of a window with a disney logo on the bottom
Alt: A woman in a time period dress gazing ominously out of a window in a gothic house
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November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Heading out on a belated birthday trip to a lakeside cabin for a much-needed reading & writing retreat
How far will I get in writing this villainous enemies to lovers fae book? Updates to come 🧐
How far will I get in writing this villainous enemies to lovers fae book? Updates to come 🧐
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⭐🌟 searching by starlight 🌟⭐
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
⭐🌟 searching by starlight 🌟⭐
The fact that some ladybugs bite is such bullshit, what do you mean you look like a cartoon fairy's pet and you crave human flesh 🤨
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The fact that some ladybugs bite is such bullshit, what do you mean you look like a cartoon fairy's pet and you crave human flesh 🤨
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November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Okay but what if I gave you colorful mushrooms of friendship and they didn't taste poison-y and you wanted to follow me through this totally normal tree circle and you didn't hear the voices—
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Okay but what if I gave you colorful mushrooms of friendship and they didn't taste poison-y and you wanted to follow me through this totally normal tree circle and you didn't hear the voices—
"A writer's not-so-subtle fixation is always easy to spot in their work"
Me, frantically paging through all the mentions of comfy beds with too many pillows and solid nights of sleep: Ohhh no, oh no, ohnoohnoohno—
Me, frantically paging through all the mentions of comfy beds with too many pillows and solid nights of sleep: Ohhh no, oh no, ohnoohnoohno—
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"A writer's not-so-subtle fixation is always easy to spot in their work"
Me, frantically paging through all the mentions of comfy beds with too many pillows and solid nights of sleep: Ohhh no, oh no, ohnoohnoohno—
Me, frantically paging through all the mentions of comfy beds with too many pillows and solid nights of sleep: Ohhh no, oh no, ohnoohnoohno—
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
"I'd fight a god for you" doesn't really hit the same when I already have anger and authority issues. Just waiting for any ol' tavern keep to give me that quest, honestly
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"I'd fight a god for you" doesn't really hit the same when I already have anger and authority issues. Just waiting for any ol' tavern keep to give me that quest, honestly
Dude I'd make a horrible influencer, I block every brand and ad I see, my DMs are as locked down as I can make them without kicking out friends, and I start hissing at the mere thought of strangers assuming any kind of personal access to me
I just want to write books and hide in my cave 😶🌫️
I just want to write books and hide in my cave 😶🌫️
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Dude I'd make a horrible influencer, I block every brand and ad I see, my DMs are as locked down as I can make them without kicking out friends, and I start hissing at the mere thought of strangers assuming any kind of personal access to me
I just want to write books and hide in my cave 😶🌫️
I just want to write books and hide in my cave 😶🌫️
I'm very much team "bring back legal duels"
I could use another hobby
I could use another hobby
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'm very much team "bring back legal duels"
I could use another hobby
I could use another hobby
The only, ONLY thing I don't like about having a space heater is that now my room stays warm enough to melt my iced coffee faster
This vexes me
This vexes me
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The only, ONLY thing I don't like about having a space heater is that now my room stays warm enough to melt my iced coffee faster
This vexes me
This vexes me
Have I been awake awhile? Yes. Do I have coffee & Reese's cups? Yes. Am I in a cozy, heated room during a cool November day with all the best vibes? Yes
Am I still grumpy because it's Monday and that's just my core personality?
Am I still grumpy because it's Monday and that's just my core personality?
a cartoon of a woman saying i will shank you on netflix
Alt: Princess Bean from cartoon Disenchanted glaring and saying "I will shank you"
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November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Have I been awake awhile? Yes. Do I have coffee & Reese's cups? Yes. Am I in a cozy, heated room during a cool November day with all the best vibes? Yes
Am I still grumpy because it's Monday and that's just my core personality?
Am I still grumpy because it's Monday and that's just my core personality?
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i'm soooo close to hitting 100 sales of my short story 'the knight saves the dragon' this year!! check it out if you like short fantasy stories where the dragon doesn't die! 🐉
only 99c! 🗡️
universal link: mybook.to/eJsBfU
only 99c! 🗡️
universal link: mybook.to/eJsBfU
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i'm soooo close to hitting 100 sales of my short story 'the knight saves the dragon' this year!! check it out if you like short fantasy stories where the dragon doesn't die! 🐉
only 99c! 🗡️
universal link: mybook.to/eJsBfU
only 99c! 🗡️
universal link: mybook.to/eJsBfU
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As always, there's no time like the present to disappear into a mysterious fog and become a reason the old forest north of town is considered haunted.
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
As always, there's no time like the present to disappear into a mysterious fog and become a reason the old forest north of town is considered haunted.
*searching synonyms for "bordering"*
Online thesaurus: Edging?
Wrong scene, but thank you
Online thesaurus: Edging?
Wrong scene, but thank you
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
*searching synonyms for "bordering"*
Online thesaurus: Edging?
Wrong scene, but thank you
Online thesaurus: Edging?
Wrong scene, but thank you
Editing tip: if you're having trouble getting villain motivations across without a monologue, try
~Protagonists find clues throughout the book and put things together on their own
~They overhear others discussing pieces of the plan
~Subtext/implication is your best friend
~✨️Some people just suck✨️
~Protagonists find clues throughout the book and put things together on their own
~They overhear others discussing pieces of the plan
~Subtext/implication is your best friend
~✨️Some people just suck✨️
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Editing tip: if you're having trouble getting villain motivations across without a monologue, try
~Protagonists find clues throughout the book and put things together on their own
~They overhear others discussing pieces of the plan
~Subtext/implication is your best friend
~✨️Some people just suck✨️
~Protagonists find clues throughout the book and put things together on their own
~They overhear others discussing pieces of the plan
~Subtext/implication is your best friend
~✨️Some people just suck✨️
This has been a good week for gut-wrenchingly sad music releases, so my writing week is about to go hard
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This has been a good week for gut-wrenchingly sad music releases, so my writing week is about to go hard
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I live in America—more to the point, Im sick in America. The only way I can get the meds I need is w/ Patreon.
Writers get lots of lessons on building craft & honing skills. Readers get VIP access to my books and art. Everyone gets an amazing Discord community. $5/month makes a huge difference!
🔗👇🏼
Writers get lots of lessons on building craft & honing skills. Readers get VIP access to my books and art. Everyone gets an amazing Discord community. $5/month makes a huge difference!
🔗👇🏼
The bad news is my Patreon membership dropped low enough that I had to stop refilling some of my meds.
The good news is that I now know exactly what those meds were doing for me and that they worked quite well.
Not upset at all at those patrons! Life is terrible. Very upset with my body, though!
The good news is that I now know exactly what those meds were doing for me and that they worked quite well.
Not upset at all at those patrons! Life is terrible. Very upset with my body, though!
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I live in America—more to the point, Im sick in America. The only way I can get the meds I need is w/ Patreon.
Writers get lots of lessons on building craft & honing skills. Readers get VIP access to my books and art. Everyone gets an amazing Discord community. $5/month makes a huge difference!
🔗👇🏼
Writers get lots of lessons on building craft & honing skills. Readers get VIP access to my books and art. Everyone gets an amazing Discord community. $5/month makes a huge difference!
🔗👇🏼
Being a close friend to the goblin means you'll eventually get longhand letters with a wax seal, because I need to practice my penmanship and how else am I supposed to play with my wax and calligraphy sets??
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Being a close friend to the goblin means you'll eventually get longhand letters with a wax seal, because I need to practice my penmanship and how else am I supposed to play with my wax and calligraphy sets??
It's always super hard to focus on one WIP during the autumn and winter months, because now I want to write seasonal stuff that I know I won't finish before the season's up
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It's always super hard to focus on one WIP during the autumn and winter months, because now I want to write seasonal stuff that I know I won't finish before the season's up
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I have been reminded it's now technically the holiday season so if y'all are looking for a gift that:
✨ Supports a small creator
✨ Looks cool as heck
✨ Ships cheap
...consider grabbing some art from my shop!
ko-fi.com/juliemarchbo...
✨ Supports a small creator
✨ Looks cool as heck
✨ Ships cheap
...consider grabbing some art from my shop!
ko-fi.com/juliemarchbo...
Visit Julie March's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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November 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I have been reminded it's now technically the holiday season so if y'all are looking for a gift that:
✨ Supports a small creator
✨ Looks cool as heck
✨ Ships cheap
...consider grabbing some art from my shop!
ko-fi.com/juliemarchbo...
✨ Supports a small creator
✨ Looks cool as heck
✨ Ships cheap
...consider grabbing some art from my shop!
ko-fi.com/juliemarchbo...