🥀 Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄
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Been a bleh week, so I'm finishing it out by spending all day listening to D&D podcasts and bartering with familiars for witchy ingredients in Reka 🌾
September 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Been a bleh week, so I'm finishing it out by spending all day listening to D&D podcasts and bartering with familiars for witchy ingredients in Reka 🌾
Book marketing tips: be vulnerable and human, share about your life and writing, be personable and accessible to people
Me:
Me:
September 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Book marketing tips: be vulnerable and human, share about your life and writing, be personable and accessible to people
Me:
Me:
Made creamy one skillet chickpeas for lunch. With extra crispy garlic tortilla because a goblin can only watch so many things at a time 🧐
September 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Made creamy one skillet chickpeas for lunch. With extra crispy garlic tortilla because a goblin can only watch so many things at a time 🧐
Revamped one of my writer playlists to set it apart from my other villain lists. Instead of general "badass vibes," this dark fantasy playlist now includes emotional arc music for:
👑 Evil Queen
💀 Villain Origin Story
🔥 Revenge Arc
🗡 Death God(dess) vibes
🔗 below and all writer playlists in bio
👑 Evil Queen
💀 Villain Origin Story
🔥 Revenge Arc
🗡 Death God(dess) vibes
🔗 below and all writer playlists in bio
August 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Revamped one of my writer playlists to set it apart from my other villain lists. Instead of general "badass vibes," this dark fantasy playlist now includes emotional arc music for:
👑 Evil Queen
💀 Villain Origin Story
🔥 Revenge Arc
🗡 Death God(dess) vibes
🔗 below and all writer playlists in bio
👑 Evil Queen
💀 Villain Origin Story
🔥 Revenge Arc
🗡 Death God(dess) vibes
🔗 below and all writer playlists in bio
Verryyyy tentative announcement of my upcoming streaming channel
If you've been following along, I was supposed to kick off months ago and well.. this year happened 🫠
Been making everything super cute & professional in the meantime, so feel free to give me a follow while I work out a schedule 🫶🏻 ⤵️
If you've been following along, I was supposed to kick off months ago and well.. this year happened 🫠
Been making everything super cute & professional in the meantime, so feel free to give me a follow while I work out a schedule 🫶🏻 ⤵️
August 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Verryyyy tentative announcement of my upcoming streaming channel
If you've been following along, I was supposed to kick off months ago and well.. this year happened 🫠
Been making everything super cute & professional in the meantime, so feel free to give me a follow while I work out a schedule 🫶🏻 ⤵️
If you've been following along, I was supposed to kick off months ago and well.. this year happened 🫠
Been making everything super cute & professional in the meantime, so feel free to give me a follow while I work out a schedule 🫶🏻 ⤵️
D&D Update:
My goblin-fairy warlock has a flea, his name is Jeffery, I got him off a yak, and he sits in a vial where I feed him pastry crumbs
He will one day be a sacrifice
My goblin-fairy warlock has a flea, his name is Jeffery, I got him off a yak, and he sits in a vial where I feed him pastry crumbs
He will one day be a sacrifice
July 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
D&D Update:
My goblin-fairy warlock has a flea, his name is Jeffery, I got him off a yak, and he sits in a vial where I feed him pastry crumbs
He will one day be a sacrifice
My goblin-fairy warlock has a flea, his name is Jeffery, I got him off a yak, and he sits in a vial where I feed him pastry crumbs
He will one day be a sacrifice
What video game ignited your passion for gaming? (GIF only)
Couldn't find a gif, so the PS1 case will have to do 😂
Couldn't find a gif, so the PS1 case will have to do 😂
July 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What video game ignited your passion for gaming? (GIF only)
Couldn't find a gif, so the PS1 case will have to do 😂
Couldn't find a gif, so the PS1 case will have to do 😂
Apparently I've awakened to another "lie in bed feeling sick" day, which is quite annoying since I've already done that several times this month
At least Aedan is on board with a sleepy day; he hopped into bed for cuddles as soon as I woke up
Morn 😒☕️
At least Aedan is on board with a sleepy day; he hopped into bed for cuddles as soon as I woke up
Morn 😒☕️
July 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Apparently I've awakened to another "lie in bed feeling sick" day, which is quite annoying since I've already done that several times this month
At least Aedan is on board with a sleepy day; he hopped into bed for cuddles as soon as I woke up
Morn 😒☕️
At least Aedan is on board with a sleepy day; he hopped into bed for cuddles as soon as I woke up
Morn 😒☕️
I love ramen because I can throw all the leftover veggies from the week in a garlic peanut butter broth, and it all has the same flavor when you're done 😌
May 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I love ramen because I can throw all the leftover veggies from the week in a garlic peanut butter broth, and it all has the same flavor when you're done 😌
Decided to go with a slightly fancy dinner because it's been forever since I had southern comfort food
Stovetop white cheddar garlic & herb grits with garlic parmesan-seasoned sautéed spinach and egg
Stovetop white cheddar garlic & herb grits with garlic parmesan-seasoned sautéed spinach and egg
May 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Decided to go with a slightly fancy dinner because it's been forever since I had southern comfort food
Stovetop white cheddar garlic & herb grits with garlic parmesan-seasoned sautéed spinach and egg
Stovetop white cheddar garlic & herb grits with garlic parmesan-seasoned sautéed spinach and egg
What a lovely off day to start out with a "fuck you" to my least favorite enemy 😌
She had to look directly into the camera for this one 💀
🎮 Baldur's Gate 3
She had to look directly into the camera for this one 💀
🎮 Baldur's Gate 3
May 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
What a lovely off day to start out with a "fuck you" to my least favorite enemy 😌
She had to look directly into the camera for this one 💀
🎮 Baldur's Gate 3
She had to look directly into the camera for this one 💀
🎮 Baldur's Gate 3
G'morn ☕️
I greet thee from my goblin abode where I've prepared coffee, a savory breakfast bowl, & strawberry flavored water with electrolytes (verreh important)
About to do some editing work by the sunny (hiss) window while the birds chirp and Sleep Token plays 🎶
I greet thee from my goblin abode where I've prepared coffee, a savory breakfast bowl, & strawberry flavored water with electrolytes (verreh important)
About to do some editing work by the sunny (hiss) window while the birds chirp and Sleep Token plays 🎶
May 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
G'morn ☕️
I greet thee from my goblin abode where I've prepared coffee, a savory breakfast bowl, & strawberry flavored water with electrolytes (verreh important)
About to do some editing work by the sunny (hiss) window while the birds chirp and Sleep Token plays 🎶
I greet thee from my goblin abode where I've prepared coffee, a savory breakfast bowl, & strawberry flavored water with electrolytes (verreh important)
About to do some editing work by the sunny (hiss) window while the birds chirp and Sleep Token plays 🎶
*grabby hands at screen*
April 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
*grabby hands at screen*
Aedan has a new little buddy. Pixie follows him everywhere and he takes his job of watching her very seriously
April 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Aedan has a new little buddy. Pixie follows him everywhere and he takes his job of watching her very seriously
I will write an entire story about 1400s Dutch locksmithing... ONE DAY
April 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I will write an entire story about 1400s Dutch locksmithing... ONE DAY
I rarely cook for myself, but when I do, I make it as lazily fancy as possible
Homemade ramen in garlic chicken PB sauce with broccoli, a little cheese, and soy sauce egg
Homemade ramen in garlic chicken PB sauce with broccoli, a little cheese, and soy sauce egg
April 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I rarely cook for myself, but when I do, I make it as lazily fancy as possible
Homemade ramen in garlic chicken PB sauce with broccoli, a little cheese, and soy sauce egg
Homemade ramen in garlic chicken PB sauce with broccoli, a little cheese, and soy sauce egg
Quote post with the energy you bring to bsky ✨️
March 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Quote post with the energy you bring to bsky ✨️
Well, we finally named our little miss chaos. Meet Pixie 🦋
March 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Well, we finally named our little miss chaos. Meet Pixie 🦋
New member of the family 🐈
Haven't named her yet, but looks like her sassy self will fit right in
Haven't named her yet, but looks like her sassy self will fit right in
March 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
New member of the family 🐈
Haven't named her yet, but looks like her sassy self will fit right in
Haven't named her yet, but looks like her sassy self will fit right in
If you see this, post your favorite video game character.
Well, one of my faves. These games had no business going so hard 🤌🏻
Well, one of my faves. These games had no business going so hard 🤌🏻
March 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If you see this, post your favorite video game character.
Well, one of my faves. These games had no business going so hard 🤌🏻
Well, one of my faves. These games had no business going so hard 🤌🏻
Ordered a fantasy book today and the email receipt feels so judgy 😂 it's not even that kind of book, chill 😩
February 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ordered a fantasy book today and the email receipt feels so judgy 😂 it's not even that kind of book, chill 😩
I am become house farmer 👩🏻🌾
Growing my own garlic as a deterrent to vampires who try to take over my goblin lair 😠
Growing my own garlic as a deterrent to vampires who try to take over my goblin lair 😠
February 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I am become house farmer 👩🏻🌾
Growing my own garlic as a deterrent to vampires who try to take over my goblin lair 😠
Growing my own garlic as a deterrent to vampires who try to take over my goblin lair 😠
Chai hot cocoa for breakfast cuz I'm a fancy, freezy bish 😎
☕️ 1-2c unsweetened vanilla almond milk
~ Dark choc chips to taste
~ 1tsp caramel sauce
~ 0.5tsp maple syrup
~ 1tsp vanilla flavoring
~ 1tsp macadamia nut coffee syrup
~ 3 bags vanilla chai tea
Simmer in saucepan & whisk til smooth, ~5min
☕️ 1-2c unsweetened vanilla almond milk
~ Dark choc chips to taste
~ 1tsp caramel sauce
~ 0.5tsp maple syrup
~ 1tsp vanilla flavoring
~ 1tsp macadamia nut coffee syrup
~ 3 bags vanilla chai tea
Simmer in saucepan & whisk til smooth, ~5min
December 16, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Chai hot cocoa for breakfast cuz I'm a fancy, freezy bish 😎
☕️ 1-2c unsweetened vanilla almond milk
~ Dark choc chips to taste
~ 1tsp caramel sauce
~ 0.5tsp maple syrup
~ 1tsp vanilla flavoring
~ 1tsp macadamia nut coffee syrup
~ 3 bags vanilla chai tea
Simmer in saucepan & whisk til smooth, ~5min
☕️ 1-2c unsweetened vanilla almond milk
~ Dark choc chips to taste
~ 1tsp caramel sauce
~ 0.5tsp maple syrup
~ 1tsp vanilla flavoring
~ 1tsp macadamia nut coffee syrup
~ 3 bags vanilla chai tea
Simmer in saucepan & whisk til smooth, ~5min
Share a villain that you love
...apparently I like when they're either classy af or weird af, and they all like making bargains 💀
My fae WIP is starting to make more sense 🧐
...apparently I like when they're either classy af or weird af, and they all like making bargains 💀
My fae WIP is starting to make more sense 🧐
December 10, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Share a villain that you love
...apparently I like when they're either classy af or weird af, and they all like making bargains 💀
My fae WIP is starting to make more sense 🧐
...apparently I like when they're either classy af or weird af, and they all like making bargains 💀
My fae WIP is starting to make more sense 🧐
I'm not saying Spotify's wrong, just that that's an interesting way to put it
December 5, 2024 at 2:43 AM
I'm not saying Spotify's wrong, just that that's an interesting way to put it