jordan
@jordangerous.bsky.social
I swear these emails are trolling.
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I swear these emails are trolling.
I would rather deep clean a Waffle House toilet with nothing but my toothbrush.
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I would rather deep clean a Waffle House toilet with nothing but my toothbrush.
Kid wanted to use his allowance on vinyl and I love to support local businesses. Win-win.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Kid wanted to use his allowance on vinyl and I love to support local businesses. Win-win.
Educating the youth
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Educating the youth
ISO
(never been so glad you can’t send photos on bsky)
(never been so glad you can’t send photos on bsky)
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
ISO
(never been so glad you can’t send photos on bsky)
(never been so glad you can’t send photos on bsky)
Make some soup, read a good book, not speak to a single soul.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Make some soup, read a good book, not speak to a single soul.
I just found this photo from 2008/2009? I don’t know why I’m on a picnic table, but this looks like an ad I placed in a website for foreign women seeing American husbands.
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I just found this photo from 2008/2009? I don’t know why I’m on a picnic table, but this looks like an ad I placed in a website for foreign women seeing American husbands.
Eh. Pretty standard, tbh. No fun surprises like a secret weenie.
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Eh. Pretty standard, tbh. No fun surprises like a secret weenie.
I don’t have everything I wanted, but i am surprised by how some of the things I wanted actually ended up going once I got them. Solidarity 🖤
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I don’t have everything I wanted, but i am surprised by how some of the things I wanted actually ended up going once I got them. Solidarity 🖤
If you're feeling sad, may I suggest making yourself a burrito with approximately the same heft as a swaddled newborn baby?
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If you're feeling sad, may I suggest making yourself a burrito with approximately the same heft as a swaddled newborn baby?
I have a meeting this morning I have to look like a human being for. Here is proof (yes that’s my unmade bed, shut up)
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I have a meeting this morning I have to look like a human being for. Here is proof (yes that’s my unmade bed, shut up)
Tuesday morning vibe is the homies from Detroit.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Tuesday morning vibe is the homies from Detroit.
When you’re waiting for your middle school son.
October 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When you’re waiting for your middle school son.
See? Smiling my face look weird. Gives me the heebie jeebies.
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
See? Smiling my face look weird. Gives me the heebie jeebies.
Fall foliage update. Got to be near peak now. Maybe another week or so.
October 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Fall foliage update. Got to be near peak now. Maybe another week or so.
Me cooking up a spell for your bum ass ex that makes them have anal leakage for all eternity.
October 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Me cooking up a spell for your bum ass ex that makes them have anal leakage for all eternity.
Take a drive with me. Fall is starting 😍
October 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Take a drive with me. Fall is starting 😍
You can never go wrong with Ruby Woo
October 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You can never go wrong with Ruby Woo
My culture is not a costume.
October 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My culture is not a costume.
You have an obligation to bite me.
October 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You have an obligation to bite me.
The sound of leaves skittering on the ground is the best. Although it’s 85°, which is weird for October and pissing me off.
October 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The sound of leaves skittering on the ground is the best. Although it’s 85°, which is weird for October and pissing me off.
My fridge is dead, it would seem. It made a crazy noise a few weeks ago and completely stopped working, like room temp. I unplugged it and thawed it, cleaned the coils, etc. plugged it back in and it was ALMOST cold enough, like 41° and now it’s creeping back up. I don’t know what to do.
October 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My fridge is dead, it would seem. It made a crazy noise a few weeks ago and completely stopped working, like room temp. I unplugged it and thawed it, cleaned the coils, etc. plugged it back in and it was ALMOST cold enough, like 41° and now it’s creeping back up. I don’t know what to do.