Stop eating your kids’ candy. You’re an adult: buy your own from a sad vending machine as is your birthright.
Stop eating your kids’ candy. You’re an adult: buy your own from a sad vending machine as is your birthright.
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so