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Josiah
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rhetoric games and sports
Only the 2nd time since 2011 that the FCS title game won’t feature a Dakota
December 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Bedlam curse will enact it’s destructive powers even if OSU is not involved
Tennessee should have known better than to wear their Oklahoma State uniforms when playing OU
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Tennessee should have known better than to wear their Oklahoma State uniforms when playing OU
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Can’t even find a way to lose
Miss State is gonna lose to Arkansas somehow. I don’t know how we’ll do it, but we will find a way
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Miss State is gonna lose to Arkansas somehow. I don’t know how we’ll do it, but we will find a way
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s Halloween season which means we gotta say this again:

Stop eating your kids’ candy. You’re an adult: buy your own from a sad vending machine as is your birthright.
October 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Playing in 2 fantasy football leagues this year so I can feel sad twice as often
October 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Me kicking in CFB26
This is the worst snap hook I think I've ever seen from a kicker. I've hit worse off the tee though
September 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Every team is very good. Every team is also very bad.
September 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This Florida State offense is so fun
September 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Utah/Texas Tech with big Game of the Century vibes right now
September 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Trent Reznor is a genius
September 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Old enough that being able to sit down at a concert is a superior experience
September 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
At the NIN show and this is the nicest group of very sad people you’ll ever meet
September 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I feel that Dr. Pepper commercial. If Jerry Jones tried to talk to me, I would also leave as fast I could
September 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The Pokes got points. Don’t worry about how many Oregon has
September 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Perfect score
September 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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things you can say about both Pitt football and American politics
Left side good, right side bad
September 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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DUCK DOWN, PUDDLES HAS LOST HIS HEAD (h/t @kwade.bsky.social)
August 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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ten hours into the season and I'm already Hawaii-pilled
August 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Ireland should adopt college football. They understand pain and misery on the unique level required to cheer for a team like Mississippi State or Rutgers
August 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A shame we can’t call this the Potato Bowl
August 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so
July 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM