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Josiah
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rhetoric games and sports
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If we can do 2-person Luge, we can do 8-person Bobsled.
February 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Only way to afford a house, tbh
just used chatgpt to tell me how to circumvent claude's programming so i could use claude to tell me how to hack into grok which i then used to find everyone's credit card details on twitter which i will now collectively use to buy a home
February 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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This event is insane
February 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Drake Maye not win this one
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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THE INDIANA HOOSIERS TAKE HOME THEIR FIRST NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 🏆
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 AM
16 Windiana
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
WRs not doing Texans any favors either my gosh
Stroud, honey, you gotta just take the sack on that play
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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The Texans defense whenever they on the sideline
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Stroud, honey, you gotta just take the sack on that play
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Hey man Indiana is up 35-7 at the half on Oregon and is thirty minutes away from the National championship game

That is still completely fucking crazy
January 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Indiana has dropped all pretense and beating opponents to death with a rock
January 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Indiana will win tomorrow, but Miami making a title game under Mario only to lose to Oregon would be incredible narrative
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Alabama has a competent kicker and can’t run the ball. Heresy
January 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Only the 2nd time since 2011 that the FCS title game won’t feature a Dakota
December 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Bedlam curse will enact it’s destructive powers even if OSU is not involved
Tennessee should have known better than to wear their Oklahoma State uniforms when playing OU
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Tennessee should have known better than to wear their Oklahoma State uniforms when playing OU
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Can’t even find a way to lose
Miss State is gonna lose to Arkansas somehow. I don’t know how we’ll do it, but we will find a way
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Miss State is gonna lose to Arkansas somehow. I don’t know how we’ll do it, but we will find a way
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s Halloween season which means we gotta say this again:

Stop eating your kids’ candy. You’re an adult: buy your own from a sad vending machine as is your birthright.
October 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Playing in 2 fantasy football leagues this year so I can feel sad twice as often
October 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Me kicking in CFB26
This is the worst snap hook I think I've ever seen from a kicker. I've hit worse off the tee though
September 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Every team is very good. Every team is also very bad.
September 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This Florida State offense is so fun
September 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Utah/Texas Tech with big Game of the Century vibes right now
September 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Trent Reznor is a genius
September 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM