R. Joseph Thornton
@joooe.bsky.social
🔻music pluralist🔻are you a bad enough dude to love yourself?🔻views expressed are personal opinions & do not represent any organization
watching Digimon: The Movie in 2000:
no way is the Transcendent Sword gonna transcend this much
*it does*
me:
no way is the Transcendent Sword gonna transcend this much
*it does*
me:
July 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
watching Digimon: The Movie in 2000:
no way is the Transcendent Sword gonna transcend this much
*it does*
me:
no way is the Transcendent Sword gonna transcend this much
*it does*
me:
i think i might accept the whole AI thing if it could correctly transcribe all of A Sunny Day In Glasgow's lyrics but we're probably 50 - 100 years out from that at best
July 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i think i might accept the whole AI thing if it could correctly transcribe all of A Sunny Day In Glasgow's lyrics but we're probably 50 - 100 years out from that at best
⚠ multiple honeybees in the crib!
May 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
⚠ multiple honeybees in the crib!
*sees a promotion on instagram for a show that i am interested in*
*looks at date*
*it's today*
*it already happened*
someone in Palo Alto gets $250k/yr to design a product which promotes shows in the past. i guess we just don't have the technology to solve this yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*looks at date*
*it's today*
*it already happened*
someone in Palo Alto gets $250k/yr to design a product which promotes shows in the past. i guess we just don't have the technology to solve this yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
*sees a promotion on instagram for a show that i am interested in*
*looks at date*
*it's today*
*it already happened*
someone in Palo Alto gets $250k/yr to design a product which promotes shows in the past. i guess we just don't have the technology to solve this yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*looks at date*
*it's today*
*it already happened*
someone in Palo Alto gets $250k/yr to design a product which promotes shows in the past. i guess we just don't have the technology to solve this yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"interestingly enough - "
*says something totally uninteresting*
*says something totally uninteresting*
May 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"interestingly enough - "
*says something totally uninteresting*
*says something totally uninteresting*
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This is what courage looks like. Kudos to the team at 60 Minutes.
April 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is what courage looks like. Kudos to the team at 60 Minutes.
insults peaked in 3rd grade
April 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
insults peaked in 3rd grade
my nascent comedic genius laid bare
April 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
my nascent comedic genius laid bare
why does every dude named Derek look like this
April 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
why does every dude named Derek look like this
only real JNCO teens will feel this realness
March 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
only real JNCO teens will feel this realness
genuinely don't understand why we keep calling post office workers male men. you don't have to say that they're male, it's implied..
March 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
genuinely don't understand why we keep calling post office workers male men. you don't have to say that they're male, it's implied..
pussies to pussies, dust to dust
February 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
pussies to pussies, dust to dust
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you're telling me that substack isn't a sex thing?
February 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
you're telling me that substack isn't a sex thing?
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5 years of Netflix US profit: $15.1 Billion
5 years of Netflix exec pay: $652M
5 years of taxes paid by Netflix: $236M
In a 5-year span after Trump's tax cuts, Netflix paid top execs 3x what it paid in federal income tax.
Yesterday, Netflix announced it was raising prices again.
5 years of Netflix exec pay: $652M
5 years of taxes paid by Netflix: $236M
In a 5-year span after Trump's tax cuts, Netflix paid top execs 3x what it paid in federal income tax.
Yesterday, Netflix announced it was raising prices again.
January 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
5 years of Netflix US profit: $15.1 Billion
5 years of Netflix exec pay: $652M
5 years of taxes paid by Netflix: $236M
In a 5-year span after Trump's tax cuts, Netflix paid top execs 3x what it paid in federal income tax.
Yesterday, Netflix announced it was raising prices again.
5 years of Netflix exec pay: $652M
5 years of taxes paid by Netflix: $236M
In a 5-year span after Trump's tax cuts, Netflix paid top execs 3x what it paid in federal income tax.
Yesterday, Netflix announced it was raising prices again.
fuck this i'm getting ski bibs
January 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
fuck this i'm getting ski bibs
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Formerly incarcerated people are now a protected class in Kansas City.
Kansas City Council passed an ordinance today outlawing discrimination against people with criminal backgrounds in employment, housing, and business.
Kansas City Council passed an ordinance today outlawing discrimination against people with criminal backgrounds in employment, housing, and business.
Kansas City makes it illegal to discriminate against people for having criminal records
Kansas City Council passed an ordinance adding formerly incarcerated people to the city's list of protected classes. The move means that people can't be denied employment, housing, or business for hav...
www.kcur.org
January 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Formerly incarcerated people are now a protected class in Kansas City.
Kansas City Council passed an ordinance today outlawing discrimination against people with criminal backgrounds in employment, housing, and business.
Kansas City Council passed an ordinance today outlawing discrimination against people with criminal backgrounds in employment, housing, and business.
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online is so funny man. you’ll just be enjoying your day or whatever and then see someone is still mad at you for not being deferential enough to chase bank in a post in 2021
January 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
online is so funny man. you’ll just be enjoying your day or whatever and then see someone is still mad at you for not being deferential enough to chase bank in a post in 2021
don't judge me until you've pissed a mile in my pants
January 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
don't judge me until you've pissed a mile in my pants
