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joobie.bsky.social
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@joobie.bsky.social
Paul Giamatti lookalike
Lotta dice rolling in this game
May 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The virgin Severance lover vs the chad "The Pitt" enjoyer
March 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
this guy hates reading about belly buttons
March 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
One time he let his wife drive his Tesla to work, and someone dinged it the tiniest bit with their car door. He was PISSED. I guess Teslas are always recording, so he pulled up the footage and was trying to get his wife to confront the person so they’d pay for the (very minor) damage.
March 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
He also talked about Rick and Morty all the time and tried to get me to watch it. He would update me on all the epic Tesla features Elon was putting into the cars. “Dude, Elon Musk said they’re going to make the horn play snake jazz.” He thought fart mode was the funniest feature ever, too.
March 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Yeah. He claimed that he wasn’t named after Elon Musk, but rather that he liked the name and it paid homage to his Italian heritage (Elon is a Hebrew name, but sure!). I was like, sure man, your son is definitely not named after the guy you talk about EVERY DAY.
March 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It’s a race to the bottom for who can be the first to quote 1984.
February 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Oh does this dystopian thing remind you of BioShock? Keep it to yourself.
February 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM