We got gta 5 before gta 6
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We got gta 5 before gta 6
The daily discourse on here doesn’t come close to twitter’s discourse. I miss the days of the Bean Dad, Cliff Wife, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp Guy.
October 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The daily discourse on here doesn’t come close to twitter’s discourse. I miss the days of the Bean Dad, Cliff Wife, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp Guy.
A team of competitive eaters from Dallas named The Dallas Chowboys
June 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
A team of competitive eaters from Dallas named The Dallas Chowboys
Water from the fridge water dispenser is the fridge’s pee. And the ice is its poop. You’re drinking the fridge’s pee and poop. No thanks.
June 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Water from the fridge water dispenser is the fridge’s pee. And the ice is its poop. You’re drinking the fridge’s pee and poop. No thanks.
Lotta dice rolling in this game
May 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Lotta dice rolling in this game
Just started Baldur’s Gate 3. Noticed there are more penis options than vulva options in the character creator. And the vulva options really just change the amount of pubes you have. The penises are physics-enabled though so I had fun swinging them back and forth. 10/10.
May 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Just started Baldur’s Gate 3. Noticed there are more penis options than vulva options in the character creator. And the vulva options really just change the amount of pubes you have. The penises are physics-enabled though so I had fun swinging them back and forth. 10/10.
I’m gonna beat your ass.
Now remove the b.
Now remove the b.
May 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’m gonna beat your ass.
Now remove the b.
Now remove the b.
The Last Baron is a good song but Hearts Alive is better. Don’t @ me.
April 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Last Baron is a good song but Hearts Alive is better. Don’t @ me.
The virgin Severance lover vs the chad "The Pitt" enjoyer
March 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The virgin Severance lover vs the chad "The Pitt" enjoyer
this guy hates reading about belly buttons
March 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
this guy hates reading about belly buttons
One time he let his wife drive his Tesla to work, and someone dinged it the tiniest bit with their car door. He was PISSED. I guess Teslas are always recording, so he pulled up the footage and was trying to get his wife to confront the person so they’d pay for the (very minor) damage.
March 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One time he let his wife drive his Tesla to work, and someone dinged it the tiniest bit with their car door. He was PISSED. I guess Teslas are always recording, so he pulled up the footage and was trying to get his wife to confront the person so they’d pay for the (very minor) damage.
He also talked about Rick and Morty all the time and tried to get me to watch it. He would update me on all the epic Tesla features Elon was putting into the cars. “Dude, Elon Musk said they’re going to make the horn play snake jazz.” He thought fart mode was the funniest feature ever, too.
March 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
He also talked about Rick and Morty all the time and tried to get me to watch it. He would update me on all the epic Tesla features Elon was putting into the cars. “Dude, Elon Musk said they’re going to make the horn play snake jazz.” He thought fart mode was the funniest feature ever, too.
Yeah. He claimed that he wasn’t named after Elon Musk, but rather that he liked the name and it paid homage to his Italian heritage (Elon is a Hebrew name, but sure!). I was like, sure man, your son is definitely not named after the guy you talk about EVERY DAY.
March 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Yeah. He claimed that he wasn’t named after Elon Musk, but rather that he liked the name and it paid homage to his Italian heritage (Elon is a Hebrew name, but sure!). I was like, sure man, your son is definitely not named after the guy you talk about EVERY DAY.
I used to have a liberal coworker who worshipped Elon Musk. He talked about him EVERY day, watched SpaceX launches on his phone, bought a Tesla, and named his son Elon. I told him for years that Elon Musk had rancid vibes and he wouldn’t hear it. I so badly want to ask him how that’s been going lol
March 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I used to have a liberal coworker who worshipped Elon Musk. He talked about him EVERY day, watched SpaceX launches on his phone, bought a Tesla, and named his son Elon. I told him for years that Elon Musk had rancid vibes and he wouldn’t hear it. I so badly want to ask him how that’s been going lol
You’d have to be a real stupid idiot to have an emotional reaction to a creative writing AI
March 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
You’d have to be a real stupid idiot to have an emotional reaction to a creative writing AI
Hell Toupée, a game where you play as a toupée out for revenge.
March 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Hell Toupée, a game where you play as a toupée out for revenge.
gas leak in my house smells kinda good
March 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
gas leak in my house smells kinda good
It’s a race to the bottom for who can be the first to quote 1984.
February 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It’s a race to the bottom for who can be the first to quote 1984.
Oh does this dystopian thing remind you of BioShock? Keep it to yourself.
February 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Oh does this dystopian thing remind you of BioShock? Keep it to yourself.
I’m convinced that redditors can only contextualize current events through video games. Every thread is filled with these little nerds repeating the same shit over and over. “War. War never changes,” “this game of Civ has gotten crazy,” “end of democracy speed run” etc. Grow up. Fuck you!
February 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m convinced that redditors can only contextualize current events through video games. Every thread is filled with these little nerds repeating the same shit over and over. “War. War never changes,” “this game of Civ has gotten crazy,” “end of democracy speed run” etc. Grow up. Fuck you!
My coworker who doesn’t know how to pronounce the word quesadilla thinks that Lil Wayne should have played the half time show instead of Kendrick
February 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My coworker who doesn’t know how to pronounce the word quesadilla thinks that Lil Wayne should have played the half time show instead of Kendrick
I have no mouth and I must cream
January 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I have no mouth and I must cream
my wife gets so pissed at me when I say stuff like “ahh, I just imagined that I stared into the sun and now I can’t see!” and walk around bumping into stuff
January 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
my wife gets so pissed at me when I say stuff like “ahh, I just imagined that I stared into the sun and now I can’t see!” and walk around bumping into stuff
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You spend years platforming and agreeing with Nazis and the next thing you know people are not charitably interpreting a hand gesture
January 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You spend years platforming and agreeing with Nazis and the next thing you know people are not charitably interpreting a hand gesture