We got gta 5 before gta 6
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We got gta 5 before gta 6
The daily discourse on here doesn’t come close to twitter’s discourse. I miss the days of the Bean Dad, Cliff Wife, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp Guy.
October 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The daily discourse on here doesn’t come close to twitter’s discourse. I miss the days of the Bean Dad, Cliff Wife, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp Guy.
A team of competitive eaters from Dallas named The Dallas Chowboys
June 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
A team of competitive eaters from Dallas named The Dallas Chowboys
Water from the fridge water dispenser is the fridge’s pee. And the ice is its poop. You’re drinking the fridge’s pee and poop. No thanks.
June 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Water from the fridge water dispenser is the fridge’s pee. And the ice is its poop. You’re drinking the fridge’s pee and poop. No thanks.
Just started Baldur’s Gate 3. Noticed there are more penis options than vulva options in the character creator. And the vulva options really just change the amount of pubes you have. The penises are physics-enabled though so I had fun swinging them back and forth. 10/10.
May 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Just started Baldur’s Gate 3. Noticed there are more penis options than vulva options in the character creator. And the vulva options really just change the amount of pubes you have. The penises are physics-enabled though so I had fun swinging them back and forth. 10/10.
I’m gonna beat your ass.
Now remove the b.
Now remove the b.
May 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’m gonna beat your ass.
Now remove the b.
Now remove the b.
The Last Baron is a good song but Hearts Alive is better. Don’t @ me.
April 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Last Baron is a good song but Hearts Alive is better. Don’t @ me.
I used to have a liberal coworker who worshipped Elon Musk. He talked about him EVERY day, watched SpaceX launches on his phone, bought a Tesla, and named his son Elon. I told him for years that Elon Musk had rancid vibes and he wouldn’t hear it. I so badly want to ask him how that’s been going lol
March 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I used to have a liberal coworker who worshipped Elon Musk. He talked about him EVERY day, watched SpaceX launches on his phone, bought a Tesla, and named his son Elon. I told him for years that Elon Musk had rancid vibes and he wouldn’t hear it. I so badly want to ask him how that’s been going lol
You’d have to be a real stupid idiot to have an emotional reaction to a creative writing AI
March 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
You’d have to be a real stupid idiot to have an emotional reaction to a creative writing AI
Hell Toupée, a game where you play as a toupée out for revenge.
March 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Hell Toupée, a game where you play as a toupée out for revenge.
gas leak in my house smells kinda good
March 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
gas leak in my house smells kinda good
I’m convinced that redditors can only contextualize current events through video games. Every thread is filled with these little nerds repeating the same shit over and over. “War. War never changes,” “this game of Civ has gotten crazy,” “end of democracy speed run” etc. Grow up. Fuck you!
February 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m convinced that redditors can only contextualize current events through video games. Every thread is filled with these little nerds repeating the same shit over and over. “War. War never changes,” “this game of Civ has gotten crazy,” “end of democracy speed run” etc. Grow up. Fuck you!
My coworker who doesn’t know how to pronounce the word quesadilla thinks that Lil Wayne should have played the half time show instead of Kendrick
February 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My coworker who doesn’t know how to pronounce the word quesadilla thinks that Lil Wayne should have played the half time show instead of Kendrick
I have no mouth and I must cream
January 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I have no mouth and I must cream
my wife gets so pissed at me when I say stuff like “ahh, I just imagined that I stared into the sun and now I can’t see!” and walk around bumping into stuff
January 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
my wife gets so pissed at me when I say stuff like “ahh, I just imagined that I stared into the sun and now I can’t see!” and walk around bumping into stuff
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You spend years platforming and agreeing with Nazis and the next thing you know people are not charitably interpreting a hand gesture
January 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You spend years platforming and agreeing with Nazis and the next thing you know people are not charitably interpreting a hand gesture
the problem I have on social media is that I don’t have anything interesting to say
January 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
the problem I have on social media is that I don’t have anything interesting to say
I’m in the top .01% of breathers according to my CPAP Wrapped
December 4, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I’m in the top .01% of breathers according to my CPAP Wrapped
can you go blind by thinking about staring into the sun?
November 23, 2024 at 10:23 PM
can you go blind by thinking about staring into the sun?
“Hoisted by my own petard summer” is over. It’s now “my hard nipples were visible in the photo they took of me when I went through U.S. Customs fall”
October 18, 2024 at 4:59 PM
“Hoisted by my own petard summer” is over. It’s now “my hard nipples were visible in the photo they took of me when I went through U.S. Customs fall”
*meeting someone from Bristol* omg I love your stool chart
December 14, 2023 at 3:45 AM
*meeting someone from Bristol* omg I love your stool chart
Love to be hoisted by my own petard
August 24, 2023 at 1:18 PM
Love to be hoisted by my own petard