Jonny Klemchuk
@jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social
Skier. Extreme Dancer. Kung-Fu practitioner. Hot tub enthusiast. Avid spread eagler. Expert pillow fort maker. one man party. minister of stoke @hi5sfoundation
Bagel. Cheese. Egg. Steak.
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Bagel. Cheese. Egg. Steak.
Dafuq is a Melania coin
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Dafuq is a Melania coin
Who rolls up their sleeves to pretend to turn a screw
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Who rolls up their sleeves to pretend to turn a screw
Watch, he’s gonna HALO jump in to the Arby’s parking lot tomorrow because feelings.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Watch, he’s gonna HALO jump in to the Arby’s parking lot tomorrow because feelings.
I’m the first best I-talian speaker in this thread.
a man in a tuxedo stands next to a woman in a black dress and says si er correcto
ALT: a man in a tuxedo stands next to a woman in a black dress and says si er correcto
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’m the first best I-talian speaker in this thread.
Movember isn’t for everyone
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Movember isn’t for everyone
I wish I could relive the glory days of dodgeball. All the popular girls would hide in the back, we figured out that the slightly deflated balls would hit the back wall and then drop straight down. Pure magic
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I wish I could relive the glory days of dodgeball. All the popular girls would hide in the back, we figured out that the slightly deflated balls would hit the back wall and then drop straight down. Pure magic
The only way you fail PE is by not changing/listening/or participating. My guess if her kid acts as entitled as she is.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The only way you fail PE is by not changing/listening/or participating. My guess if her kid acts as entitled as she is.
If I had two dimes and the appropriate qualification, I’d say it’s almost like their mental illness is leaking.
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If I had two dimes and the appropriate qualification, I’d say it’s almost like their mental illness is leaking.
What’s authority anymore?
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What’s authority anymore?
Pennsylvania. Waterworks.
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Pennsylvania. Waterworks.
Hitting the sopressata
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hitting the sopressata
This would be the ultimate “you came in last for our fantasy league” punishment. An embarrassing headline accompanied by their photo and they’ve got to go along with the interview? Perfect.
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This would be the ultimate “you came in last for our fantasy league” punishment. An embarrassing headline accompanied by their photo and they’ve got to go along with the interview? Perfect.
He mayo thrown it but the layers of the story couldn’t cut it.
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
He mayo thrown it but the layers of the story couldn’t cut it.
What even is “high stakes leadership”?
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
What even is “high stakes leadership”?
Thanks for the lecture Whole Foods
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Thanks for the lecture Whole Foods
I didn’t realize milk was exclusive when I said it
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I didn’t realize milk was exclusive when I said it
I think that’s a Tom Clancy book.
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I think that’s a Tom Clancy book.
I’m a fan of getting shelf stable milk because it’s useful in recipes as well as cereals that folks donate. Vegetable oil is a good one as well.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m a fan of getting shelf stable milk because it’s useful in recipes as well as cereals that folks donate. Vegetable oil is a good one as well.
Jokes on them. Teslas can self immolate.
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Jokes on them. Teslas can self immolate.