Jonny Klemchuk
@jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social
Skier. Extreme Dancer. Kung-Fu practitioner. Hot tub enthusiast. Avid spread eagler. Expert pillow fort maker. one man party. minister of stoke @hi5sfoundation
Have reached the point that I root for baseball players because I can remember their dads playing as a kid.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Have reached the point that I root for baseball players because I can remember their dads playing as a kid.
Reposted by Jonny Klemchuk
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If anyone is going hungry because SNAP benefits have been “delayed”, this site lists restaurants that will give a meal if you need one mysnapmap.com
MySnapMap - Businesses offering free meals for SNAP recipients
Interactive map displaying businesses offering free or discounted meals for SNAP recipients.
mysnapmap.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
If anyone is going hungry because SNAP benefits have been “delayed”, this site lists restaurants that will give a meal if you need one mysnapmap.com
Twitter continues to be a cesspool of echoes.
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Twitter continues to be a cesspool of echoes.
“Enjoy every sandwich.”
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“Enjoy every sandwich.”
Tag your consulting buddies.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Tag your consulting buddies.
It took me an hour to drive nine miles this morning. Ask me anything.
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It took me an hour to drive nine miles this morning. Ask me anything.
Wanna kill a British person? Send this to them.
October 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Wanna kill a British person? Send this to them.
Our friend is at an education conference in Chicago. The school went into lockdown because folks were outside. Can we just go back to the way things were?
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Our friend is at an education conference in Chicago. The school went into lockdown because folks were outside. Can we just go back to the way things were?
New Hampshire is really embracing that “or die” part of their motto.
October 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
New Hampshire is really embracing that “or die” part of their motto.
There’s a guy walking a giant rabbit on a leash with a stroller with another bunny in it
October 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There’s a guy walking a giant rabbit on a leash with a stroller with another bunny in it
@haillemmy.bsky.social this absolutely slaps
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
@haillemmy.bsky.social this absolutely slaps
Folks celebrating July 4th but complaining about October 18th without realizing that the Fourth is the OG No Kings day.
two spidermans are standing next to each other in front of a van and saying `` we are the same '' .
ALT: two spidermans are standing next to each other in front of a van and saying `` we are the same '' .
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Folks celebrating July 4th but complaining about October 18th without realizing that the Fourth is the OG No Kings day.
“Fox News turned our parents generation into what they thought video games would turn us into.”
October 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
“Fox News turned our parents generation into what they thought video games would turn us into.”
“Siri, give me the Cliff Notes version of Christopher Columbus.”
October 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
“Siri, give me the Cliff Notes version of Christopher Columbus.”
Harrison Butker kicked the ball so far left that it missed the safety netting. If he keeps kicking like this, he’s gonna find himself without a job.
October 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Harrison Butker kicked the ball so far left that it missed the safety netting. If he keeps kicking like this, he’s gonna find himself without a job.
Not to brag but Jane Goodall did not say that she’d launch me into space.
October 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Not to brag but Jane Goodall did not say that she’d launch me into space.
If the government is shut down, does that mean ICE is no longer deporting people?
October 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
If the government is shut down, does that mean ICE is no longer deporting people?
They used to have adult strollers. THEY USED TO HAVE ADULT STROLLERS
September 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
They used to have adult strollers. THEY USED TO HAVE ADULT STROLLERS
Bots are now tagging people’s posts on Threads with “this person is a suspected member of a terrorist group known as Antifa. Please report any comments they make.”
a man in a leather jacket is looking up with the words cool cool cool above him
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is looking up with the words cool cool cool above him
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Bots are now tagging people’s posts on Threads with “this person is a suspected member of a terrorist group known as Antifa. Please report any comments they make.”
If autism has existed since the beginning of time, and paracetamol has existed since the 1850s- does this mean that the ancients made it first and the knowledge was lost until modern times?
Think about it sheeple.
Think about it sheeple.
September 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If autism has existed since the beginning of time, and paracetamol has existed since the 1850s- does this mean that the ancients made it first and the knowledge was lost until modern times?
Think about it sheeple.
Think about it sheeple.
I’m sorry- but wearing a tuxedo with a belt?!
September 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’m sorry- but wearing a tuxedo with a belt?!
Had a dream that Palantir’s AI escaped and couldn’t be tracked down if you want to know how I’m doing.
September 16, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Had a dream that Palantir’s AI escaped and couldn’t be tracked down if you want to know how I’m doing.
If you scream about gun violence because it affects your side but don’t condemn it when it happens to the other side, you may be the problem.
September 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If you scream about gun violence because it affects your side but don’t condemn it when it happens to the other side, you may be the problem.