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Jonny Klemchuk
@jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social
Skier. Extreme Dancer. Kung-Fu practitioner. Hot tub enthusiast. Avid spread eagler. Expert pillow fort maker. one man party. minister of stoke @hi5sfoundation
“Mah, I told you not to bother me while I’m showering!”
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Tag your consulting buddies.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Wanna kill a British person? Send this to them.
October 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
@haillemmy.bsky.social this absolutely slaps
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Big this guy vibes.
October 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“Siri, give me the Cliff Notes version of Christopher Columbus.”
October 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Was his favorite blonde lady there too?
October 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Harrison Butker kicked the ball so far left that it missed the safety netting. If he keeps kicking like this, he’s gonna find himself without a job.
October 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Obama had four physicals at Walter Reed from 2009-2017.
October 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
They used to have adult strollers. THEY USED TO HAVE ADULT STROLLERS
September 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Example:
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
September 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I’d like to buy this guy a beer.
September 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I really hope that this is a bot and this person isn’t really this stupid.
August 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This is a great post.
August 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Hol up. So the document that they say is the reason for the investigation into Obama/Clinton was already used by Bill Burr and was deemed “yeah, Russia probably did something” and Ka$h wrote a children’s book about it and it being real? Coooool.
August 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Harris Teeter or Wegmans
August 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I will drink a beer if you can tell me who penned this tweet. @battledrill16.bsky.social is not allowed to answer.
August 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
July 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I found it. The dumbest person on the internet today! (so far)
July 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
July 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
July 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I bet they’re both wondering what they’re doing upstairs.
July 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Everyone take off your shoes and take a lap around the bar
July 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
July 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM