JonnyExists
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JonnyExists
@jonnyexists.bsky.social
I have been known to breathe in (and occasionally out again), without thinking about spaceships.
His ego is too big for that. As with Cummings, the man believes he is correct and everyone else is wrong.
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It also really stops the newspapers from pretending it's enormous sums of money. If your average Telegraph reader also gets the same benefit, it becomes impossible to pretend that poor people are off buying Bentleys with your tax money.
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Absolutely do, yeah! One of my friends' jackets is mostly 90s britpop and and Dungeons & Dragons stuff. Anyone who tells you you're doing it wrong is a gatekeepy cunt.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A gentleman of excellent taste!
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Worse than that, they're going to conclude that he was autistic and make up some version of gentically transgender that they've previously claimed doesn't exist.
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Do they still... do they still have the...
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hah, my guys I am so much more of a power and folk metal fan than doom 🤣 Thanks for the offer though, will send your links to my doom metal buddies.
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Cheers! Needed something for festivals that was a bit more summery and with more pockets than my usual Manchester-weather jackets, so I knocked that one together ready for Masters of Rock in the Czech Republic in ~2022 or so. The photo's from 2023 but I've been gradually upgrading it since.
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Should probably plug the girlfriend's shop, since she made the shoulder pauldrons;

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November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I was at a metal clubnight in Manchester wearing this jacket. The Irish guy queuing at the bar next to me loudly says to the barmaid "Nah, Judge Dredd here was ahead of me"
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Certainly, and Streeting will supercharge that.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The man jingles with the sound of private healthcare donations
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Spitting Image style, where only the eyebrows move
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Not sure tbh - I'd be astonished if most education throughout basically all of human history didn't begin with a solid foundation in theology and philosophy before anything else, because they were around long, long, long before the concept of hard sciences.
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Does he think the Odyssey and the Iliad are the same book?
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
You could literally do Bond's entire career from Royal Navy to retirement, as a coherent continuity, for the first time ever on screen. Why chuck that away because you're desperate to tie into an impossible continuity?

All people want is to see a suave dude do cool stuff with implausible gadgets.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Sack the whole thing off and finally do Crime Traveller s2 instead
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Genital-obsessed nutter. Blocked.
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
They don't blame foreigners and muslims for all of society's problems, and they think climate change is real.
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Actually, I take ot back, do a show where James Bond is a ghost-spy.

I'd watch the fuck out of that.
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
(Thinking about it, they didn't even bother clarifying that Victorian Basil Rathbone-Holmes was the same bloke as WW2 Basil Rathbone-Holmes.)
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Nobody making new Sherlock Holmes shows bothers trying to explain that Benedict Cumberbatch is the same bloke as Basil Rathbone, because it simply doesn't matter, that's not what the audience is tuning in for.
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM