I was at a metal clubnight in Manchester wearing this jacket. The Irish guy queuing at the bar next to me loudly says to the barmaid "Nah, Judge Dredd here was ahead of me"

Truly an incredibly insane take. Every single piece of information you have is screaming at you that you're getting this dramatically, suicidally wrong, but it's fingers firmly in the ears time.

At what point does reality begin to dawn that this is not working?

Does... does Allister Heath look like the Mekon on purpose now as a bit? Or does he honestly not know?

Because it's from the playbook all of our main parties are now following;

"Which one haven't we done yet? Shall we try pledging to bring back capital punishment then?"

Pretty sure he was in Buffy

They've all read these books (or at least had AI read a summary to them, which they think is the same), and fundamentally misunderstood the lot.

We need to resurrect the word "STEMlord"; these people who understand how the science works but have zero understanding or curiosity about how people do.

Ok, so the first chopstick is behind a veil of ignorance with no knowledge of its position in the society it is designing. Now what?

In a move widely expected to revive America's flagging Plague Doctor industry

There is no other plan here. It will destroy them.

Blobbymandias, King of Kings

Didn't know there was a new season of this #StarWars show.

Seems to have taken an unexpected turn.

Managed to pick these up in a charity shop a few years ago and never read them... perhaps I should.

That is their entire plan. It's all they have.

What are you talking about? McSweeney's plan is going along perfectly.

I enjoy that this pub photo of a WW2 bomb shelter appears to contain noted phonebox-themed time travel illuminaries Matt Smith and Alex Winter.

*cough*

Is it just me, or should faux-Victoriana ideally not have a branch of McDonalds on it?