Jone Greaves
@jonegreaves.bsky.social
Consumerist Conspiracy
Esoteric Propaganda
Corporate Cryptids
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Corporate Cryptids
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Dad went and got a Christmas tree but once we started putting the ornaments on, it rustled. We learned there was a little man clutching the tree, who would answer no questions nor tolerate being moved. It was fun for a couple days but then dad got him with the bug zapper and swept him outside
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Dad went and got a Christmas tree but once we started putting the ornaments on, it rustled. We learned there was a little man clutching the tree, who would answer no questions nor tolerate being moved. It was fun for a couple days but then dad got him with the bug zapper and swept him outside
Signed away my likeness to appear in an obscure game in a dying genre
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Signed away my likeness to appear in an obscure game in a dying genre
We’re squandering this malapropism.
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
We’re squandering this malapropism.
Unexplained lights in the sky synced to my playlist
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Unexplained lights in the sky synced to my playlist
Found a desiccated little man in my couch. A relief, thought my furniture was going bad.
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Found a desiccated little man in my couch. A relief, thought my furniture was going bad.
A witch cursed me with abrasive calluses on my heels for talking too loud while resting on the edge of a creek
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
A witch cursed me with abrasive calluses on my heels for talking too loud while resting on the edge of a creek
Decided to start taking my neighbor’s dog’s premonitions seriously.
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Decided to start taking my neighbor’s dog’s premonitions seriously.
I’ve never seen a crab show fear
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’ve never seen a crab show fear
Too quiet and you hear the wind howling
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Too quiet and you hear the wind howling
Authority with the rabbits
October 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Authority with the rabbits
Finding concerning parallels between my life and the story told in this novel I only recall purchasing in a dream.
September 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Finding concerning parallels between my life and the story told in this novel I only recall purchasing in a dream.
Having to reset my authentication methods as my dreams appear to have been compromised by another presence
September 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Having to reset my authentication methods as my dreams appear to have been compromised by another presence
Several ghosts and about two thirds of an ant colony were raptured today, filling this month's quota ahead of schedule.
September 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Several ghosts and about two thirds of an ant colony were raptured today, filling this month's quota ahead of schedule.
The kilter is misaligned
September 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The kilter is misaligned
Clouds shouldn't be this angry without rain.
September 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Clouds shouldn't be this angry without rain.
A trail cam entombed within an interior wall, discovered several homeowners later during renovations. A few uncorrupted pictures told a story of poor humidity control and little else.
September 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A trail cam entombed within an interior wall, discovered several homeowners later during renovations. A few uncorrupted pictures told a story of poor humidity control and little else.
Opened a door that had been locked for several decades and wouldn't you know it a mess of trauma spilled out.
September 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Opened a door that had been locked for several decades and wouldn't you know it a mess of trauma spilled out.
You've changed. So have I. So has everything else. Per usual.
September 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
You've changed. So have I. So has everything else. Per usual.
Trick is to catch yourself looking elsewhere in the mirror.
August 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Trick is to catch yourself looking elsewhere in the mirror.
A wind blows in, its temperament already sour. Begins rattling the shutters outside a terrified man's bedroom. He had just dreamt his own death. Had no way of knowing how accurate that dream would turn out to be. The wind knows nothing of this, in a bad mood. Acting out.
August 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
A wind blows in, its temperament already sour. Begins rattling the shutters outside a terrified man's bedroom. He had just dreamt his own death. Had no way of knowing how accurate that dream would turn out to be. The wind knows nothing of this, in a bad mood. Acting out.
Large, rough fingers crest the horizon, shock tantamount to plunging in frigid water, the titan nears.
August 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Large, rough fingers crest the horizon, shock tantamount to plunging in frigid water, the titan nears.
The soothing embrace of thousands of bugs upon your skin.
August 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The soothing embrace of thousands of bugs upon your skin.
Offering my emotional state up to the algorithms to see what blessings they bestow upon me. As my words and interactions filter down and disseminate into clean, marketable demographics I am gifted with the chorus of thousands screaming. Of horns thundering across smoldering rubble. Gnashing of teeth
August 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Offering my emotional state up to the algorithms to see what blessings they bestow upon me. As my words and interactions filter down and disseminate into clean, marketable demographics I am gifted with the chorus of thousands screaming. Of horns thundering across smoldering rubble. Gnashing of teeth
Working through the emotional distress of something only revealed to me in dreams and then forgotten
August 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Working through the emotional distress of something only revealed to me in dreams and then forgotten
Suspect if I could open my eyes faster I could see the truth
August 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Suspect if I could open my eyes faster I could see the truth