@joncobeard.bsky.social
Reposted
How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
Reposted
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
WASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means ...
theonion.com
February 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
Im counting on the Democratic party finding a fucking back bone. Now.
January 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Im counting on the Democratic party finding a fucking back bone. Now.
So in Orange Turds exec order for DOGE Leon has access to all non classified systems. Looks like there is also a bid for TikTok that has US government ownership of 50%. Im seeing where Leon is expanding his empire and reach with tax payer subsidies - again. Let alone personal info security.
January 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
So in Orange Turds exec order for DOGE Leon has access to all non classified systems. Looks like there is also a bid for TikTok that has US government ownership of 50%. Im seeing where Leon is expanding his empire and reach with tax payer subsidies - again. Let alone personal info security.
Reposted
Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
theonion.com/conserv...
theonion.com/conserv...
January 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
theonion.com/conserv...
theonion.com/conserv...
Reposted
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
theonion.com/rising-...
theonion.com/rising-...
January 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
theonion.com/rising-...
theonion.com/rising-...
Nothing pisses of MAGA like asking for mercy and forgiveness. Oh, and actual stuff that Jesus said. Angry.
January 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Nothing pisses of MAGA like asking for mercy and forgiveness. Oh, and actual stuff that Jesus said. Angry.
Yet again Onion hitting hard
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
theonion.com/trump-c...
theonion.com/trump-c...
January 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Yet again Onion hitting hard
Even though Im closer in age to the old people leading this country I am SO READY for the younger generations to run things. Do it. Run things. Be loud and dont wait your turn. Maybe AOC needs to take the gloves off at the DNC.
January 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Even though Im closer in age to the old people leading this country I am SO READY for the younger generations to run things. Do it. Run things. Be loud and dont wait your turn. Maybe AOC needs to take the gloves off at the DNC.
Reposted
How Mark Zuckerberg Is Making Meta More MAGA-Friendly
theonion.com/how-mar...
theonion.com/how-mar...
January 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
How Mark Zuckerberg Is Making Meta More MAGA-Friendly
theonion.com/how-mar...
theonion.com/how-mar...
Reposted
Reposted
January 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Can anyone explain to me why the cartoon “Gumball” isnt more entrenched in our zeitgeist than it is? Its really well done.
January 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Can anyone explain to me why the cartoon “Gumball” isnt more entrenched in our zeitgeist than it is? Its really well done.
Reposted
Today is January 6th and no one is watching the Capitol be plundered, feces being smeared on the walls, and police officers being stabbed with American flags.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
January 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Today is January 6th and no one is watching the Capitol be plundered, feces being smeared on the walls, and police officers being stabbed with American flags.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
Reposted
This man and a small group of capitol police officers singlehandedly saved our democracy four years ago.
In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists.
Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.
In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists.
Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.
January 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This man and a small group of capitol police officers singlehandedly saved our democracy four years ago.
In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists.
Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.
In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists.
Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.
Reposted
On the FIRST day of the new GOP-controlled Congress, a 78-year-old chose their Speaker, an 81-year-old GOP rep fell down the stairs and a 91-year-old GOP sen. is now 3rd in line for the presidency.
This after an election where 'age' was a 'top concern' for voters🙄.
This after an election where 'age' was a 'top concern' for voters🙄.
January 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
On the FIRST day of the new GOP-controlled Congress, a 78-year-old chose their Speaker, an 81-year-old GOP rep fell down the stairs and a 91-year-old GOP sen. is now 3rd in line for the presidency.
This after an election where 'age' was a 'top concern' for voters🙄.
This after an election where 'age' was a 'top concern' for voters🙄.
More dogs. Less Leon, Vigeek, and MAGA bull crap drama. #greyhound #dogs
December 28, 2024 at 3:55 PM
More dogs. Less Leon, Vigeek, and MAGA bull crap drama. #greyhound #dogs
Reposted
MAGA: "Who are you calling dumb and unskilled?"
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy: "You."
MAGA: "Us?"
EM and VR: "You."
MAGA: "Who?"
EM and VR: "You. You are dumb and unskilled. You are. You."
MAGA: "Us?"
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy: "You."
MAGA: "Us?"
EM and VR: "You."
MAGA: "Who?"
EM and VR: "You. You are dumb and unskilled. You are. You."
MAGA: "Us?"
December 27, 2024 at 4:32 PM
MAGA: "Who are you calling dumb and unskilled?"
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy: "You."
MAGA: "Us?"
EM and VR: "You."
MAGA: "Who?"
EM and VR: "You. You are dumb and unskilled. You are. You."
MAGA: "Us?"
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy: "You."
MAGA: "Us?"
EM and VR: "You."
MAGA: "Who?"
EM and VR: "You. You are dumb and unskilled. You are. You."
MAGA: "Us?"
Well. Now we are reminded why he is turning up the batshit crazy rhetoric against Panama.
Donald Trump has an outstanding tax evasion case in Panama, the same country he’s just publicly accused of financial wrongdoing.
A Quick Reminder on the Trump Organization’s Tax Evasion in Panama
Donald Trump’s new threat against Panama should come with a reminder about how his family organization operated in the country.
newrepublic.com
December 25, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Well. Now we are reminded why he is turning up the batshit crazy rhetoric against Panama.
Reposted
The most that can be said about the present moment is that there is disagreement within the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party about which faces to eat in what order.
December 21, 2024 at 4:07 PM
The most that can be said about the present moment is that there is disagreement within the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party about which faces to eat in what order.
Reposted
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
What would be more American than folks shooting at airplanes thinking they are alien drones? Keep going back to y’all just go ahead with it. Trump says things need to be shot down, y’all just go ahead. Quit with the conspiracies but just find out. Kinda like vaccines. #drones #conspiracy
December 17, 2024 at 2:55 PM
What would be more American than folks shooting at airplanes thinking they are alien drones? Keep going back to y’all just go ahead with it. Trump says things need to be shot down, y’all just go ahead. Quit with the conspiracies but just find out. Kinda like vaccines. #drones #conspiracy
December 17, 2024 at 2:48 PM