two independent sources tell us that lane kiffin has decided on lsu. the delay right now is contract specifics i.e., he wants a private jet made entirely out of vibranium. lsu is flying a metallurgical team to explain to lane kiffin that vibranium doesn’t exist, hence the delay.

Lane Kiffin is a Quaker

✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak

📌 Hope this soul follows him

everywhere . A true hero 🐥

Everyone raised on the AP Style Guide is having a moment with this one, thank you @ellecordova.bsky.social

The Myth of Sisyphus, by Albert Camus, teaches us that even in an absurd world we can still find meaning and happiness, so long as we don't skip leg day.

Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.

Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”

We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽

I just wanna be clear that the episodes about the New Protocols came out first.